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Andamoโ€™s Staff Report
Joeโ€™s Casino Report
Happyโ€™s Kitchen Report
Stewardโ€™s Spirited Report
Sailorโ€™s Ship Report
Pudgeโ€™s Transport Report
Luckyโ€™s ConclusionStaffMeeting
Welcome, New Staff In the Communications 		          Tower: Apple
Welcome, New Staff In Our Brand New  (and sorely needed) Infirmary: Maude
Welcome, New Staff In the Business Office: Mela Big Big numbers are the prettiest Hard at work on Payroll!
Andamoโ€™s Staff Report Note to self:  If Andamo failed to create his slide, make a joke about it and have him give                  his report without the visuals.  Remember to admonish him after the meeting for staying                   out too late last night with that new staff member.

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Staff Meeting aboard Fortuna II

  • 1.
  • 9. Welcome, New Staff In the Communications Tower: Apple
  • 10. Welcome, New Staff In Our Brand New (and sorely needed) Infirmary: Maude
  • 11. Welcome, New Staff In the Business Office: Mela Big Big numbers are the prettiest Hard at work on Payroll!
  • 12. Andamoโ€™s Staff Report Note to self: If Andamo failed to create his slide, make a joke about it and have him give his report without the visuals. Remember to admonish him after the meeting for staying out too late last night with that new staff member.
  • 13. Joeโ€™s Casino Report Proposal: Monthly Poker Tournament at Luckyโ€™s!
  • 14. Happyโ€™s Kitchen Report Recipe of the Week: Eggโ€™s Benedict Ingredients 4 egg yolks 3 1/2 tablespoons lemon juice 1 pinch ground white pepper 1/8 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1 tablespoon water 1 cup butter, melted 1/4 teaspoon salt 8 eggs 1 teaspoon distilled white vinegar 8 strips Canadian-style bacon 4 English muffins, split 2 tablespoons butter, softened 1. To Make Hollandaise: Fill the bottom of a double boiler part-way with water. Make sure the water does not touch the top pan. Bring water to a gentle simmer. In the top of the double boiler, whisk together egg yolks, lemon juice, white pepper, Worcestershire sauce, and 1 T. water. 2. Add melted butter to egg yolk mixture 1 or 2 T. at a time while whisking yolks constantly. If hollandaise begins to get too thick, add a teaspoon or two of hot water. Continue whisking until all butter is incorporated. Whisk in salt, then remove from heat. Cover to keep sauce warm. 3. Preheat oven on broiler setting. To Poach Eggs: Fill a large saucepan with 3 inches of water. Bring water to a gentle simmer, then add vinegar. Carefully break eggs into simmering water, and allow to cook for 2 1/2 to 3 minutes. Yolks should still be soft in center. Remove eggs from water with a slotted spoon and set on a warm plate 4. While eggs are poaching, brown the bacon in a medium skillet over medium-high heat and toast the English muffins on a baking sheet under the broiler. 5. Spread toasted muffins with softened butter, and top each one with a slice of bacon, followed by one poached egg. Place 2 muffins on each plate and drizzle with hollandaise sauce. Sprinkle with chopped chives and serve immediately.
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  • 16. We are already at our optimal customer capacity.
  • 17. We cannot go over that capacity without decreasing customer service.Pour it overboard and risk fines for polluting the sea. Give it to the poor and risk public criticism for polluting the poor. Drink it.
  • 18. Sailorโ€™s Ship Report Number of Barnacles on the Hull
  • 19. Pudgeโ€™s Transport Report Conclusions: Weather does not affect our hardy staffโ€™s number of transports. Weather strongly affects our customersโ€™ number of transports. Time of evening also affects customersโ€™ transports. Recommendations: Eliminate the 10 AM run in cold weather. Let the hardy staff sleep in. Add an 11:30 PM run in warm weather. In cold weather, tip the ever-faithful and vigilant transport officer with hot rum toddies.
  • 20. Our Bosses Hard at Work
  • 21. Thatโ€™s It And Thatโ€™s All.