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      ESTONIA                     TURKEY                    ROMANIA                    BULGARIA




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ROMANIAN FUNNY STORIES

                              Păcală and Tândală
                                              By Miron Larisa and Manea Irina
                                                                       4th grade
                                           „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania
      Păcală and Tândală were travelling around the world. One night, they
arrived in a village, but the people were already asleep.
      Tândală said:
      - We got here too late.
      - Do you know what I think? I think we should sleep in the church.
      - That’s a good idea.
      - But where is the church?
      - Over there, in the cemetery!
      - Let’s try not to wake up the dead.
      - We shouldn’t wake up the people, they must be tired.
      When they got in front of the church, they heard some thieves fighting
over some gold coins. Pacala told Tandala what to do. In a coarse voice,
Tandala said:
      - Well, we heard that in the church there are some thieves with a such
of gold.
      - And what do you want? We want 100 gold coins for us.
      - If you don’t give us the golden coins, we will bury you alive.
      The thieves frose at first, and then run out of the church as fast as
they could.
      Păcală and Tândală entered the church took the such of gold to sleep
careless.




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Two brothers

                                                           By Filote Patricia
                                                                     4th grade
                                          „Ion Creangă” School Iaşi, Romania

        Jim and Tim are two brother. They are in the summer holiday.
        They live in a hotel on the thirth floor. The elevator was out of order
and they had to climb the stairs.
        Tim tell Jim:
        - Brother, I want to tell you something!
        - Not now! Can you tell me when we get the 30th floor?
        They get up.
        - What do you want to tell me?
        - I forgot the keys at the reception.
        - What? I don’t believe you!
        - Yes, I did!
        They went to the reception.
        - Brother, can I tell you something?
        - Not now. Tell me when we arrive.
        They reach the 30th floor.
        - What do you want to tell me?
        - I lied to you. I had the keys in my pocket!
        - What? I lied to you too! The elevator was OK. I wanted to practice a
little bit of sport.
        -




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The orange juice

                                                  By Talpalariu Alexandra
                                                                    5th grade
                                        „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania

      One day I went to a park. Suddenly a boy came to me. He was selling
some orange juice. It cost fifty pence. After I bought some orange juice the
boy started dancing. He said that was the prize for those who bought some
orange juice.
      He was also selling some pineapple, grapefruit and pear juice. I
wanted to see what the prizes for the other juice were. So, I also bought
some grapefruit juice. Next moment I was amazed to see how the ordinary
boy became instantly an opera singer.
      I was more curious to see the other prizes. So I bought some
pineapple juice.
      Next moment the ordinary boy became a clown who was doing
different tricks.
      I was very curious to see what the prize for the pear juice was.
      “Now it’s your turn to do the following trick”, said the boy laughing.
      “What do you mean”, I said.
      Well…
      The next moment I was running, looking for a men’s room (toilet),
because I was too full.




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The floating mother

                                                          By Ivan Denisa
                                                                4th B grade
                                       „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania

      Sunny… hot… sand… ice-cream… beaches… sunglasses… sun beds… in
one word the summer holidays.
      Last summer, my family and I spent the summer holiday in a
wonderful place called Taormina.
      On a sunny day, we went to Isola Bella to sunbathe. There my father
and I started building sand castles. Meanwhile my mother was lying on a
sun bed in the sea.
      While my father and I were making some sand castles, my mother
was lying down on a sun bed in the sea.
      At a certain moment my father and I decided to do something more
exciting so we rented a boat for water skiing.
      It was such an interesting and adventurous experience.
      Suddenly I saw my mother was sleeping and floating at a certain
distance from the shore. It was pretty dangerous because she couldn’t
swim.
      I started screaming: Mother, mother, be careful! You are in danger!
      When she opened her eyes, she realized she was in great danger.
      That moment
we decided to take
her aboard. When we
reached her she was
so happy that she told
us:”You are the angels
sent by God to save
my life!”
      We laughed a
lot.
      All is well when
ends well.




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An autumn happening

                                                       By Plugariu Madalina
                                                                      5th grade
                                          „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania

      It was an early autumn day. It was raining heavily. I woke up at 7 a.m.
I had breakfast at 7:15 and went to school at 7:30.
      Before getting to the bus stop I slipped on a banana skin and fell.
      I couldn’t go to school that way so I returned home and changed my
clothes.
      I got to school at around 10 o’clock. My desk mate asked me what
happened. I told him I was late because I
couldn’t hear the alarm clock.
      He told me how he ate a banana at
the bus stop and left the banana skin on
the ground, hoping a loser would come
and slip on the ground.
      I was very furious when I heard that
but I couldn’t tell him that I was the loser
who slipped on his banana skin.



                                 The white wine

                                                          By Rusu-Popa Luca
                                                                      5th grade
                                          „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania

        One morning, when I was nine years old, I woke up very early.
        I was a little bit dizzy so I went to the kitchen to drink some water. I
poured some water in a glass from a green bottle. I drank three glasses and
I felt drunk. I smelt the bottle and I felt the smell of wine. I remembered my
father drank some white wine from that bottle in the evening. He told us to
take care not to think there was some water in the green bottle. I forgot and
I drank and I was a little bit drunk.
        The world seemed beautiful to me. It was very funny.

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The crazy rabbit

                                                By Agachi Ovidiu Constantin
                                                                     5th grade
                                         „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania

      One day a rabbit went to the chemist’s and said:”Have you got a cake
with some whipped cream.”
      The pharmacist said: ”This is a chemist’s, not a cafe.”
      The second day the same rabbit went to the chemist’s and asked for
the same thing:”Please, give me a cake with some whipped cream.”
      The pharmacist said the same thing:” Don’t you understand, this is a
chemist’s, not a café.”
      Another rabbit came and told the pharmacist: “If the white rabbit
comes and asks a cake with whipped cream, let him buy one.”
      The white rabbit came the third day and
asked for the same thing he wanted the first day:
”Have you got a cake with some whipped cream?”
      The pharmacist said: ”Here you are some
cakes with lots and lots of whipped cream.”
      The rabbit said:”Unbelievable, how quickly
you changed the chemist’s into a café.”

                              The funny monkey

                                                           By Ursu Stefania
                                                                  4th B grade
                                         „Ion Creangă” School, Iasi, Romania

                        Last summer my family and I went to the zoo.
                        It was so hot that we decided to buy some ice-cream. I
                began eating the ice-cream, when suddenly a monkey stole
                it. I asked the monkey to give me back the ice-cream, but she
was making all kind of strange noises and nodded her head. She began
eating the ice-cream.
      I didn’t know the monkey loved ice-cream so much.
      However, now I have a funny picture in the zoo with a monkey licking
my ice-cream with appetite.
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BULGARIAN FUNNY STORIES

                             MARIANA’S STORY
                                                       By Mariyana Sabeva
                            „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo. Bulgaria

      One of the funny stories in Romania was when my friend Polina fell in
the lobby of the hotel. She was sitting on the floor while we were taking
pictures.
      The other one was when Tanya got lost in the mall. She was with us
and when we entered the next shop, she simply disappeared. We had been
looking for her for almost 30 minutes, and we finally found her with the
boys.
                               PETER’S STORY
                                                           By Petar Milchev
                            „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo, Bulgaria

                             On the third day of our visit in Estonia we went
                      to the Youth Club in Kivioli, which was an amazing
                      place.
                             Next evening after the dinner we had a bit of
                      spare time and we went there again. Of course, there
                      were a lot of Estonian kids there and we had
                      wonderful time. We did a lot of fun things together -
some of us played air hockey, others swam in the pool. One of the Romanian
kids and I played this dancing game.
      This was probably one of the best nights in my life so far. It was
simply amazing and I’ll never forget it.




