A plane is crashing with 5 passengers but only 4 parachutes. The first 3 passengers, Ronaldo, Hillary Clinton, and George W. Bush each claim why they deserve the parachutes and jump from the plane. The Pope offers the last parachute to a young boy. However, the boy points out that the American president took his backpack, implying the parachutes were never actually in danger since the president stole a child's backpack rather than one of the parachutes.