The full lined up of Ignite Denver 4 presentations

1. Welcome!

2. Who’s @jwilker
๏ 360|Conferences, Corp (CO Startup)
- InsideMobile July
- InsideRIA August
- 360|iDev September
- 360|MAX October
- RIAdventure360 December
๏ Blogger
- johnwilker.com
- 360Whisperings.com
- OurStartupStory.com
๏ Refresh Denver
- July 15th (Right where you’re sitting)

3. Props to our Supporters
Casselman’s
ChannelSnap TV

4. Other Awesome Events
๏ Ignite Fort Collins - August 27, 2009
๏ Pucha Kucha - July 21, 2009
๏ Refresh Denver - July 15, 2009

5. Tonights Line Up
Round ONE
1. Things you don't know about me.
2. Hash House Harriers
3. Chaos Theory: the clockwork universe is broken!
4. Five Minutes of Positive Encouragement
5. Anime is NOT Cartoon Porn!
Intermission: The Compilers!
Round TWO
1. 5 mins on random slides from someone else,
2. Social Network Analysis for Dummies
3. Update on one Million Faced Project
4. Jesus Freaking In A Social World
5. How to pick up dudes: Tips from a totally hetero man
6. Zombie Attack Best Practices
RAFFLE

6. Let’s Get This
Party Started!

7. Tom Van Ness
Things You Don’t Know About Me

8. S
TUDKAM.COM

9. S
I can throw a softball
over nine school busses.
TUDKAM.COM

10. My ex-wife came back to me when

11. My ex-wife came back to me when

13. My wife asked me to sweep the
kitchen. You've never seen so
many family members and
children on their backs.

15. I surprised my cat and he left a
little spot of pee on the couch.

17. My buddy ordered a Cosmo at the bar.
He should have ordered a double

18. There's a damn good reason I've
never seen a shark up close, and
it's my skull ring they're afraid of.

19. There's a damn good reason I've
never seen a shark up close, and
it's my skull ring they're afraid of.

21. When I was a kid, my dream
house had a lemonade drinking
fountain and a speedboat dock.

22. One time for my birthday my
dad gave me his old
weightlifting gloves.

23. One time for my birthday my
dad gave me his old
weightlifting gloves.

24. If I'm at a buffet and there's a prime rib station
at the end then too bad for everyone else
cause I'm gonna eat all the prime rib because
I love prime rib so much.

25. If I'm at a buffet and there's a prime rib station
at the end then too bad for everyone else
cause I'm gonna eat all the prime rib because
I love prime rib so much.

26. I taught a coyote, named Rustler, to ride
a bike, then put a flower basket on the
front of his bike, he was so pissed.

27. I taught a coyote, named Rustler, to ride
a bike, then put a flower basket on the
front of his bike, he was so pissed.

28. Whenever I make girls cry I tell them to put
those tears in the jar by the door and they look
and there's an empty jar by the door.
That usually calms them down.

29. Whenever I make girls cry I tell them to put
those tears in the jar by the door and they look
and there's an empty jar by the door.
That usually calms them down.

30. I have a trained cat that goes for
the eyes when I say the code word,
and the code word is “come in."

31. I have a trained cat that goes for
the eyes when I say the code word,
and the code word is “come in."

32. Sometimes the fire department
lets me bring extra Band-Aids
to accident scenes in my van.

33. Sometimes the fire department
lets me bring extra Band-Aids
to accident scenes in my van.

34. My #1 psych-
out before
duels is to eat
a wrench
sandwich in
front of my
opponent.

35. My #1 psych-
out before
duels is to eat
a wrench
sandwich in
front of my
opponent.

36. If it's time to work out and I'm not by
a gym I just try to push big trees
over, until I got kicked out of the
forest for basically ruining it.

37. If it's time to work out and I'm not by
a gym I just try to push big trees
over, until I got kicked out of the
forest for basically ruining it.