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RADOSTINA’S STORY

                                                    By Radostina Kadireva
                            „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo, Bulgaria

      So, we were in Romania, having an afternoon walk to rest and see
around the city, when we stopped by this little shop for a snack. We
expected from the lady who was selling the snacks to speak at least some
English but she didn’t, so we tried the “waving hands” language but with no
success. So the woman talked to us in Romanian, we talked to her in
                                                  English, and finally we
                                                  said to each other (in
                                                  Bulgarian) “There is no
                                                  use trying!” Then the lady
                                                  said “Just tell me what
                                                  you would like” (in
                                                  Bulgarian) We felt so
                                                  awkward at first, but five
                                                  minutes later we all
                                                  laughed at that.




                            TRAIAN’S STORY
                        – The story about Tanya –

                                                       By Trayan Muchev
                          „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo,, Bulgaria

      One of the best stories that we had in Romania was with a
Bulgarian girl named Tanya. It was early in the morning .When we woke
up we went to have breakfast, but one of the girls was missing. We went
to her room, but the door was locked from inside. The teachers got
worried. We started knocking on her door and calling her on the phone,
but she didn’t hear it. We called the hotel manager and when he unlocked
the door we went quickly inside. She was sleeping peacefully in her bed.
Everyone calmed down, and went to have their breakfast again.



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THE WRONG WAY
                                                        By Trayan Muchev
                           „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo, Bulgaria

      This was the day when we went back to Bulgaria .We left Iasi at 5
o’clock in the morning, but something had happened with our GPS. We
passed 200 km on the right way and after that we got lost. We didn’t
know where we were going, but we drove forward. We should get back to
Bulgaria across the bridge at Russe, but we actually came home by the
ferryboat in Silistra. It was very funny.



                             YORDAN’S STORY

                                                         By Yordan Denev
                           „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo, Bulgaria




       It was on the second day of our visit in Turkey. We were in a town
near Mardin. When we arrived there, they took us to a sightseeing tour.
While we were walking from the centre of the town towards a famous sight,
a member of our group got lost. And guess who he was? Mr Radev, our
principal! We didn’t notice that he was missing. When we arrived at the
sight, we discovered that he wasn’t there. Then one of the Turkish teachers
went to look for him. In about 30 minutes of investigations we discovered
him. We asked him how could it happen that he got lost and where he had
been. He answered quietly that he went to see around the town. And what if
a student had done the same? 


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VALERY’S STORY
                                                            By Valeri Balev
                            „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo, Bulgaria

       I always smile when I remember the visit in Romania.
       For our group and especially for me this trip was one of the most
amazing things in my life. There (in Romania) I met very interesting people
who became my friends. Also, I learned about other cultures (Turkish,
Romanian and even Estonian). Every day with those people was an
adventure. The Romanian hosts made us feel like really special people. They
showed us everything they could in that short time (4 days).
       That’s everything that I can say about the tour to Romania that I had
last summer. It was a great experience for me and for everybody else, I
hope... But here is a really funny story about how we actually got there:
       Before we left from Bulgaria we all knew that we were going to travel
by train. Our teachers bought us tickets to Bucurest but we had to change
the train there, and catch another one to Jasi.
       The confusing situation was when one of the teachers had to go and
buy us tickets to Iasi from the Bucuresti train station, but we arrived there
with some delay. It was very funny – the whole group was running with
huge bags all around the train station! When we got on one oe of the trains,
a teacher from our group said that it was the wrong train…
       Can you imagine fifteen people with about thirty bags running from
train to train, getting on and getting off them, and laughing all the time? 




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ESTONIAN FUNNY STORIES

     JUKU is schoolboy, who don’t want learn much, but he always
found different funny things and he is really smart, clever, sometimes
naughty.

                       *
     Teacher: Is that your ball, Juku?
     Juku: Are any school windows are
broken?
     Teacher: No, as much as i know.
     Juku: Then its mine ball.

                                      *
     Juku: Father, why banks always have bars in front of windows?
     Father: Because bank managers have to used with them step by step.

                                      *
      - Juku, what you did with this
money, what I gave to you to get you
drink your medicine?
      - With 3 kronas I bought candies
and two gave to Priit.
      - Why to him?
                                 - To encourage him drink my medicine
                           instead me...

                                                     *
                              - Juku, did you change water in aquarium?
                              - No, fishes didn’t drink all yet.

                                                       *
                         - Father, why in magazine was wrote, that this movie
                         is forbidden to children?
                         - Sit quietly, you will see soon...




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*
      In 3th grade is lesson of biology. Teacher asking from class: “Does
anyone knows, why the flounder is flat?”
      Juku: Because he slept with whale.
      Teacher: Juku, I will remove you from class. Go out.
      Teacher continue lesson: „Do you know, why crab have such bulging
eyes? “
      Answer comes behind the door: “Because he saw how whale and
flounder slept”.

                                       *
     Teacher: I hope, that I never saw you again crib from other students’
workbook.
     Juku: I hope that too.

                                           *
      - Juku, why you coming so late in lesson?
      - Yesterday you told, that it’s never late for learning, teacher.

                                           *
      Juku is being late at school again.
      Teacher asking: „Why you are late, Juku? “
      „My mom lost 20 Euros cash note.
      Teacher: „And how it linked with being late? “
      Juku: „I stand on that in the kitchen“
                         *
      Juku is calling to airport. „Tell me
please, how long will last flight from
Tallinn to Hamburg? “
      „One moment, please“
      „Thank you for answer“

                         *
     Juku is calling at school. „Hello, I’m sorry, but Juku can’t come today at
school. He has very high temperature. “
     Teacher: „ Excuse me, who is speaking? “
     Juku: „My mom“.


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*
      Juku is standing in corridor and trying to call doorbell. Polite man,
who seeing little boy in trouble, helpfully push the button of doorbell. „You
welcome, boy“.
      „Now we have to run quickly, “teaching Juku. „There is living terribly
furious lady“.
                                         *
       Teacher saw Juku´s socks: „ You have strange pair of socks, Juku. One
is red and one is blue. “
       -                                                                    Y
es, they are, answering Juku. And at home I have one more pair like this.

                                         *
      Juku asked from dad: “Please, buy me a drum! “
      „No Juku, you will play when I’m working, its disturb me. “
      „No Dad, I will play only this time when you sleeping. “

                                         *
       Juku: „Who will guess rightly how many apples I have in my bag, will
get all those three apples to himself. “

                                         *
      Ats and Juku will be late at school. Teacher asks: „Why you late, boys?
“ Juku answers: „I slept in and Ats waited me on street corner“.

