IgniteNYC: How to Replace Yourself With a Very Small Shell Script
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4. Incoming e‐mail
Hey Hilary,
Iʼm recovering nicely. Can you is condensed to
believe I had swine flu?
SMS and WAP
Sorry we had to cancel the visit. Is
there another Saturday this month jenny@jennyrules.com:I’m
that will work for you? Maybe the recovering nicely.Sorry we had
28th?
to cancel the visit.Maybe the
28th?
Hugs,
Jenny
5. Ar6ully designed e‐mail
Hi Hilary,
…
is translated to
love,
unfortunate SMS
Kevin
bitch
kevin@univ.edu:
bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch love,
Kevin
6. Hi [you],
I hope all is well. Did you happen to
get a chance to look at [thing]?
Cheers,
Hilary
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8. compose: yes, it will be on the exam
compose: yes, it will be on the exam
compose: yes, it will be on the exam
…
9.
10. YOUR SITE IS DOWN * are you free right now?
* I’m trying to send you money… * your
favorite celebrity just died! * DID YOU
SEE YOUR SITE IS DOWN * did you forget you
were supposed to …? * I need that doc ASAP
* your test results are
in * you got the job!
* YOUR SITE
IS STILL
DOWN * this is a problem * THIS IS YOUR
MOTHER * you got paid! * up for lunch? *
we’re out of coffee * grades are due * a
package just arrived for you * your book
is on amazon! * THIS IS YOUR MOTHER AGAIN