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              RUNTIME
             MODULARITY
                  WITH




      JOHN                     JIM




               GETCOLONY.COM
JOHN NEEDS TO ROLLOUT A NEW VERSION OF HIS SOFTWARE
                                                                            THIS WEEK, AND HE ALREADY KNOWS HOW MUCH OF A HASSLE IT WILL BE...



                        MAN... THAT                                                         RIGHT... SO I WAS SAYING...
                                                                                                                                                     ?
                      GIRL FROM LAST                                                         I’M ACTUALLY IN A VERY
                        NIGHT WAS                                                             BAD MOOD AS I HAVE
                         JUST SO...                                                          TO DO A PRODUCTION
                                                                                                ROLLOUT OF THE
                                                                                                FEATURES I HAVE
                         RIGHT...HEHE...                                                            DEVELOPED.          I DON’T GET IT...
                      THE COMIC STARTED                                                                             WHERE’S THE PROBLEM
                        ALREADY JOHN !!!                                                                                   IN THAT?




                                                                                      IT DEPARTMENT                                               KNOC
                                                                                                                                                 KNOC
                         MEGA CORP                                                                            OH GOD,
                                                                                                                                  SERVERS         KNOC
                                                                                                                                 ARE DOWN!!!
                                                                                   TAP                   PLEASE DON’T LET         ARE YOU
                                                                                 TAP                       THEM KILL ME!           THERE?
                                                                                      TAP
                                                                                                                              I CAN’T ACCESS
                                                                                            C++                           MY CRM, YOU’RE MAKING
                                 HOLY ?$#@!                                                                                 ME LOSE CUSTOMERS!
                                  ARE YOU                                                                                   OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!!!
                                  CRAZY??


                                                                                               MAINTENANCE PERIODS GO ON EVEN LONGER BECAUSE
                                                                                                   HE CAN’T FOCUS WITH EVERYONE WANTING
                                                                                                          TO LAY THE BLAME ON HIM!

                                                 THAT’S A
                                                 FREAKIN’
                                                 TRAGEDY!
                                                   OMG!

                 WHAAT??
                                                                                          ??                             WHY DO YOU HAVE
                                                                                      ?                                TO SHUT EVERYTHING
               MY EMAILS!                                                                                               DOWN TO ROLLOUT
                  NOOOO!                                                                                                 YOUR FEATURES!?
                                                                                                         IS THERE
                                                                                                      REALLY ANOTHER
                                               THE SERVERS                                                WAY ?!?          OF COURSE!
                                              WILL BE DOWN                                                              LET ME EXPLAIN
                                             FROM 8 TO 12 A.M.                                                            HOW I DO IT
                                                TOMORROW!                                                                USING COLONY.


    EVERYONE IN JOHN’S COMPANY HATES SYSTEM MAINTENANCE
  PERIODS. THEY THINK THAT THINGS HAVE TO SHUTDOWN BECAUSE
      THE IT DEPARTMENT IS JUST A BUNCH OF LAZY PEOPLE.




© 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM                                                                  PAGE 1 OF 2
FORGET ABOUT IT...
                                                                                            AS I WAS SAYING...
                                         I FEEL A                                      MY COMPANY IS RUNNING ITS
                                      STRANGE SENSE                                   SOFTWARE INFRASTRUCTURE ON
                                        OF DEJA VU!                                       COLONY AND AS I THINK
                                                                                           I HAVE EXPLAINED TO
                        HOW SO ?                                                               YOU BEFORE...
                                                                                                                                      THEY WILL ATTACH AND
                              YOU ALWAYS COME TO
                                                                                        EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T                        DETACH THEMSELVES FROM
                              ME WITH A PROBLEM
                                                                                       REMEMBER IT... COLONY IS                      THEIR EXTENSION POINTS
                  I HAVE NO    AND I ALWAYS TELL
               IDEA ABOUT WHAT YOU THAT COLONY                                           MODULAR ALL THE WAY.                        SMOOTHLY KEEPING THE
               YOU ARE TALKING IS THE SOLUTION!                                       EVERYTHING IS A PLUGIN!                       REST OF THE APPLICATION
                    ABOUT...                                                           YOU CAN ADD NEW PLUGINS,                        RUNNING FULL TILT!
                                                                                      CHANGE THEM, REMOVE THEM,
                                                                                        LOAD THEM, UNLOAD THEM,
                                                                                        ALL ON-THE-FLY, WITHOUT
                                                                                          ANY KIND OF RESTART.


                                                                                                                                    INCOMING
                     SO WHEN I WANT TO ADD NEW
                                                                                                                                    FEATURE!!
                      FEATURES TO AN EXISTING
                        APPLICATION I SIMPLY
                      DEPLOY MY NEW PLUGINS
                              AND THAT’S IT!




                        HEY! THERE’S NOW
                       A NEW FEATURE IN
                                                                                                                      SOCIAL
                        THE APPLICATION!                                                                                        MANAGE
                                                                                                                                      R


                             YEAH! SEEMS I GOT                                              MY SERVICES ARE
                         IT TOO, I WAS WORKING ON                                           NO LONGER NEEDED,
                         ANOTHER AREA OF THE APP                                            I’M DROPPING OUT!
                          AND DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE!                                                BYE BYE!




