My ticket to a career in marketing, advertising and public relations www.mapexpo.com.au

1. (and please stay awake)

2. Getting a job
Surviving/Making a living
Running

4. • Started opening the mail in 1756
• Worked for a few big agencies
• Worked for a few small ones
• Been sacked a few times.
• OK, quite a few times.
• Doing my own thing.

23. Total Brand
Management Group

31. “To Whom It May Concern,
I am currently studying XXXXXX at
XXXXXX.
Do you offer any internships or work
experience?”

32. No.

33. “Hi Guys,
My name is ‘John’ currently an employee
at ‘Company X’.
I am a very creative person seeking a role
in XXXXXXX.
Do you have an vacancies for someone
like myself within your company possibly?”

34. No.

35. “I’m pretty much looking for anything entry
level - preferably on the creative side of
things.
At this point I don’t want to limit myself as I’m
eager to gain any sort of experience.”

36. Too hard.

47. Do something
out of the ordinary.
Don’t keep it a secret.

61. Everything happens
for a reason.
(But sometimes the
reason is that you’re
stupid and you make
bad decisions.)

65. Almost anyone can do
the easy stuff well.
(Run uphill.)

73. Job Hunter’s
Boot Camp. It’s Free.
The book isn’t. It’s $20.
(Which is $10 cheaper than usual.)

77. SwashbucklersClub.com
sputnik@ootw.com.au