2. Sacred Text
There are many different types of Jonas
Brothers sacred text books. The main sacred
text of the Jonas Brothers religion is the
Jonas Brothers Burnin’ Up book. It tells about
Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas. It also tells about
the meanings of their songs. In the book the
Jonas Brothers explain their lives as down to
earth and grounded with a strong friends
and family base, so we can copy their life
style.
3. Method/Place Of Worship
To worship the Jonas Brothers
you have to be in your Jonas
Brothers shrine, which is covered
with Jonas Brothers posters and
candles. The method to worship
Nick, Joe and Kevin you have to
recite a hymn. (on the next slide)
4. Hymn
“Jonas Brothers *clap stomp stomp* to
the Joe*stomp stomp*, to the
Nick*stomp stomp*, to the Kevin*clap
clap* to the Joooonas Brothers!!!!!
*Peeecaaawk*
To the Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, to the Joe,
Joe, Joe, Joe. To the Nick-a-Nick-a-frik-
a-frik-a-Nick-a-Nick-a-frik-a-frik-a.
Kevin-Weaven, Kevin-Weaven. ”
5. Myths and Stories
There are three major stories of each of
the Jonas Brothers. Nick Jonas’ story was
about him at the barber when he was 7
getting a haircut. He started to sing, and
someone noticed his voice and gave him a
record deal. Joe Jonas’ story was when they
were performing at the AMA’s and he was
singing SOS and he was supposed to walk
over broken glass, but instead he fell onto it.
Kevin Jonas’ story was when he was a kid, he
skipped school for two days to learn to play
the guitar, and ever since he has been a god
of guitar.
6. Rites of Passage
The Jonas Brothers Rites of Passage
is a branding ceremony. You only can
get branded once you are able to
memorize and recite a Jonas Brothers
song to the Head Mistresses (Sloan and
Julia) of the religion. At the branding
ceremony you get the Jonas Brothers
symbol branded onto your arm. Right
arm if you are a girl and left if you are
a boy.
7. Place of Pilgrimage
The place of pilgrimage for the Jonas
Brothers is in
Comox Valley, Vancouver Island, Pacific
Ocean, British Columbia, Canada, North
America, World, Space, Universe.
If you believe in the Jonas Brothers religion,
you are required to come here to recite
a Jonas Brothers song, so you can be
apart the branding ceremony.
8. Holidays and Festivals
The main holidays are the birthdays
of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas and Kevin
Jonas. Joe Jonas’ birthday is August 15
1989, Kevin Jonas’ birthday is
November 5 1987 and Nick Jonas’ is
September 16 1993.
9. Leader and Prophet
The leaders of the religion are
Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas. They
are amazing. The founders of the
religion are Julia Eilerts and Sloan
Hansen. We are cool.
10. Symbols
The “J” stands The “B” stands
for “Jonas”. for “Brothers”.
This together means “The Jonas Brothers”. It is the logo that
you get branded onto your arm during the branding ceremony.
11. Food
The religious food that you eat to
honor the Jonas Brothers are sushi,
because Kevin enjoys sushi. Steak,
because Nick loves a good steak and
chicken cutlet sandwich, (don’t forget
the mayo) because that’s what Joe likes.
12. Basic Teachings and Beliefs
The Jonas Brothers each wear a ring on
their ring finger which is a purity ring. It
means you can’t have sex until marriage.
When you get married, you replace it with a
wedding ring.