                                         *
      Again Juku you have bump in your head! I have told you thousand
times, don’t play with bad boys. Why you don’t join with good boys?
      But mom, they don’t allow me play with nice boys...

                                         *
      Juku: I have seen such baby who drinks every day elephant’s milk and
he grows every day 12 centimetres.
      Juku, I can’t believe you... What happened with this baby, how big he
      grows?
      - He became an elephant of course!

                                         *
      Father, I saw in dream that you gave me 10 Euros...
      You can keep that money, Juku, for sure.
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Funny stories of our students
                                         ***
       It happened in Bulgaria. In Estonian group were 3 girls and 1 boy, so
girls were in one room and Robin gets private room. Robin warned
teachers, that he is sleeping very heavy, but he promise that at least phone
he is hearing. So we left him sleep and went in our room.
       In the morning we met our teachers in breakfast room and they asked
about Robin. But we didn’t hear about him nothing. So teachers went to
knock his room’s door. This hotel room was in first floor near the breakfast
room, so we heard hard knocking, but teachers came back and told us that
Robin didn’t answer. So they left to room and started call him but Robin
slept as dead. We heard how phone ringed in room, but Robin who slept
near that phone didn’t. Finally we called him to cell and then we heared
how someone started moving in room, he waked up. I never thought that
wake up can be so difficult.
                                                                 Janika Hansi
                                                                       X grade
                                           Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia

                                        ***
      We spent a nice week in Turkey, but for us local food was totally
different. We ate kebab, baklava, pilaf, a lot of fresh salads, sipping ayran,
tea, Turkish coffee – what was really strong. But we didn’t ate much
potatoes what is mane food on Estonia. So - end or week we missed our
home made food already so much that we called at home and ordered from
moms potatoes and sauce. And we agreed that noone even can tell word
kebab at least week.
      But first thing what we saw in Riga in our way back at home was
kebab restaurant 
                                                                Karolin Urban
                                                                      12 grade
                                                   Kiviõli 1 Secondary School,
                                                                       Estonia




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***
       It happened in our first project meeting in Bulgaria. Estonian group
were 3 students: Mari-Liis, Kaarel and Elis. Elis is really nice girl – tall blond
hair, blue eyes, 182 cm tall, she also participated in model work in Italy year
ago. Elis was really big star. We had in Shivachevo very warm welcome.
Students waited us in national costumes, we had bread and salt, local
students gave us flowers. We all got some buches, but Elis got all armfuls.
She was greeted as movie star – smaller children liked her friendly way,
they wanted to take pictures with her.
       Also one Romanian boy – Marius Chichirau liked her very much. He
                            spent all his pocket money for toys and as he was
                            shy he left them behind the Elis door. Elis didn’t
                            know how to tell him, that no need to do that.
                                   When we had our first project meeting in
                            Estonia Marius couldn’t come with Romanian
                            group, so Elis sent him small gift – candies.
                                                              Mari-Liis Soomets
                                                                         XII grade
                                            Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia

                                            ***
       It happened with our teachers in Romania. There was shop named
Billa, our teachers went to do some shopping. They didn’t know right way
and so they thought that best way will be take taxi. It’s easy to sit in and say
Billa and taxi took them in right way. Teacher Tiina and teacher Riina had
some shopping and then wanted to go back to hotel, but they forgot hotel
name and also hotel card was missing. Then they started to explain to taxi
driver way back to hotel. Driver didn’t understood much and they also
didn’t know better way to explain. International words – centre, city
government, church – didn’t help. Finally taxi driver called to someone who
knew a bit English and then they explained to him again and again where
they wanted to go. Driver was very patient and helpful, but because
different languages they didn’t understood each other. Then driver just
started to drive and they explained in body language where they wanted to
go. It was easy to say Billa, but really difficult to explain way back 
                                                                      Uku Vernik
                                                                         XI grade
                                              Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia

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***

      It happened in Romania. Romanian teachers were invited to local TV
morning program to talk about our project. As TV leaders wanted as
teacher from different country as student were decided, that in program
will participate Turkish teacher and me, Rauno – student from Estonia. Our
teachers first choice were Kevin, but he catch cold and couldn’t go . So we
agreed to meet at 6.30 in the morning, but we didn’t agree the place of
meeting (or I was a bit nervice and didn’t remember). So i waked up and
had quick breakfast and then started to wait local coordinator Juliana who
had to take us TV station. Noone wasn’t there – it was strange, so i went
outside, walked in front of hotel. Still nobody. In same time teachers tried to
find me – our teacher Tiina looked in my room, then in breakfast room, all
corridors ... It was already 7 and then finally we found each other.
      In studio I didn’t hear much and I prepared possible answers what
might be asked. Then presenter asked me: „What do you know about „Ion
Creangă” ?“ I understood that they asked me about pretzel what we had day
before. (in Estonian pretzel is kringel – sounded me similar). So I answered,
that we eat that, it was tasty. I saw how they started laugh – and I get all red.
In this moment it was terrible – I was humiliated by myself. But presenter
explained again and then I understood question. But it is funny to
remember that story now.
                                                                    Rauno Palk
                                                                      11 grade
                                            Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia




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***

       Our first project meeting was in Bulgaria. It was already second half
of October. In Estonia that time of year is quite rainy and cold. So we had
like second end of summer – weather was sunny and warm. And for us most
exciting was that our hosts offered for us grapes from their own gardens.
We ate them a lot and in the end of day they gave us also half of plastic bag
to have with us in hotel. We ate them all and thought that now enough is
enough. We were full. But in strange way next day we again ate them in
same amount. And also the third and fourth and fifth day... The grapes were
so tasty. I still wonder how much grapes can eat people from northern
countries... 
                                                           Kaarel Kuurmann
                                                                    12 grade
                                         Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia




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***

       In Turkey´s project meeting we had 4 students, our history teacher
Tiina and headmaster Heidi. We liked warm weather, interesting program,
different culture and warm welcome at school.
       Once we had dinner and we were in good mood, waited in dining
room other partners and local coordinators. Suddenly something made us
laugh and we couldn’t stop. Then started laugh our teachers and after
moment all Estonian group laughed. If we tried to find what we laughed, we
couldn’t – Kadri laughed how laughed teacher Tiina, teacher Tiina laughed
how laughed Kadri and others laughed how they laughed. But as we started
once, we couldn’t stop... and we laughed at least 10 minutes. I’m sure that
others didn’t understood reason our laugh, but there even wasn’t reason at
all. Just good mood.
                                                            Kadri Lahtmaa
                                                                  12 grade
                                        Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia




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TURKISH FUNNY STORIES

                  A funny story happened at the airport

      It is a short story about our English teacher, Isman Atay. It was time
to meet the Bulgarian group at the airport in the morning. I and my
colleague Isman waited the plane to land. Not much later, plane landed and
our guests started to get out of the airport hall. They didn’t know us but we
could guess them because they looked different from local passengers So
we directly went and tried to help them by approaching to their luggages.
They all looked very tired. The Bulgarian history teacher misunderstood the
help and thought that Isman was trying to steal her luggages and clenched
the luggages and also saying something in Bulgarian, perhaps asking for
help from her colleagues. Sooner, she understood the situation and
calmed down.
                                                                 Alaadin İNAN
                                                               English Teacher
                                      Vatan Primary School, Kiziltepe, Turkey




