2. 2 This story starts like any other. Once upon a time…
3. 3 There was a beautiful princess Naomie who was put into a tower by an evil witch. She was so beautiful and helpless she had to wait for a prince to come and save her.
4. 4 So hot! To get to the princess, prince Trent had to travel night and day through hot deserts.
5. 5 Who turned out the lights? Which can get very cold and dark at night. So only the smartest princes can make it through! I am so glad I put in headlights!
6. 6 I can’t catch a break! He must travel through the most fierce of storms… 6
7. 7 Which only the toughest of princes can get through. 7 7 7
10. 10 Hideous and ferocious beasts must be conquered along the way. But I’m not hideous!
11. 11 Only the strongest princes can survive. Yes! Nobody ever asks nicely! Can you let me through please?
12. 12 Finally after many days and many nights the strong and brave prince makes it to the castle to save the poor princess. ?
13. 13 To find her waiting patiently for him to rescue her from a lonely life locked in a tower. OLD LIFE NEW LIFE
14. Now that she was saved, they lived happily ever after. The end. 14
15. 15 No it’s not the end! So, I just did all this, for nothing! She’s in the castle isn’t she? No. Where is the princess? Didn’t need saving? But she’s a princess! Did she ask you to save her? Well, then she didn’t need saving! No. But, I’ve been trained to save princesses! But this princess got out herself! A princess who didn’t need saving. You need to find a new job. That’s it. I QUIT!