38. I can do a handstand
under water for a while.

39. I can do a handstand
under water for a while.

40. My Grandpa doesn’t mind if I
karate kick in his back yard.

41. My Grandpa doesn’t mind if I
karate kick in his back yard.

42. My prom date wouldn’t kiss me
on the first date, so I stopped
breathing for 22 seconds and
roundhouse kicked a bird bath.

43. My prom date wouldn’t kiss me
on the first date, so I stopped
breathing for 22 seconds and
roundhouse kicked a bird bath.

44. If I’m late to something it’s
probably because I am off
naming my punches.

45. If I’m late to something it’s
probably because I am off
naming my punches.

46. Wild mustangs like it when I run
with them in the mountains.
TUDKAM.COM

47. Wild mustangs like it when I run
with them in the mountains.
TUDKAM.COM

48. Jesse Wilkins
Hash House Harriers

49. Hashers, Meet the
Hashers:
A Drinking Club
with a Running Problem
Jesse “Le Skin Flute” Wilkins
Denver HHH
July 8, 2009

50. The origins of Hashing

51. The Original HHH Charter
๏ The philosophy of the original
Hash House Harriers from the
1938 charter:
- To promote physical fitness
among our members
- To get rid of weekend hangovers
- To acquire a good thirst and to
satisfy it in beer
- To persuade the older members
that they are not as old as they
feel

52. Hashing Today
๏ More than 1,500 kennels on all 7
continents
๏ Estimates of harriers range from 200,000
-1 million+ world-wide
๏ 10 semi-regular hashes in CO

53. Mismanagement

54. Special Events
๏ 14th Colorado Invihashional, Woodland
Park, CO
๏ Interamericas Hash 2009, Winter Park
๏ World Interhash 2010, Kuching, Borneo

55. Special Events

56. On-before and equipment

57. The chalk talk

58. Hares out!

59. On-on

60. Special marks

61. Shiggy

62. The beer check

63. On-in

64. The circle

65. Down-downs

66. In Conclusion…
๏ A demonstration down-down!
๏ To the tune of the “Flintstones” theme

67. Here’s to me…
๏ Hashers, meet the Hashers,
๏ They’re the biggest drunks in history
๏ From the town of Denver
๏ They’re the leaders in debauchery
๏ Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years
๏ Watch them as they down a lot of beers
๏ Down down, down down down down, etc.

68. Visit the Colorado Receding Hareline:
http://www.harrier.net/hareline
Next Hash event: Denver Full Moon
Hash on Thursday, July 9!
On On!

69. Phil Earnhardt
Chaos Theory:
the clockwork universe is broken!

70. Dr. StrangeAttractor
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying
and Embrace the Chaos
@floatingbones

71. Sir Isaac Newton
1643-1727
@floatingbones

72. @floatingbones

73. The Three Body Problem
NASA @floatingbones

74. “Simplified”
Three Body Problem
NASA @floatingbones

75. Chaotic Movement
Wikimol @floatingbones

76. Chaos Anxiety:
“Deterministic with
predictability limits”
@floatingbones

77. Edward Lorenz
1917 - 2008
MIT @floatingbones

78. The Butterfly Effect
Kieran Connellan NASA @floatingbones

79. Prerequisite
for chaos:
Nonlinearity
@floatingbones

80. Forces are
nonlinear
Dr. Steven Levin @floatingbones

81. Loosely Coupled Structure
Tom Flemons @floatingbones

82. Smooshability
Dr. Steven Levin @floatingbones

83. @floatingbones

84. Sprinting to the Moon
NASA @floatingbones

85. Surfing to the Moon
NASA @floatingbones

86. “The Zone”
Wikimol @floatingbones

87. Balance with
reduced tension
FITTER1.COM @floatingbones

88. How low can you go?
@floatingbones

89. Homework:
Stop worrying; embrace the chaos.
It’s part of the design.
I’m non-Newtonian.
What about you?
Slide Notes: FloatingBones.com/chaos.pdf
@floatingbones