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Traditional stories1

                                ~ Delicious Stew ~

        One day Nasreddin Hodja bought 2 kilograms of meat from the
neighbourhood butcher. He brought the meat home and asked his wife to
cook a real nice stew for dinner.
        Thus secured the evening meal, he happily headed off to his field to
work.
        Hodja's wife did cook the stew but about lunch time a few of her
friends and relatives came over for a visit. Having nothing else to serve to
her guests, she served the stew. They all ate heartily and finished it all.
        Hodja came home after a long day's work and asked his wife if the
stew was ready.
        `Ahh, ahh! You have no idea what befell the stew.' his wife said, `The
cat ate it all.'
        Nasreddin Hodja, suspicious, looked around and saw the scrawny
little cat in one corner, looking as hungry as himself. Hodja grabbed the cat
and weighed him on his pair of scales. The poor thing weighed exactly two
kilos.
        `Woman,' said the Hodja, `if this is the cat, where is the stew? If this is
the stew, then where is the cat?'




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     http://www.readliterature.com/hodjastories.htm
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~ On the Roof ~


      Nasreddin Hodja's old house had a leaking roof. One day the Hodja
decided to fix it. He borrowed a ladder and with great difficulty climbed up
to the roof. Just as he was setting off to work, he heard a knock on the door.
He looked down from the edge of the roof and saw a stranger in front of his
door.
      `I am up here.' Hodja shouted. When the man looked up, `What is it
that you want?' he asked him.
      `Please come down,' replied the man, `I have something to say to you.'
      Hodja precariously descended down the old ladder. Once on the
ground he again asked the man what he wanted.
      `Alms,' said the man, `could you spare some alms.'
      Hodja thought for a second and then told the man to come up to the
roof with him. Hodja in front, the beggar behind him, both running short on
breath, climbed up the ladder. Once on the roof top, Hodja turned to the
man and said: `I don't have any.'


                               ~ Intermingled ~

      The children of the neighbourhood were in the mood for a little
mischief. They sat by the stream and put their feet in the water. When
Nasreddin Hodja was passing by, they cried for help.
      `Hodja, Hodja! Please help us.' They were screaming all at once.
      `Our feet are all mixed up, we don't know which is which.'
      `We cannot go home if we don't find our feet.'
      `Come help us figure out which foot belongs to whom!'
      Nasreddin Hodja was not going to be outwitted by children.
      `Yes, I understand.' he said amiably, `That happens sometimes. But
don't worry, I know a solution.' Then he grabbed a fallen branch and got
into the water himself. He started to lash the kids about the legs. Each child
that felt the brusque touch of the twig, jumped out of the water with a
shriek and ran away.
      `A-ha!' The Hodja said, `You see, now you have all found your
respective feet!'


                                                                                 22
~ First Sermon ~
       On his first day as the village's imam, Nasreddin Hodja was seated on
the raised bench, preparing to give his sermon. The congregation was quite
anxious to hear what he had to say. But The Hodja didn't really have a
sermon ready.
       `Do you know what I am about to tell you today?' he asked.
       `No, Hodja Effendi, we don't.' they replied.
       `If you don't know what I am going to talk about,' the Hodja said, `then
I have nothing to tell you.' And with that, he got up and left the mosque,
leaving the puzzled people behind him.
       The next day, when it was the time of the sermon, Hodja was back on
his seat and the congregation curiously waiting.
       `Do you know what I am about to tell you today?' Hodja asked again.
Having learned from the previous day, the people were not about to say `no'
this time. `Yes, Hodja Effendi,' they all shouted, `we know.'
       `Well,' said the Hodja, `if you already know what I am going to tell you,
then I don't need to tell it to you!' He got up and left. The people gathered in
the mosque were at a loss.
       The third day Hodja came and sat down, and asked his question.
       `Do you know what I am about to tell you today?' The congregation
was not going to let Hodja get away this time without giving a sermon.
Some of them replied with `yes, we do' and some of them replied with `no,
we don't.'
       `In that case,' said the Hodja, `Those who do know should tell the ones
who do not know.' and slipped out of the mosque.


                                ~ Difficult Case ~
      Nasreddin Hodja was named the kadi of Aksehir. One day, two men
with a dispute came to him and asked him to resolve their conflict. The
Hodja listened to the plaintiff first.
      `You are right!' he said when the plaintiff completed his account.
Then, the Hodja listened to the defendant.
      `You are right!' he said to the defendant as well. Everyone in the room
was perplexed. One of the observers dared to protest.
          `Kadi effendi,' he said, `You agreed with both of the parties. The
     dispute can't be settled if you say "you are right" to both of them.'
Nasreddin Hodja considered for a moment, then he said: `You are right too!'

                                                                                   23
~ Parrot ~




       One day The Hodja was walking around in the market place. He saw a
bright-coloured bird for sale for 12 gold coins. Hodja was amazed. He
approached the crowd gathered around the bird and its seller.
       `How can a bird be so expensive?' he asked the people watching the
bird.
       `This is a special bird,' they explained, `it can talk like a human being!'
This gave Hodja an idea. He went straight to his home, grabbed his turkey
and brought him to the market place. He stood near the man selling the
parrot.
       `Turkey, for sale, ten gold coins!' he yelled.
       `Hodja Effendi, how can a turkey be worth ten gold coins?' the
shoppers protested.
       `There is a bird there for 12 gold.' insisted the adamant Hodja.
       `But Hodja Effendi, that bird can talk like a human being.' the people
tried to reason. But Hodja was unbending.
       `And this turkey can think like a human being.' he countered.


                                                                                     24
~ Caught in a Lie ~




       One day a neighbour asked Nasreddin Hodja if he could borrow
Hodja's donkey.
       `Hodja Effendi, we need a donkey for a few hours. Could I take yours?'
       `I would gladly lend you my donkey, my neighbour, 'the Hodja started
his excuse, `but he is not here.'
       Just at that moment the donkey's loud and long bray is heard from the
shed.
       `Shame on you Hodja Effendi,' said the neighbour, `you are caught in a
lie, your donkey is braying in the shed.'
       `My dear fellow,' Nasreddin Hodja was unrepentant, `are you going to
believe the word of a Hodja or are you going to believe a donkey?'




