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Rumor

  News that travels at

    the speed of sound.
DICTIONARY

     q The only place
      where divorce comes
      before marriage.
COLLEGE

   qA  place where some
    pursue learning and
    others learn
    pursuing.
ECSTASY

   qA  feeling when you
    feel you are going to
    feel a feeling you have
    never felt before
OFFICE

   qA  place where you
    can relax after your
    strenuous home life.
YAWN

  q The only time some
   married men ever
   get to open their
   mouth.
ETC….

  qA  sign to make others
   believe that you know
   more than you
   actually do.
COMMITTEE

    q Individuals   who can do
      nothing individually and
      sit to decide that
      nothing can be done
      together.
CLASSIC

   qA  book which people
    praise, but do not
    read.
MARRIAGE

    q It'san agreement in
      which a man loses his
      bachelor degree and
      woman gains her
      master's.
WORRY

  q Interest paid on
    trouble before it
    falls due.
EXPERIENCE

     q The name men give
      to their mistakes.
TEARS

  q The hydraulic force by
   which masculine power is
   defeated by feminine
   power.
ATOM BOMB

    q An  invention to end
     all inventions.
PHILOSOPHER

     qA  fool who torments
      himself during life, to
      be spoken of when
      dead.
DIPLOMAT

    qA  person who tells you to
     go to hell in such a way
     that you actually look
     forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST

    qA  person who starts
     taking bath if he
     accidentally falls
     into a river.
PESSIMIST

    qA  person who says that O
     is the last letter in
     ZERO, instead of the
     first letter in word
     OPPORTUNITY
MISER

  qA  person who lives
   poor so that he can
   die rich
FATHER

   qA  banker provided
    by nature.
CRIMINAL

    qA  guy no different
     from the
     rest...except that he
     got caught.
BOSS

  q Someone  who is
   early when you are
   late and late when
   you are early.
POLITICIAN

     q One who shakes your
      hand before elections
      and your confidence
      after.
DOCTOR

   q    A person who kills
       your ills by pills,
       and kills you with
       his bills.
S/W ENGINEER

      q Who is paid for
       reading this .

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  • 1. Rumor News that travels at the speed of sound.
  • 2. DICTIONARY q The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
  • 3. COLLEGE qA place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
  • 4. ECSTASY qA feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
  • 5. OFFICE qA place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
  • 6. YAWN q The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
  • 7. ETC…. qA sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
  • 8. COMMITTEE q Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
  • 9. CLASSIC qA book which people praise, but do not read.
  • 10. MARRIAGE q It'san agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
  • 11. WORRY q Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
  • 12. EXPERIENCE q The name men give to their mistakes.
  • 13. TEARS q The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
  • 14. ATOM BOMB q An invention to end all inventions.
  • 15. PHILOSOPHER qA fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
  • 16. DIPLOMAT qA person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  • 17. OPTIMIST qA person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
  • 18. PESSIMIST qA person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
  • 19. MISER qA person who lives poor so that he can die rich
  • 20. FATHER qA banker provided by nature.
  • 21. CRIMINAL qA guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
  • 22. BOSS q Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
  • 23. POLITICIAN q One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
  • 24. DOCTOR q A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
  • 25. S/W ENGINEER q Who is paid for reading this .