90. Tim Davids
Five Minutes of Positive Encouragement

91. FIVE MINUTES OF
POSITIVE
ENCOURAGEMENT
by tim (@2509) and jess (@mardigrasinco)

92. NEGATIVITY SUCKS
๏ The economy is bad.

93. NEGATIVITY SUCKS
๏ The economy is bad.
๏ People are total a-holes

94. NEGATIVITY SUCKS
๏ The economy is bad.
๏ People are total a-holes
๏ It won’t stop fucking raining.

95. NEGATIVITY SUCKS
๏ The economy is bad.
๏ People are total a-holes
๏ It won’t stop fucking raining.
๏ we are here to help!  lol

101. fucking tiger!1!1!1!!

111. fuck yeah!
by tim (@2509) and jess (@mardigrasinco)
2509online.com

112. John R. Bryan
Anime is NOT Cartoon Porn!

113. Anime Genres
It’s not just porn.

114. What is anime?
๏ just a graphical style
๏ from wikipedia:
“Anime refers to the animation style originated in
Japan. It is characterized by distinctive characters
and backgrounds (hand-drawn or computer-
generated) that visually set it apart from other forms
of animation.... ”
๏ from Japan Times
“Literally meaning "whimsical pictures," the much-used but
little understood term is usually used in reference to Japanese
comics characterized by a set of stylistic conventions that
evolved in the postwar period. These include exaggerated
physical features such as large eyes, big hair and elongated
limbs; right-to-left panel sequencing; and dramatically shaped
speech bubbles, speed lines and onomatopoeic, exclamatory
typography
”

115. A Comparison Anime / Manga
Traditional

116. What is anime NOT?
๏ Only for children
๏ Saturday Morning Cartoons
๏ Disney flicks

117. Some Genres
๏ Action ๏ Sport
๏ Adult ๏ War
๏ Adventure ๏ Western
๏ Comedy
Some
๏ Children's
Examples ...
๏ Crime
๏ Drama
๏ Horror
๏ Mystery
๏ Sci-Fi