                                                                                25
ROMANIAN COMICS
The literature class




                                        By Radu Burlacu, 8th grade,
                                „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania
To the phisics lesson




                                          By Cosmin Liţă, 8th grade,
                                „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania

                                                                  26
“I speak english”




                            By Costel Stiharu, 7th grade,
                    „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania


                                                       27
To biology class




                               By Cosmin Liţă
Chemistry




                                   By Costel Stiharu

                                                  28
Conjugate




The Alphabet




               By Radu Burlacu
                             29
Tradition




                                                    By Mihail Irimia
                       6th grade, „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania
At the confectionery




                                              By Alexandra Chiraculea
                       6th   grade, „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania
                                                                     30
Test paper




At Math




                                            By Cosmin Borş,
             6th   grade, „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania

                                                           31
The Geography lesson




                                                              By Georgiana Gîndac
                                       6th   grade, „Ion Creangă” School, Iasi, Romania
The Grammar lesson




                                                               By Radu Burlacu
                                                                                     32
TURKISH COMICS


   Caricatures




                 33
34
35
CONTENTS

                                                                                                                                 page

Romanian funny stories........................................................................................................ 2

Bulgarian funny stories ....................................................................................................... 8

Estonian funny stories.......................................................................................................... 13

Turkish funny stories ........................................................................................................... 22

Romanian comics ................................................................................................................... 27

Turkish comics ........................................................................................................................ 33




Coordinated by;

Romanian teachers: Iuliana Asăvoaie
                   Anca Creţu
                   Loreta Mahalu
                   Alina Rotaru

Bulgarian teachers: Vesselina Boneva
                    Pavlina Dukova

Estonian teachers: Tiina Kilumets

Turkish teachers:                  Gülşen Varışli
                                   Yılmaz Ekinci
                                   Alaadin İnan
                                   İsman Atay




