1. Can't eat

2. Can't eat beef ... Mad Cow

3. Can't eat chicken ... Bird flu

4. Can't eat eggs . Salmonella

5. Can't eat pork .. trichinosis

6. Can't eat fish .. Mercury and other heavy metals

7. Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides

8. Hmmmmmmmmm! M M M M M M M M M M

9. I believe that leaves

10. Chocolate!

11. Remember - - - "STRESSED“ spelled backwards is .. "DESSERTS"

12. Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.

13. Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.

14. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately

15. "That's why I had to pass this on - - - - -

16. I didn't want to risk it."