1. In the classroom
The teacher is out because he received a call from a fireman, telling him
that his house is on fire. Everyone in the classroom is doing anything else
but studying.
Cool Girl: Hey, super-star! Wanna go out with me this Sunday?
Popular guy: Ew, NO! Why would I want such a thing?!
C.G.: Well, maybe because I am the coolest person, er...…
Dreamer girl: No, you’re not! If I were a guy, I’d better eat fried worms
than go out with… you!
C.G.: And why would you do that? Oh, of course! Because the only thing
you have ever seen is your own tiny little pathetic world, and that’s why
you can’t recognise coolness!
Serious guy: Mind your own business, Cinderella! Or I’ll…
C.G.: Or you’ll what?
Nerd: Hey, shut up, guys! I can’t hear what the Alien spirit is chanting
right now in front of the classroom!
Tough guy: If you pollute my ears with one more word, you’ll sleep with
the fish and… OMG! What is that weirdo doing?!
Popular Guy: Man, he’s walking in his hands and singing some kind of
a… song…
Weird: Teacher, teacher, please stay home
And I won’t speak on the phone
You think your house is burning
‘Cause I’ve sent you a false warning…
Book worm: Ouch! Hey, mister “I-won’t-laugh-in-my-life”, if you don’t
wanna watch the show, at least let me read!
Serious: That’s not the reason! Look at Dreamy! She’s full of ink…
nerd: Oh, my! You’re right… and Toughy is trying to clean her... and I
tought they weren’t in love…
Nerd and Weird: Toughy and Dreamy sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes LOVE
They got married then
Later comes Toughy with a BABY PRAM!
* And they start dancing and acting like they were in love *
T.: Stop fouling around or…
C.G.: Or you’ll kiss your bride?
Alien: Oh, young love! How… pityful…
* And all the kids start laughing. Then, Toughy starts hitting the Nerd. In
short time, the classroom turned into a disaster and all the kids had
serious injuries from a BIG fight *

2. Miss Angel: What the hell happened in here? I’ll talk to the Head Master
and he’ll have you grounded in a minute!
T.: Why you… you wanna fight?
M.A.: Who, me? You’re welcome!
* And he starts doing some super-ninja moves *
T.: You won’t impress me with that crap!
M.A.: We’ll see…
* But the teacher comes in time to prevent the fight. All the kids are
grounded including Miss Angel*
- After the detention hours are over Book Worm: What a day! I’ve got grounded for the first time in my life
and all my books are torn!
Dreamer: Oh, shut up BOOK WORM!
* And she hits him with a book and he falls to the ground uncouncious *
Iulia Ghita,Elena Grecu,AlexandraTanase 7th grade students