Happy Birthday Bharti

2. Presenting
She is
BACK WITH A
VENGEANCE
MOTHER INDIA RETURNS

3. Won the coveted title of Campus Brand
Ambassador of….
Faaso’s me hi rahungi main,
Aaj ghar nahi jaungi main

4. Bharti firmly believes in
Saying Something and Doing Something
Else
Say Do
I want a chill course Dropped EWA, and took ACF
I want to be free in Term 6
Plans to take CCS under Anshuman
Tripathy
Yaar, I just want to sleep, I am getting
insomnia
Goes to ABP and drink 12 cups of coffee
Oh Puh-lease,
I am
AWESOME

5. Next slide has the Top Secret names of guys
in IIMB who have hit on Bharti.

6. After Bharti promised us a slow and painful death,
we intentionally left the slide blank.

7. ??????
The corridors of L-Top
are haunted
They are haunted
by the one and
only

8. Meet the resident weeping lady of IIMB
She has the potential to be a Santoor
Soap Ad model
But she is good at finding reasons to be
DOOKHI
Dookhi Aatma

9. Bharti’s Reasons to Cry
1. I am not at home
2. I am at IIMB
3. My CCS is not working out
4. I am not thin (Does she want to become
invisible?)
5. Faaso’s stopped giving Veg Bhuna Rolls
6. One of my group members is a free-rider
7. Two of my group members are free-riders
8. Three of my….
And so on…
Bharti’s Favourite Line

10. I am leaving my room and
running away.
Because I hate hooshing.
Pakdo usko, bhagne na paye
Tonight: L-406