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Comenius Project Stories

  • 1. COMENIUS PROJECT ESTONIA TURKEY ROMANIA BULGARIA This project has been funded with support from the European Commission. This publication reflects the views only of the author, and the Commission cannot be held responsible for any use which may be made of the information contained therein. 1
  • 2. ROMANIAN FUNNY STORIES Păcală and Tândală By Miron Larisa and Manea Irina 4th grade „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania Păcală and Tândală were travelling around the world. One night, they arrived in a village, but the people were already asleep. Tândală said: - We got here too late. - Do you know what I think? I think we should sleep in the church. - That’s a good idea. - But where is the church? - Over there, in the cemetery! - Let’s try not to wake up the dead. - We shouldn’t wake up the people, they must be tired. When they got in front of the church, they heard some thieves fighting over some gold coins. Pacala told Tandala what to do. In a coarse voice, Tandala said: - Well, we heard that in the church there are some thieves with a such of gold. - And what do you want? We want 100 gold coins for us. - If you don’t give us the golden coins, we will bury you alive. The thieves frose at first, and then run out of the church as fast as they could. Păcală and Tândală entered the church took the such of gold to sleep careless. 2
  • 3. Two brothers By Filote Patricia 4th grade „Ion Creangă” School Iaşi, Romania Jim and Tim are two brother. They are in the summer holiday. They live in a hotel on the thirth floor. The elevator was out of order and they had to climb the stairs. Tim tell Jim: - Brother, I want to tell you something! - Not now! Can you tell me when we get the 30th floor? They get up. - What do you want to tell me? - I forgot the keys at the reception. - What? I don’t believe you! - Yes, I did! They went to the reception. - Brother, can I tell you something? - Not now. Tell me when we arrive. They reach the 30th floor. - What do you want to tell me? - I lied to you. I had the keys in my pocket! - What? I lied to you too! The elevator was OK. I wanted to practice a little bit of sport. - 3
  • 4. The orange juice By Talpalariu Alexandra 5th grade „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania One day I went to a park. Suddenly a boy came to me. He was selling some orange juice. It cost fifty pence. After I bought some orange juice the boy started dancing. He said that was the prize for those who bought some orange juice. He was also selling some pineapple, grapefruit and pear juice. I wanted to see what the prizes for the other juice were. So, I also bought some grapefruit juice. Next moment I was amazed to see how the ordinary boy became instantly an opera singer. I was more curious to see the other prizes. So I bought some pineapple juice. Next moment the ordinary boy became a clown who was doing different tricks. I was very curious to see what the prize for the pear juice was. “Now it’s your turn to do the following trick”, said the boy laughing. “What do you mean”, I said. Well… The next moment I was running, looking for a men’s room (toilet), because I was too full. 4
  • 5. The floating mother By Ivan Denisa 4th B grade „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania Sunny… hot… sand… ice-cream… beaches… sunglasses… sun beds… in one word the summer holidays. Last summer, my family and I spent the summer holiday in a wonderful place called Taormina. On a sunny day, we went to Isola Bella to sunbathe. There my father and I started building sand castles. Meanwhile my mother was lying on a sun bed in the sea. While my father and I were making some sand castles, my mother was lying down on a sun bed in the sea. At a certain moment my father and I decided to do something more exciting so we rented a boat for water skiing. It was such an interesting and adventurous experience. Suddenly I saw my mother was sleeping and floating at a certain distance from the shore. It was pretty dangerous because she couldn’t swim. I started screaming: Mother, mother, be careful! You are in danger! When she opened her eyes, she realized she was in great danger. That moment we decided to take her aboard. When we reached her she was so happy that she told us:”You are the angels sent by God to save my life!” We laughed a lot. All is well when ends well. 5
  • 6. An autumn happening By Plugariu Madalina 5th grade „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania It was an early autumn day. It was raining heavily. I woke up at 7 a.m. I had breakfast at 7:15 and went to school at 7:30. Before getting to the bus stop I slipped on a banana skin and fell. I couldn’t go to school that way so I returned home and changed my clothes. I got to school at around 10 o’clock. My desk mate asked me what happened. I told him I was late because I couldn’t hear the alarm clock. He told me how he ate a banana at the bus stop and left the banana skin on the ground, hoping a loser would come and slip on the ground. I was very furious when I heard that but I couldn’t tell him that I was the loser who slipped on his banana skin. The white wine By Rusu-Popa Luca 5th grade „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania One morning, when I was nine years old, I woke up very early. I was a little bit dizzy so I went to the kitchen to drink some water. I poured some water in a glass from a green bottle. I drank three glasses and I felt drunk. I smelt the bottle and I felt the smell of wine. I remembered my father drank some white wine from that bottle in the evening. He told us to take care not to think there was some water in the green bottle. I forgot and I drank and I was a little bit drunk. The world seemed beautiful to me. It was very funny. 6
  • 7. The crazy rabbit By Agachi Ovidiu Constantin 5th grade „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania One day a rabbit went to the chemist’s and said:”Have you got a cake with some whipped cream.” The pharmacist said: ”This is a chemist’s, not a cafe.” The second day the same rabbit went to the chemist’s and asked for the same thing:”Please, give me a cake with some whipped cream.” The pharmacist said the same thing:” Don’t you understand, this is a chemist’s, not a café.” Another rabbit came and told the pharmacist: “If the white rabbit comes and asks a cake with whipped cream, let him buy one.” The white rabbit came the third day and asked for the same thing he wanted the first day: ”Have you got a cake with some whipped cream?” The pharmacist said: ”Here you are some cakes with lots and lots of whipped cream.” The rabbit said:”Unbelievable, how quickly you changed the chemist’s into a café.” The funny monkey By Ursu Stefania 4th B grade „Ion Creangă” School, Iasi, Romania Last summer my family and I went to the zoo. It was so hot that we decided to buy some ice-cream. I began eating the ice-cream, when suddenly a monkey stole it. I asked the monkey to give me back the ice-cream, but she was making all kind of strange noises and nodded her head. She began eating the ice-cream. I didn’t know the monkey loved ice-cream so much. However, now I have a funny picture in the zoo with a monkey licking my ice-cream with appetite. 7
  • 8. BULGARIAN FUNNY STORIES MARIANA’S STORY By Mariyana Sabeva „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo. Bulgaria One of the funny stories in Romania was when my friend Polina fell in the lobby of the hotel. She was sitting on the floor while we were taking pictures. The other one was when Tanya got lost in the mall. She was with us and when we entered the next shop, she simply disappeared. We had been looking for her for almost 30 minutes, and we finally found her with the boys. PETER’S STORY By Petar Milchev „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo, Bulgaria On the third day of our visit in Estonia we went to the Youth Club in Kivioli, which was an amazing place. Next evening after the dinner we had a bit of spare time and we went there again. Of course, there were a lot of Estonian kids there and we had wonderful time. We did a lot of fun things together - some of us played air hockey, others swam in the pool. One of the Romanian kids and I played this dancing game. This was probably one of the best nights in my life so far. It was simply amazing and I’ll never forget it. 8
  • 9. RADOSTINA’S STORY By Radostina Kadireva „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo, Bulgaria So, we were in Romania, having an afternoon walk to rest and see around the city, when we stopped by this little shop for a snack. We expected from the lady who was selling the snacks to speak at least some English but she didn’t, so we tried the “waving hands” language but with no success. So the woman talked to us in Romanian, we talked to her in English, and finally we said to each other (in Bulgarian) “There is no use trying!” Then the lady said “Just tell me what you would like” (in Bulgarian) We felt so awkward at first, but five minutes later we all laughed at that. TRAIAN’S STORY – The story about Tanya – By Trayan Muchev „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo,, Bulgaria One of the best stories that we had in Romania was with a Bulgarian girl named Tanya. It was early in the morning .When we woke up we went to have breakfast, but one of the girls was missing. We went to her room, but the door was locked from inside. The teachers got worried. We started knocking on her door and calling her on the phone, but she didn’t hear it. We called the hotel manager and when he unlocked the door we went quickly inside. She was sleeping peacefully in her bed. Everyone calmed down, and went to have their breakfast again. 9
  • 10. THE WRONG WAY By Trayan Muchev „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo, Bulgaria This was the day when we went back to Bulgaria .We left Iasi at 5 o’clock in the morning, but something had happened with our GPS. We passed 200 km on the right way and after that we got lost. We didn’t know where we were going, but we drove forward. We should get back to Bulgaria across the bridge at Russe, but we actually came home by the ferryboat in Silistra. It was very funny. YORDAN’S STORY By Yordan Denev „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo, Bulgaria It was on the second day of our visit in Turkey. We were in a town near Mardin. When we arrived there, they took us to a sightseeing tour. While we were walking from the centre of the town towards a famous sight, a member of our group got lost. And guess who he was? Mr Radev, our principal! We didn’t notice that he was missing. When we arrived at the sight, we discovered that he wasn’t there. Then one of the Turkish teachers went to look for him. In about 30 minutes of investigations we discovered him. We asked him how could it happen that he got lost and where he had been. He answered quietly that he went to see around the town. And what if a student had done the same?  10
