2. I used to be a girl
Main Princess
jaisi thi
Gudde
Gudiyon se
khelti thi
Ghissai karti thi
3. Bahut fight maari ladko pe lekin
koi nahi fasaa
Hukka bhi
piya
Dates pe
gayi
4. Tangdi
kebab Malai
kebab
Koshish ki koi haddi na
ho aur saare kebab ho
Pondy- Trips
bhi maari
5. Main
Pooja ki
hairan thi,
pareshan thi…
Jyotishiyon ko
dikhaya
Diye nahi the to bulb hi
jalaye
Bhookhon (whitey)
ko khana khilaya
Mannat
maangi
6. Ladko se pareshan hokar maine Ishq
decide kia.. ladaya
Mujhe ladka banna hai..
Kuch Naya explore karna hai !
Oh Pencho yeh toh sher ho gaya
Khel kood
kiya
Jam ke
bajaaya
Dole shole
banaye
7. Kuch mote dosto ki
popularity dekh ke
maine mota hone
ki bhi thaan li
8. Lekin….
Ek din chikni chikni
flawless a@# dekh ke
realize kia mere andar
ki ladki abhi mari nahi Tumhein jo
hai ! maine dekha , jo
hosh tha wo kho
gaya!!
OMG!!! KYA
Desi Junta ko DODDH (malai)
Kuch JAISI SKIN THI
seekhna YAR..EK BHI TIL
chaiye NAHI..
9. Ab naye sirey se acche ladke ki khoj
shuru kar di hai…
Kahin to hoga wo,
mera Rajkumar..
Ghode pe ayega mere
sapno ka saudagar!
Joda bhi khareed liya Aayega aayega
ab to SAJAN!!