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Riemann Tiemann Reaction
(for the chemist in you)
We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without
which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made.
~~~ Albert Einstein (German Physicist)
Day before Diwali holidays, 10 Nov 2012.
CIR Presentation.
scream
Congrats,
you’re
Indian.
scream
#mokkai 01:
Does India have cars?
No. We ride elephants to work. The
government is trying to encourage
ride-sharing schemes.
scream
mehendi
#mokkai 02:
Do you speak Hindu?
Yes. I also speak Jewish, Islam and
Christianity.
mehendi
dosa
#mokkai 03:
Are all Indians vegetarian?
Yes. Even tigers are vegetarian in
India.
dosa
“kircket”
#mokkai 04:
Are there any business companies in
India?
No. All Indians live on the
Gandhian prinicples of self-
sufficiency. We all make our own
clothes and grow our own food. That
is why you see all these thin
skinny Indians - it is a lot of
hard work.
“kircket”
open
your
eyes, say
ohm
#mokkai 05:
India is such a religious place. Do
you meditate regularly?
Yes, sometimes I meditate for weeks
without food and drink. But it is
difficult to keep my job, because I
have to miss work when I meditate
like that. But the bosses there do
the same thing. That is why things
are so inefficient there.
open
your
eyes, say
ohm
“phir
aaiyega”
#mokkai ultimate:
Why do you sometimes wear Indian
clothes to work?
I prefer it to coming naked.
“phir
aaiyega”
Lol, it's India.

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