  • 11. VALERY’S STORY By Valeri Balev „Georgi Karavelov” School, Shivachevo, Bulgaria I always smile when I remember the visit in Romania. For our group and especially for me this trip was one of the most amazing things in my life. There (in Romania) I met very interesting people who became my friends. Also, I learned about other cultures (Turkish, Romanian and even Estonian). Every day with those people was an adventure. The Romanian hosts made us feel like really special people. They showed us everything they could in that short time (4 days). That’s everything that I can say about the tour to Romania that I had last summer. It was a great experience for me and for everybody else, I hope... But here is a really funny story about how we actually got there: Before we left from Bulgaria we all knew that we were going to travel by train. Our teachers bought us tickets to Bucurest but we had to change the train there, and catch another one to Jasi. The confusing situation was when one of the teachers had to go and buy us tickets to Iasi from the Bucuresti train station, but we arrived there with some delay. It was very funny – the whole group was running with huge bags all around the train station! When we got on one oe of the trains, a teacher from our group said that it was the wrong train… Can you imagine fifteen people with about thirty bags running from train to train, getting on and getting off them, and laughing all the time?  11
  • 12. ESTONIAN FUNNY STORIES JUKU is schoolboy, who don’t want learn much, but he always found different funny things and he is really smart, clever, sometimes naughty. * Teacher: Is that your ball, Juku? Juku: Are any school windows are broken? Teacher: No, as much as i know. Juku: Then its mine ball. * Juku: Father, why banks always have bars in front of windows? Father: Because bank managers have to used with them step by step. * - Juku, what you did with this money, what I gave to you to get you drink your medicine? - With 3 kronas I bought candies and two gave to Priit. - Why to him? - To encourage him drink my medicine instead me... * - Juku, did you change water in aquarium? - No, fishes didn’t drink all yet. * - Father, why in magazine was wrote, that this movie is forbidden to children? - Sit quietly, you will see soon... 12
  • 13. * In 3th grade is lesson of biology. Teacher asking from class: “Does anyone knows, why the flounder is flat?” Juku: Because he slept with whale. Teacher: Juku, I will remove you from class. Go out. Teacher continue lesson: „Do you know, why crab have such bulging eyes? “ Answer comes behind the door: “Because he saw how whale and flounder slept”. * Teacher: I hope, that I never saw you again crib from other students’ workbook. Juku: I hope that too. * - Juku, why you coming so late in lesson? - Yesterday you told, that it’s never late for learning, teacher. * Juku is being late at school again. Teacher asking: „Why you are late, Juku? “ „My mom lost 20 Euros cash note. Teacher: „And how it linked with being late? “ Juku: „I stand on that in the kitchen“ * Juku is calling to airport. „Tell me please, how long will last flight from Tallinn to Hamburg? “ „One moment, please“ „Thank you for answer“ * Juku is calling at school. „Hello, I’m sorry, but Juku can’t come today at school. He has very high temperature. “ Teacher: „ Excuse me, who is speaking? “ Juku: „My mom“. 13
  • 14. * Juku is standing in corridor and trying to call doorbell. Polite man, who seeing little boy in trouble, helpfully push the button of doorbell. „You welcome, boy“. „Now we have to run quickly, “teaching Juku. „There is living terribly furious lady“. * Teacher saw Juku´s socks: „ You have strange pair of socks, Juku. One is red and one is blue. “ - Y es, they are, answering Juku. And at home I have one more pair like this. * Juku asked from dad: “Please, buy me a drum! “ „No Juku, you will play when I’m working, its disturb me. “ „No Dad, I will play only this time when you sleeping. “ * Juku: „Who will guess rightly how many apples I have in my bag, will get all those three apples to himself. “ * Ats and Juku will be late at school. Teacher asks: „Why you late, boys? “ Juku answers: „I slept in and Ats waited me on street corner“. * Again Juku you have bump in your head! I have told you thousand times, don’t play with bad boys. Why you don’t join with good boys? But mom, they don’t allow me play with nice boys... * Juku: I have seen such baby who drinks every day elephant’s milk and he grows every day 12 centimetres. Juku, I can’t believe you... What happened with this baby, how big he grows? - He became an elephant of course! * Father, I saw in dream that you gave me 10 Euros... You can keep that money, Juku, for sure. 14
  • 15. Funny stories of our students *** It happened in Bulgaria. In Estonian group were 3 girls and 1 boy, so girls were in one room and Robin gets private room. Robin warned teachers, that he is sleeping very heavy, but he promise that at least phone he is hearing. So we left him sleep and went in our room. In the morning we met our teachers in breakfast room and they asked about Robin. But we didn’t hear about him nothing. So teachers went to knock his room’s door. This hotel room was in first floor near the breakfast room, so we heard hard knocking, but teachers came back and told us that Robin didn’t answer. So they left to room and started call him but Robin slept as dead. We heard how phone ringed in room, but Robin who slept near that phone didn’t. Finally we called him to cell and then we heared how someone started moving in room, he waked up. I never thought that wake up can be so difficult. Janika Hansi X grade Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia *** We spent a nice week in Turkey, but for us local food was totally different. We ate kebab, baklava, pilaf, a lot of fresh salads, sipping ayran, tea, Turkish coffee – what was really strong. But we didn’t ate much potatoes what is mane food on Estonia. So - end or week we missed our home made food already so much that we called at home and ordered from moms potatoes and sauce. And we agreed that noone even can tell word kebab at least week. But first thing what we saw in Riga in our way back at home was kebab restaurant  Karolin Urban 12 grade Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia 15
  • 16. *** It happened in our first project meeting in Bulgaria. Estonian group were 3 students: Mari-Liis, Kaarel and Elis. Elis is really nice girl – tall blond hair, blue eyes, 182 cm tall, she also participated in model work in Italy year ago. Elis was really big star. We had in Shivachevo very warm welcome. Students waited us in national costumes, we had bread and salt, local students gave us flowers. We all got some buches, but Elis got all armfuls. She was greeted as movie star – smaller children liked her friendly way, they wanted to take pictures with her. Also one Romanian boy – Marius Chichirau liked her very much. He spent all his pocket money for toys and as he was shy he left them behind the Elis door. Elis didn’t know how to tell him, that no need to do that. When we had our first project meeting in Estonia Marius couldn’t come with Romanian group, so Elis sent him small gift – candies. Mari-Liis Soomets XII grade Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia *** It happened with our teachers in Romania. There was shop named Billa, our teachers went to do some shopping. They didn’t know right way and so they thought that best way will be take taxi. It’s easy to sit in and say Billa and taxi took them in right way. Teacher Tiina and teacher Riina had some shopping and then wanted to go back to hotel, but they forgot hotel name and also hotel card was missing. Then they started to explain to taxi driver way back to hotel. Driver didn’t understood much and they also didn’t know better way to explain. International words – centre, city government, church – didn’t help. Finally taxi driver called to someone who knew a bit English and then they explained to him again and again where they wanted to go. Driver was very patient and helpful, but because different languages they didn’t understood each other. Then driver just started to drive and they explained in body language where they wanted to go. It was easy to say Billa, but really difficult to explain way back  Uku Vernik XI grade Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia 16
  • 17. *** It happened in Romania. Romanian teachers were invited to local TV morning program to talk about our project. As TV leaders wanted as teacher from different country as student were decided, that in program will participate Turkish teacher and me, Rauno – student from Estonia. Our teachers first choice were Kevin, but he catch cold and couldn’t go . So we agreed to meet at 6.30 in the morning, but we didn’t agree the place of meeting (or I was a bit nervice and didn’t remember). So i waked up and had quick breakfast and then started to wait local coordinator Juliana who had to take us TV station. Noone wasn’t there – it was strange, so i went outside, walked in front of hotel. Still nobody. In same time teachers tried to find me – our teacher Tiina looked in my room, then in breakfast room, all corridors ... It was already 7 and then finally we found each other. In studio I didn’t hear much and I prepared possible answers what might be asked. Then presenter asked me: „What do you know about „Ion Creangă” ?“ I understood that they asked me about pretzel what we had day before. (in Estonian pretzel is kringel – sounded me similar). So I answered, that we eat that, it was tasty. I saw how they started laugh – and I get all red. In this moment it was terrible – I was humiliated by myself. But presenter explained again and then I understood question. But it is funny to remember that story now. Rauno Palk 11 grade Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia 17
