If you've ever picked up a newspaper, then surely you've seen the police blotters section. We found 35 of the most hilarious and ridiculous police blotters that have ever been printed!

1. 35 Hilarious Police Blotters
You Won’t Believe Are Real

2. 1. It sounds like they should have called a couples
counselor, not the police

3. 2. Well, that was helpful!

4. 3. Who knew elk were such cooperative animals?

5. 4. For the record, this didn’t happen in Colorado

6. 5. Yep . . . I’m sure that’s exactly what happened

7. 6. Seems legit . . .

8. 7. Watch out for fugitive cows on your next bike ride

9. 8. In his defense, peanuts are pretty suspicious

10. 9. Small piles, however, are out of their jurisdiction

11. 10. Hopefully the officers gave her the number for pizza
delivery

12. 11. Bad timing

13. 12. Knives, baseball bats, and billy clubs are child’s play.
But a rolling pin? Now that’s serious business

14. 13. I wonder if my cat has a gun hiding somewhere?

15. 14. A real-life ninja turtle

16. 15. I’d love to see who fell for this trick

17. 16. Yes, sadly people like this do exist

18. 17. It’s obvious who wears the whiskers in that
household

19. 18. At least it wasn’t named “Fire”

20. 19. “AND they were all wearing masks!”

21. 20. It’s okay, Arnold makes everyone nervous

22. 21. Ya don’t say?

23. 22. And the prime suspect is . . .

24. 23. Must have been a Chipotle burrito. Have you seen
the size of those things?

25. 24. Note to self: clean glasses daily

26. 25. Do they sell anti-force fields at Walmart?

27. 26. Best late night snack ever

28. 27. They also received a report of someone stealing the
contents of round bins left on the street

29. 28. Some people just can’t resist playing the game

30. 29. Maybe the duck didn’t want to deal with medical
bills

31. 30. Ignorance is bliss

32. 31. If it was a half-dollar, he would have called for
backup

33. 32. Dang it, squirrels! Get it together.

34. 33. The police don’t like it when you call them to insult
your spouse

35. 34. They just wanted to go on a little joyride

36. 35. The horse then handed the officer sunscreen and
asked if he could get its back

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