As the years go by, one thing never changes: the Jacksons get weirder. No one believed Michael when he claimed to have fathered white children. Denials of plastic surgery seemed equally far-fetched. But could everyone have been wrong all along? Is it possible that the Jacksons suffer from a severe genetic disorder? You decide.

2. First, Many Beloved Entertainers were disfigured by Madamism

5. while also producing strong vocal and dancing abilities.

6. While absent in childhood, TCS symptoms start appearing in the patient's 20's, and reach epic proportions by the early 40's.

9. In extreme cases, it has been known to cause genetically black men to father Danish-looking children.

10. The alterations to sex characteristics in female TCS patients, while marked, are less drastic than those found in men.

12. Rather than turn the skin white (as it does in males), TCS turns the skin of females a greenish-ashen hue and changes it's texture to one that resembles plastic or wax.

13. TCS patients may undergo mental changes so severe that they lose touch with the outside world.

14. They overestimate their own importance and concoct elaborate conspiracy theories to explain personal problems and failures...

18. ...like dressing as if it's 1992 in an album cover shot circa 2007.....

19. ...or inviting twelve-year-old boys to sleep over, as if one is still twelve years old (and feeling the effects of puberty).

20. TCS also causes patients to lose sight of what constitutes appropriate attire .

21. The End ? Copyright 2007, Jenna Williamson, J.D. http://vapidculture.wordpress.com/