                            AWESOME!                                                                                     JUST HEAD OVER TO:
                     THAT WOULD DEFINITELY
                                                                                                                           GETCOLONY.COM
                    KEEP ME FROM STRESSING
                        OUT ALL THE TIME!
                      WHERE CAN I GET IT?


                        DUDE... I’M PRETTY SURE                                              getcolony.com
                      I’VE TOLD YOU THE ADDRESS
                     AT LEAST A COUPLE OF TIMES
                         BEFORE... BUT HERE IT                                                open-source
                              GOES AGAIN...                                                   easy setup
                                                                                              intuitive documentation
                                                                                              getting started video tutorials

        I AM ONLY THE NARRATOR, BUT I THINK JOHN SHOULD
                    DEFINITELY SEE A DOCTOR...




© 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM                                                                   PAGE 2 OF 2

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  • 1. Nº3 RUNTIME MODULARITY WITH JOHN JIM GETCOLONY.COM
  • 2. JOHN NEEDS TO ROLLOUT A NEW VERSION OF HIS SOFTWARE THIS WEEK, AND HE ALREADY KNOWS HOW MUCH OF A HASSLE IT WILL BE... MAN... THAT RIGHT... SO I WAS SAYING... ? GIRL FROM LAST I’M ACTUALLY IN A VERY NIGHT WAS BAD MOOD AS I HAVE JUST SO... TO DO A PRODUCTION ROLLOUT OF THE FEATURES I HAVE RIGHT...HEHE... DEVELOPED. I DON’T GET IT... THE COMIC STARTED WHERE’S THE PROBLEM ALREADY JOHN !!! IN THAT? IT DEPARTMENT KNOC KNOC MEGA CORP OH GOD, SERVERS KNOC ARE DOWN!!! TAP PLEASE DON’T LET ARE YOU TAP THEM KILL ME! THERE? TAP I CAN’T ACCESS C++ MY CRM, YOU’RE MAKING HOLY ?$#@! ME LOSE CUSTOMERS! ARE YOU OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!!! CRAZY?? MAINTENANCE PERIODS GO ON EVEN LONGER BECAUSE HE CAN’T FOCUS WITH EVERYONE WANTING TO LAY THE BLAME ON HIM! THAT’S A FREAKIN’ TRAGEDY! OMG! WHAAT?? ?? WHY DO YOU HAVE ? TO SHUT EVERYTHING MY EMAILS! DOWN TO ROLLOUT NOOOO! YOUR FEATURES!? IS THERE REALLY ANOTHER THE SERVERS WAY ?!? OF COURSE! WILL BE DOWN LET ME EXPLAIN FROM 8 TO 12 A.M. HOW I DO IT TOMORROW! USING COLONY. EVERYONE IN JOHN’S COMPANY HATES SYSTEM MAINTENANCE PERIODS. THEY THINK THAT THINGS HAVE TO SHUTDOWN BECAUSE THE IT DEPARTMENT IS JUST A BUNCH OF LAZY PEOPLE. © 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM PAGE 1 OF 2
  • 3. FORGET ABOUT IT... AS I WAS SAYING... I FEEL A MY COMPANY IS RUNNING ITS STRANGE SENSE SOFTWARE INFRASTRUCTURE ON OF DEJA VU! COLONY AND AS I THINK I HAVE EXPLAINED TO HOW SO ? YOU BEFORE... THEY WILL ATTACH AND YOU ALWAYS COME TO EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T DETACH THEMSELVES FROM ME WITH A PROBLEM REMEMBER IT... COLONY IS THEIR EXTENSION POINTS I HAVE NO AND I ALWAYS TELL IDEA ABOUT WHAT YOU THAT COLONY MODULAR ALL THE WAY. SMOOTHLY KEEPING THE YOU ARE TALKING IS THE SOLUTION! EVERYTHING IS A PLUGIN! REST OF THE APPLICATION ABOUT... YOU CAN ADD NEW PLUGINS, RUNNING FULL TILT! CHANGE THEM, REMOVE THEM, LOAD THEM, UNLOAD THEM, ALL ON-THE-FLY, WITHOUT ANY KIND OF RESTART. INCOMING SO WHEN I WANT TO ADD NEW FEATURE!! FEATURES TO AN EXISTING APPLICATION I SIMPLY DEPLOY MY NEW PLUGINS AND THAT’S IT! HEY! THERE’S NOW A NEW FEATURE IN SOCIAL THE APPLICATION! MANAGE R YEAH! SEEMS I GOT MY SERVICES ARE IT TOO, I WAS WORKING ON NO LONGER NEEDED, ANOTHER AREA OF THE APP I’M DROPPING OUT! AND DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE! BYE BYE! AWESOME! JUST HEAD OVER TO: THAT WOULD DEFINITELY GETCOLONY.COM KEEP ME FROM STRESSING OUT ALL THE TIME! WHERE CAN I GET IT? DUDE... I’M PRETTY SURE getcolony.com I’VE TOLD YOU THE ADDRESS AT LEAST A COUPLE OF TIMES BEFORE... BUT HERE IT open-source GOES AGAIN... easy setup intuitive documentation getting started video tutorials I AM ONLY THE NARRATOR, BUT I THINK JOHN SHOULD DEFINITELY SEE A DOCTOR... © 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM PAGE 2 OF 2