1. Man gets angry
The Flowchart of Sex
NO SEX
Man and Woman Woman blocks Man tries again
agree to have sex Man believes it Man carps on about
in the evening can start right away why Woman does
not want to have sex
Woman relaxes No sex for
a looooong time
Man acts as if he has
forgotten all about it
Man assumes that the
time has come and makes
sexual advances
Woman gets tired Man falls asleep
Woman suggests Man makes
Man trips on purpose on the carpet, having dinner together sexual advance
showing how vulnerable he is
The food takes hours
to prepare
Man pretends that
Man discovers quickly how he is hungry
much fun they can have together After bathing, Man
even without sex suggests opening
Man suggests Man drinks the
bottle of wine bottle by himself
a bath for two
Woman melts
Woman happily shares
this thought
Man tries to
Man suggests a refreshing walk
in order make Woman relaxed
find a shortcut SEX
Man’s knee heals quickly and
he suggests sex
After the bottle of wine, Man does what
Woman gets excited and he should have had done at the start:
Man suggests starts to read a brochure He buys her a pair of shoes
a trip to Venice