This talk was presented at OSCON 2006 and ApacheCon 2006. It suffers quite a bit from not having the commentary that went with the slides, but my notes for this talk are available on this site as a PDF.
This talk was probably the most well-received OSCON talk I've ever done. There were a lot of jokes and people were rolling in the aisles. Larry Wall and Damian Conway attended the talk at OSCON and while they did argue a couple of points they mostly laughed along.
12. choosing a dialect
dragonchild's law:
"if i have to ask if something is possible on
perlmonks, i probably should rethink my
design."
13. obscure features
“We redesigned the protocol several times until we had a
protocol that performed well. However,
the resulting protocol was too complex and depended on the
behavior of Chubby features that were seldom exercised by
other applications. We discovered that we were spending an
inordinate amount of time debugging obscure corner cases,
not only in Bigtable code, but also in Chubby code. Eventually,
we scrapped this protocol and moved to a newer simpler
protocol that depends solely on widelyused Chubby features.”
Google Bigtable Paper