Created by Ed Fox - 2014 SAIS New Teacher Institute

1. Teaching Miscellany
More things you probably didn’t
learn in college.
2014 edition

2. Flex and Retirement:
Making it rain (or, at least, sprinkle)

3. Pro Tips:
And speaking of money….

4. Tutoring/House sitting

5. More Pro Tips:
• Handouts
• Concussions
• Cell phones
• Cover other classes when asked
• Lost and Found!
• Stay current
• Keep nice notes
• Thank your teachers
• Erase the board
• Facebook/Twitter/YouTube (and
MySpace)

8. Travel for Free!

10. More Tips:
• Sleep / Exercise
• Extra credit / Candy
• Xerox etiquette (3-holed and colored
paper)
• Faculty bathroom
• In Winter, wash hands frequently
• Faculty meetings (esp. dress code)
• Siblings/Look-alikes
• Maintenance folks
• Case of the Mondays…
• And the most important thing…

11. **IMPORTANT**
• Khaki + Water = Cessation of All
Learning For the Day If Not the Year

12. **IMPORTANT**
• Khaki + Water = Cessation of All
Learning For the Day If Not the Year
• And check your zipper

13. **IMPORTANT**
• Khaki + Water = Cessation of All
Learning For the Day If Not the Year
• And check your zipper
• And for toilet paper

14. The End