72. "I Confess...I was in bed with a man and I
decided to stand over him and seductively
remove my shirt and do a little striptease. I
got halfway through lifting my blouse over
my head when I took a misstep backwards
and the ceiling fan served me a mighty
thwack on the head. I fell on top of him and
he did the only thing he could do: fetched me
a cold compress. "
73. "I Confess...while having
sex with a girl she said,
‘harder!’ So I went harder.
Then she said, ‘deeper!’
Uh....."
74. I Confess...giving a blow job
to the young guy at work in
the bathroom was more
exciting than the 18 years of
boring sex with my husband.
75. "I Confess...I've been having
fantasies about fucking my
sister's husband. Except I
don't have a sister, and I
think that is really unfair. "
77. I Confess...I sat on the
outside table in the little
courtyard next to Book
People and had my lover
go down on me under my
long flowing skirt.
78. "I Confess...I am blessed to
have a girlfriend and a
boyfriend, and I am still
always horny. The more I get
the more I want."
79. "I CONFESS…
I didn't know how
much i liked getting
shocked. My sweater
today keeps shocking
my nipples and I like
Photo: Bryan Gosline
it."
80. "I Confess...I lost my vibrator.
I tore the house apart trying
to find it, and told my
roommate it was because I
lost my keys. I was wearing
my keys. "
82. "I Confess...I left so quickly
after sex last week that the
guy told me the money was
on the dresser. Needless to
say, it sucked! Not returning
his calls..."
84. I Confess...one of my
favorite masturbation
fantasies is that my
gynecologist is examining
my sexual response. It's
very clinical and... he's not
even attractive.
85. "I CONFESS…
I am 22 and I
just watched
porn for the
first time."
86. "I Confess...the first time I
attained multiple orgasms
was on the living room
floor of a party with a
stranger I met only 30
minutes prior. And believe
me, it wasn't the last time."
88. I Confess...I strapped my
new boyfriend before we
started dating against his will
and without permission. I was
spanking him and the next
thing I knew I was coming
while fucking him in the ass.
89. "I Confess...I have become
addicted to squirting.
Unfortunately, my husband
misses out on all the fun. Too
bad he made fun of me last
time I tried something new in
bed. "
91. "I Confess...I was randy, hot
and ready, but without the tool
to do the job. I borrowed my
husband's massager. Wow! I
mean wow! And then damn!
Fucking! Ouch! Hot! Damn!
The damn thing bit me. Stole
my sweet, pink skin."
92.
93. "I Confess...I have always been
against marriage, until now. When
my partner and I got together, I
made it clear that I never wanted to
make those permanent vows. I
can't figure out how to tell him I feel
differently now. This love has
changed my mind. "
94. "I Confess...I used a
rubber spatula
handle as a dildo
and washed it, and
then put it back in
the kitchen. Mmmm."