What if God issued a recall notice on humanity?

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Notice
What if God
issued a recall
notice on
humanity?
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The Maker of all human
beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of
make or year, due to the
serious defect in the
primary and central
component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction
in the original prototype
units, code named Adam
and Eve, resulting in the
reproduction of the same
defect in all subsequent
units.
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This defect has been
technically termed, ” Subsequential Internal NonMorality”, or more
commonly known as ” S-IN “. It is primarily
symptomized by loss of
moral judgment. Some
other symptoms:
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Loss of direction
Foul vocal emissions
Amnesia of origin
Lack of peace and joy
Selfish, or violent, behavior
Depression or confusion in
the mental component.
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The manufacturer, who is
neither liable nor at fault for
this defect, is providing
factory authorized repair
and service, free of charge
to correct this SIN defect.
The number to call for the
recall station in your area is:
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P-R-A-Y-E-R Once
connected, please upload
your burden of SIN by
pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-CE. Next, download J-E-S-U-S
into the heart. No matter
how big or small the SIN
defect is, the JESUS repair
will replace it with:
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Love
Joy
Peace
Longsuffering
Gentleness
Goodness
Faith
Meekness
Temperance
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Please see operating manual,
” HOLY BIBLE ” for further
details on the use of these
fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to
operate the human unit
without correction, voids the
manufacturer’s warranty,
exposing owner to dangers
and problems too numerous
to list and will result in the
human unit being
permanently impounded.
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For free emergency service,
call: J-E-S-U-S
DANGER: The human units
not receiving this recall
action will have to be
scrapped in the furnace.
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