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Please, Stop Using Git

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Matthew McCullough
Matthew McCullough

Matthew McCullough's tongue-in-cheek look at what Git is doing to developers everywhere. P.S. I love Git

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Please. Stop using Git. Matthew McCullough
Distributed
Required office attendance
Network fault-tolerant
Reducing your hard ware pur chases?
Low maintenance
"SVN admin" not a career option
Blazing fast
No more discussing SURVIVOR while we check in 5000 files
OSS and free
Supporting the demise of paid VCS
Disk conservative
Starving the HDD vendors
Bisecting bugs
Hiding your mistakes
Compatible with SVN
Causing covert use of vintage tools
Free as in beer
Free operating system
Please. Stop using Git. ...for the sake of the next generation
Please, Stop Using Git

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