1. SCRIPT<br />MARY: Katie was tired of wearing the same old shoes.<br />VALE: She went to the store to buy new ones.<br />MARY: The clerks asked her,<br />VALE: Which shoes do you choose?<br />MARY: Katie said,<br />BEL: I want shoes that are braggy, not baggy.<br />MARY AND VALE: (thinking about it) Hmmm. Let me see.<br />VALE: We have small shoes,<br />MARY: and tall shoes,<br />VALE: and walk-on-the-wall shoes.<br />MARY: We have red shoes,<br />VALE: and head shoes,<br />MARY: and down-the-hill-sled shoes.<br />VALE: We have blue shoes,<br />MARY: and BOO shoes,<br />VALE: and paddle-canoe shoes.<br />MARY AND VALE: Which shoes do you choose?<br />BEL: I want shoes that are slicky, not sticky.<br />VALE AND MARY: Hmmm. Let me see.<br />VALE: We have jog shoes,<br />MARY: and log shoes,<br />VALE: and hop-like-a-frog shoes.<br />MARY: We have tied shoes,<br />VALE: and wide shoes,<br />MARY: and carnival-ride shoes.<br />VALE: We have trail shoes,<br />MARY: and snail shoes,<br />VALE: and wind-in-your-sail shoes.<br />MARY: Which shoes do you choose?<br />BEL: I want shoes that are spiffy, not iffy.<br />MARY AND VALE: Hmmm. Let me see.<br />VALE: We have black shoes,<br />MARY: and snack shoes,<br />VALE: and ride-on-a-track shoes.<br />MARY: We have wet shoes,<br />VALE: and pet shoes,<br />MARY: and super-speed-jet shoes.<br />VALE: We have moon shoes,<br />MARY: and goon shoes,<br />VALE: and hot-air-balloon shoes.<br />ALL CLERKS: Which shoes do you choose?<br />BEL: I choose all these shoes.<br />MARY AND VALE: (gasp)<br />MARY: She bought the shoes and took them home.<br />MARY: And now the store has<br />MARY AND VALE: (to audience) NO MORE SHOES TO CHOOSE!<br />