The document compares the typical phases of a business cycle to stages in a romantic relationship. It describes: 1) The beginning of a relationship as analogous to the peak of the business cycle, with initial excitement. 2) Jealousy and engagement corresponding to the contraction or recession phase as challenges emerge. 3) Marriage, children, job losses, and gains mirroring the expansion period as the relationship and economy grow. The document then shifts to discussing the typical phases of a business cycle - peak, contraction, trough, and expansion. It provides examples of recent U.S. economic cycles and concludes with an off-topic joke.