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Performance tuning your
life to maximize awesome
NICK FLOYD
FRIDAY OCTOBER 25TH 2:30PM
Refactoring

var currentWorkLife = "behaviors that destroy the balance";
Refactoring

var currentWorkLife = "behaviors that destroy the balance";
var newWorkLife = currentWorkLife.Replace(“destroy”, “build”);
Refactoring

var currentWorkLife = "behaviors that destroy the balance";
var newWorkLife = currentWorkLife.Replace(“destroy”, “build”);
=> behaviors that build the balance
Behaviors : the dark side
Behavior : more working == more winning!

x

x = Time spent working
image courtesy of : http://ashpodtheportalfur.deviantart.com
Behavior : more work == more win!

x

x = Time spent working
image courtesy of : http://ashpodtheportalfur.deviantart.com
Behavior : gold plating

The Infinite

ZIPLINE
Behavior : gold plating

The Infinite

PLAN
Behavior : gold plating
Spoon boy: “Do not try and bend the zipline.
That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.”
Neo: “What truth?”
Spoon boy: “There is no zipline.”
-The Matrix

ZIPLINE == null
Behavior : compartmentalizing

image courtesy of : http://ooklah.deviantart.com
Behavior : being an impostor
Behavior

many, many more...
Build : the light side
Nerd’s hierarchy of needs
mind
environment
health
Acting like someone

I’m NOT
health
Being someone

I AM
health
Clean your desk

TOP
environment
(Apps)olute zero

Device wipe

environment
Enablers and accountability

environment
environment
Scrum board your day

mind
Work in achievable chunks & bits

mind
BAD:

GOOD:

mind
Stop ideas
Start projects

“There be the dragons, I can’t go.”
“Sure you can, just bring a resistor color code chart.”
-- me having a conversation with myself
images courtesy of: xkcd.com

mind
The Choice
images courtesy of: Alamy
images courtesy of: wikipedia
images courtesy of: gracehopper.org
images courtesy of: voxelblog
images courtesy of: f-secure
mediocrity.pop
exceptional.push
The Functional

24MI
I love to...
code
work on hard problems
help others win
make a difference in a kid’s life
automate all the things
create useable software
Welcome to the Hall of Heroes
Thanks
archcoder.com/nerd-life
@nickfloyd
Resources : books
Resources : apps

Epic win
Triage

Rescue Time

Clear

Sleep cycle

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