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2. “Actually, I majored
in MARKETING
and I have a bachelor
of science.”
- Wanda Sykes
Is it true?

3. “MARKETING is what you do
when your product is no good.”
- Edwin Land
Wow! Interesting!

4. “Business has only two
functions -
MARKETING
and innovation.”
- Milan Kundera
That is great!

5. “MARKETING
Great Job!
is too important to
be left to the
MARKETING department.”
- David Packard

6. “MARKETING
takes a day to learn.
Unfortunately it takes
a lifetime to master.”
- Phil Kolter
Sounds good!

7. “Don't blame the MARKETING
department. The buck stops
with the chief executive.”
- John D. Rockefeller
That is the truth

8. “Affiliate MARKETING
has made businesses
millions and ordinary
people millionaires.”
- Bo Bennett
BELIEVE ME.

9. “To me, we’re
MARKETING
hope.”
- Joel Osteen
That’s an opinion

10. “My dad is a
MARKETING
mastermind.”
- Serena Williams
Unbelievable!

11. “It will work. I am a
MARKETING genius.”
- Paris Hilton
That is the sexy truth!

12. Approved!
“MARKETING
is the devil.”
- Billy Bob Thornton

13. “No, my publisher has
always done the
MARKETING.”
- Jean M. Auel
Just saying!

14. “I see the same coffee
table everywhere.
It’s mass
MARKETING.”
- Douglas Wilson
That’s right!

15. “There's been too much attention
on MARKETING. Can't we
just talk about the paintings?”
- Julian Schnabel
That’s the fact!

16. “Money coming in says
I've made the right
MARKETING
decisions.”
- Adam Osborne
Like it!

17. “The MARKETING
is just as important
as the music, almost.”
- Robyn
That’s what I like
music!

18. “The ultimate test of a finished
account executive is his ability
to write a sound
MARKETING plan.”
- Morris Hite
100% fact!

19. “The studios have been
taken over by MARKETING
people and accountants.”
.
- Joe Eszterhas
Yup.

20. “I'm not a MARKETING
person. I don't ask
myself questions. I go by instinct.”
- Karl Lagerfeld
Correct!

21. “In MARKETING
you must choose between
boredom, shouting and
seduction.
Which do you want?”
- Roy H. Williams
I’ve worked on it.

22. HAS COME TO AN
END

23. WHAT’S NEXT?
HAS COME TO AN
END