  • 18. *** Our first project meeting was in Bulgaria. It was already second half of October. In Estonia that time of year is quite rainy and cold. So we had like second end of summer – weather was sunny and warm. And for us most exciting was that our hosts offered for us grapes from their own gardens. We ate them a lot and in the end of day they gave us also half of plastic bag to have with us in hotel. We ate them all and thought that now enough is enough. We were full. But in strange way next day we again ate them in same amount. And also the third and fourth and fifth day... The grapes were so tasty. I still wonder how much grapes can eat people from northern countries...  Kaarel Kuurmann 12 grade Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia 18
  • 19. *** In Turkey´s project meeting we had 4 students, our history teacher Tiina and headmaster Heidi. We liked warm weather, interesting program, different culture and warm welcome at school. Once we had dinner and we were in good mood, waited in dining room other partners and local coordinators. Suddenly something made us laugh and we couldn’t stop. Then started laugh our teachers and after moment all Estonian group laughed. If we tried to find what we laughed, we couldn’t – Kadri laughed how laughed teacher Tiina, teacher Tiina laughed how laughed Kadri and others laughed how they laughed. But as we started once, we couldn’t stop... and we laughed at least 10 minutes. I’m sure that others didn’t understood reason our laugh, but there even wasn’t reason at all. Just good mood. Kadri Lahtmaa 12 grade Kiviõli 1 Secondary School, Estonia 19
  • 20. TURKISH FUNNY STORIES A funny story happened at the airport It is a short story about our English teacher, Isman Atay. It was time to meet the Bulgarian group at the airport in the morning. I and my colleague Isman waited the plane to land. Not much later, plane landed and our guests started to get out of the airport hall. They didn’t know us but we could guess them because they looked different from local passengers So we directly went and tried to help them by approaching to their luggages. They all looked very tired. The Bulgarian history teacher misunderstood the help and thought that Isman was trying to steal her luggages and clenched the luggages and also saying something in Bulgarian, perhaps asking for help from her colleagues. Sooner, she understood the situation and calmed down. Alaadin İNAN English Teacher Vatan Primary School, Kiziltepe, Turkey 20
  • 21. Traditional stories1 ~ Delicious Stew ~ One day Nasreddin Hodja bought 2 kilograms of meat from the neighbourhood butcher. He brought the meat home and asked his wife to cook a real nice stew for dinner. Thus secured the evening meal, he happily headed off to his field to work. Hodja's wife did cook the stew but about lunch time a few of her friends and relatives came over for a visit. Having nothing else to serve to her guests, she served the stew. They all ate heartily and finished it all. Hodja came home after a long day's work and asked his wife if the stew was ready. `Ahh, ahh! You have no idea what befell the stew.' his wife said, `The cat ate it all.' Nasreddin Hodja, suspicious, looked around and saw the scrawny little cat in one corner, looking as hungry as himself. Hodja grabbed the cat and weighed him on his pair of scales. The poor thing weighed exactly two kilos. `Woman,' said the Hodja, `if this is the cat, where is the stew? If this is the stew, then where is the cat?' 1 http://www.readliterature.com/hodjastories.htm 21
  • 22. ~ On the Roof ~ Nasreddin Hodja's old house had a leaking roof. One day the Hodja decided to fix it. He borrowed a ladder and with great difficulty climbed up to the roof. Just as he was setting off to work, he heard a knock on the door. He looked down from the edge of the roof and saw a stranger in front of his door. `I am up here.' Hodja shouted. When the man looked up, `What is it that you want?' he asked him. `Please come down,' replied the man, `I have something to say to you.' Hodja precariously descended down the old ladder. Once on the ground he again asked the man what he wanted. `Alms,' said the man, `could you spare some alms.' Hodja thought for a second and then told the man to come up to the roof with him. Hodja in front, the beggar behind him, both running short on breath, climbed up the ladder. Once on the roof top, Hodja turned to the man and said: `I don't have any.' ~ Intermingled ~ The children of the neighbourhood were in the mood for a little mischief. They sat by the stream and put their feet in the water. When Nasreddin Hodja was passing by, they cried for help. `Hodja, Hodja! Please help us.' They were screaming all at once. `Our feet are all mixed up, we don't know which is which.' `We cannot go home if we don't find our feet.' `Come help us figure out which foot belongs to whom!' Nasreddin Hodja was not going to be outwitted by children. `Yes, I understand.' he said amiably, `That happens sometimes. But don't worry, I know a solution.' Then he grabbed a fallen branch and got into the water himself. He started to lash the kids about the legs. Each child that felt the brusque touch of the twig, jumped out of the water with a shriek and ran away. `A-ha!' The Hodja said, `You see, now you have all found your respective feet!' 22
  • 23. ~ First Sermon ~ On his first day as the village's imam, Nasreddin Hodja was seated on the raised bench, preparing to give his sermon. The congregation was quite anxious to hear what he had to say. But The Hodja didn't really have a sermon ready. `Do you know what I am about to tell you today?' he asked. `No, Hodja Effendi, we don't.' they replied. `If you don't know what I am going to talk about,' the Hodja said, `then I have nothing to tell you.' And with that, he got up and left the mosque, leaving the puzzled people behind him. The next day, when it was the time of the sermon, Hodja was back on his seat and the congregation curiously waiting. `Do you know what I am about to tell you today?' Hodja asked again. Having learned from the previous day, the people were not about to say `no' this time. `Yes, Hodja Effendi,' they all shouted, `we know.' `Well,' said the Hodja, `if you already know what I am going to tell you, then I don't need to tell it to you!' He got up and left. The people gathered in the mosque were at a loss. The third day Hodja came and sat down, and asked his question. `Do you know what I am about to tell you today?' The congregation was not going to let Hodja get away this time without giving a sermon. Some of them replied with `yes, we do' and some of them replied with `no, we don't.' `In that case,' said the Hodja, `Those who do know should tell the ones who do not know.' and slipped out of the mosque. ~ Difficult Case ~ Nasreddin Hodja was named the kadi of Aksehir. One day, two men with a dispute came to him and asked him to resolve their conflict. The Hodja listened to the plaintiff first. `You are right!' he said when the plaintiff completed his account. Then, the Hodja listened to the defendant. `You are right!' he said to the defendant as well. Everyone in the room was perplexed. One of the observers dared to protest. `Kadi effendi,' he said, `You agreed with both of the parties. The dispute can't be settled if you say "you are right" to both of them.' Nasreddin Hodja considered for a moment, then he said: `You are right too!' 23
  • 24. ~ Parrot ~ One day The Hodja was walking around in the market place. He saw a bright-coloured bird for sale for 12 gold coins. Hodja was amazed. He approached the crowd gathered around the bird and its seller. `How can a bird be so expensive?' he asked the people watching the bird. `This is a special bird,' they explained, `it can talk like a human being!' This gave Hodja an idea. He went straight to his home, grabbed his turkey and brought him to the market place. He stood near the man selling the parrot. `Turkey, for sale, ten gold coins!' he yelled. `Hodja Effendi, how can a turkey be worth ten gold coins?' the shoppers protested. `There is a bird there for 12 gold.' insisted the adamant Hodja. `But Hodja Effendi, that bird can talk like a human being.' the people tried to reason. But Hodja was unbending. `And this turkey can think like a human being.' he countered. 24
  • 25. ~ Caught in a Lie ~ One day a neighbour asked Nasreddin Hodja if he could borrow Hodja's donkey. `Hodja Effendi, we need a donkey for a few hours. Could I take yours?' `I would gladly lend you my donkey, my neighbour, 'the Hodja started his excuse, `but he is not here.' Just at that moment the donkey's loud and long bray is heard from the shed. `Shame on you Hodja Effendi,' said the neighbour, `you are caught in a lie, your donkey is braying in the shed.' `My dear fellow,' Nasreddin Hodja was unrepentant, `are you going to believe the word of a Hodja or are you going to believe a donkey?' 25
  • 26. ROMANIAN COMICS The literature class By Radu Burlacu, 8th grade, „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania To the phisics lesson By Cosmin Liţă, 8th grade, „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania 26
  • 27. “I speak english” By Costel Stiharu, 7th grade, „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania 27
  • 28. To biology class By Cosmin Liţă Chemistry By Costel Stiharu 28
  • 29. Conjugate The Alphabet By Radu Burlacu 29
  • 30. Tradition By Mihail Irimia 6th grade, „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania At the confectionery By Alexandra Chiraculea 6th grade, „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania 30
  • 31. Test paper At Math By Cosmin Borş, 6th grade, „Ion Creangă” School, Iaşi, Romania 31
  • 32. The Geography lesson By Georgiana Gîndac 6th grade, „Ion Creangă” School, Iasi, Romania The Grammar lesson By Radu Burlacu 32
  • 33. TURKISH COMICS Caricatures 33
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  • 36. CONTENTS page Romanian funny stories........................................................................................................ 2 Bulgarian funny stories ....................................................................................................... 8 Estonian funny stories.......................................................................................................... 13 Turkish funny stories ........................................................................................................... 22 Romanian comics ................................................................................................................... 27 Turkish comics ........................................................................................................................ 33 Coordinated by; Romanian teachers: Iuliana Asăvoaie Anca Creţu Loreta Mahalu Alina Rotaru Bulgarian teachers: Vesselina Boneva Pavlina Dukova Estonian teachers: Tiina Kilumets Turkish teachers: Gülşen Varışli Yılmaz Ekinci Alaadin İnan İsman Atay 36