1. I know what you’re asking yourself right now: WHAT IS THIS? (please note the pleasantly colored background pattern.. You know we always rocked those)

3. Well, I will tell you what it is.

4. Here it comes...

5. IT’S A BIRTHDAY POWERPOINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Why, you ask? Obviously because we’re so good at making powerpoints! Who doesn’t love a good birthday powerpoint? Across the world, 1 out of 10 people receive powerpoints on their birthday. Unemployment rates across the nation. Note Michigan’s exceptionally large circle.

7. Now that’s a picture..

8. Birthday poem. It’s your birthday, Emmy! Has anyone told you you’re such a gemmy? Let’s go on a trip! Let’s take a plane! But you don’t like planes so we’ll take a train! Seriously though, let’s hang out. Maybe we’ll get spotted by a talent scout! Wear a cardigan.. We’ll find some men.

9. Oh gosh there’s another one!(braces! Hehe!)

10. HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!!!!