118. Action
๏ Fate / Stay Night
๏ Samurai Champloo
๏ Claymore
๏ Gunslinger Girl

119. Adventure
๏ Cowboy Bebop
๏ Black Lagoon
๏ Full Metal Panic
๏ Princess Mononoke
๏ Star Blazers

120. Comedy
๏ Colorful
๏ FLCL
๏ Shin Chan
๏ Azumanga Daioh
๏ Excel Saga

121. Children’s
๏ My Neighbor Totoro
๏ Kiki’s Delivery Service
๏ Spirited Away
๏ Card Captor Sakura

122. Crime
๏ Noir
๏ Perfect Blue
๏ Ghost in the Shell
๏ Patlabor

123. Drama
๏ Grave of the Fireflies
๏ The Place Promised in our Early Days
๏ Emma
๏ Millennium Actress

124. Horror
๏ Blood: The Last Vampire
๏ When They Cry
๏ Paranoia Agent
๏ Tokko

125. Mystery
๏ Madlax
๏ .Hack // Sign
๏ RahXephon
๏ Hell Girl

126. Sci-Fi
๏ Akira
๏ Appleseed
๏ Evangelion
๏ Fafner
๏ Voices of a Distant Star

127. Sport
๏ Eyeshield 21
๏ Prince of Tennis
๏ Wild Striker

128. War
๏ Zipang
๏ Full Metal Panic
๏ Gasaraki

129. Western
๏ Angel Gunfighter
๏ Burst Angel
๏ Gun Blaze West
๏ Trigun

130. Yes, and even Porn (or “Hentai”)

131. Go Enjoy it

132. Joe Hildebrand
5 mins on random slides from someone else,

133. Humans and
Robots

156. This is Gene Simmons

162. Taj Moore
Social Network Analysis for Dummies

183. Peggy Dyer
Update on the One Million Faced Project

184. Inspiring change through community,
conversation, and photography

185. Feb 26, 2009
“I’ve seen a million faces, and I’ve
rocked them all.”
Bon Jovi

204. Aaron DeLay
Jesus Freaking In A Social World

205. Jesus Freaking
in a Social
World
The impending
death of The Church

206. What is Jesus?
Who are we talking about?

207. What is a Social
World?
A community drawn together by
various online/offline technology

208. The
Church
Before
•Look like
•Acts like
•Feels like

209. Source
http://www.kinnon.tv/2006/12/marketing_the_c_3.html

210. Source
http://www.kinnon.tv/2006/12/marketing_the_c_3.html

211. Source
http://www.kinnon.tv/2006/12/marketing_the_c_3.html

212. The Church
Today •Acts like
•Looks like

213. The Tomorrow Church
•Looks like
•Acts like
•Feels like

214. The
Missing
What is
happening to
the church

215. The Reality
The Church will be left behind
and the world will move

216. Is it
Worth
the
Risk?
•Dangers

217. Is it
Worth
the
Risk?
•Pitfalls

218. Is it
Worth
the
Risk?
•Point of no
return

219. Risk is James T. Kirk: They used to say that
our if Man was meant to fly, he'd have
wings. But he did fly. He discovered
Business he had to.

220. Risk is
James T. Kirk: Risk... Risk is our
our business. That's what this starship
Business is all about. That's why we're
aboard her.

221. The Great
Commission
"All authority in heaven and
on earth has been given to
me. 19Therefore go and
make disciples of all
nations, baptizing them in[a]
the name of the Father and
of the Son and of the Holy
Spirit, 20and teaching them
to obey everything I have
commanded you. And
surely I am with you
always, to the very end of
the age."

222. The Future
Where are we going

223. Closing

224. Aaron DeLay
aarondelay.com
@aarondelay on twitter
theaarondelay@gmail.com
Presentation not the opinion of
any church I have or am
attending at this time.

225. Luke Tilsley
How to pick up dudes:
Tips from a totally hetero man

226. How to pick up
dudes: Tips from
a totally hetero
man
Luke Tilsley
@LukeTilsley
luke.tilsley@gmail.com

227. Heterosexual Homosexual
Male
Female

228. Volunteer

229. Excuses

230. Excuses
sweaty, “feel” fat, no makeup, bad
breath, don't like clothes

231. Creepy guys
Flickr - by ashbloem

232. Backup plan
Flickr - by French Family

236. Eye Contact
Flickr - by L.Coabb3

237. Pickup Lines ?

238. Words, Tone,
Body Language

239. Flickr - by ananyah.COM
Hi, Hey, Hello
Flickr - by Sara!

240. It's time for our
brave volunteer to
say hello.

241. (this is when
everyone else
replies with hello)‫‏‬

242. Bonus points
“fix-it or open ended question”

243. Easy as 1 , 2, 3

244. If this is a good
crowd...
The secret to picking
up dudes

245. Luke Tilsley
@LukeTilsley
luke.tilsley@gmail.com

246. Scott Reynen
Zombie Attack Best Practices

247. Zombie Attack
Best Practices

248. About Zombies

249. About Zombies

250. Zombies in Denver
★ Saturday, October 24th, 2009
★ EyeHeartBrains.com
Zombies
2006
2007
2008
2009
0 125 250 375 500

251. DO NOT: ignore

252. DO NOT: negotiate

253. DO NOT: make friends

254. DO NOT: run

255. DO NOT: hide

256. DO NOT: dance

257. DO NOT: hand combat

258. DO: shoot

259. DO NOT: nuke

260. CITY DEFENSE: Pirates

261. CITY DEFENSE: Ninjas

262. CITY DEFENSE: Robots

263. ROBOTS: Dangerous?

264. ROBOTS: Expensive?

265. RobotDefenseLeague.org

266. Summary
★ October 24th : Zombies
★ EyeHeartBrains.com
★ October 24th : Robots
★ RobotDefenseLeague.org
★ October 24th : Awesome

267. Let’s Give Some Siht Away
๏ Glue T-Shirts (http://getglue.com)
๏ Chadwick Goodies
๏ Art prints from Jared