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If you give Bay
a bubble bath...
 A story to celebrate fatherhood
If you give Bay a bubble bath...
He’s going to want a book
      to go with it.
Reading the Jewish prayer book
Reading the Jewish prayer book
    will make him think about the “ha’motzi”
and will remind him that he’s
           hungry.
He’ll search for
     carbs.
After eating bread, tortilla chips, a bowl of
            cereal, and cookies,
He’ll remember that it’s
      time to go to bed.
He’ll remember that it’s
                           He’ll head upstairs.
      time to go to bed.
UPON ENTERING HIS BEDROOM,
UPON ENTERING HIS BEDROOM,
 HIS FAMILY WILL ADMONISH HIM FOR TAKING SO LONG
HE’LL APOLOGIZE, PROMISE TO BE QUICK, AND
T H E N S TA RT H I S N I G H T LY R O U T I N E O F F L O S S I N G ,
B R U S H I N G , C H A N G I N G , D AY D R E A M I N G , A N D ? ? ?
An hour later, his family will fall
     asleep in frustration.
Seeing that no one’s around to
           talk to,
Bay will head to his office for a little
             davenning.
WHILE PUTTING ON HIS KIPPA,
WHILE PUTTING ON HIS KIPPA,
         HE’LL REALIZE...
that he forgot to wash his hair.
that he forgot to wash his hair.
(the urge for carbs prevented all rational thought)
He’ll have another bubble bath.
And chances are, once he has another bath,
And chances are, once he has another bath,
he’ll want a book to go with it.
Happy Father’s Day to a
 man, husband and father
  who keeps us praying,
laughing and WAITING!
  WE LOVE YOU xoxo

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