The Warp Pipe.

1. The Warp Pipe Forums Newspaper
• Edited by Hasfarr
• Issue #1, 12-26-2011

2. THE WARP PIPE FORUMS
12-26-11 Love you long time - Since 2009
Ice, Ice, Baby
After weeks and weeks of In other news, member Poi
battles, a clear victor has has beaten Shogun in the
emerged from the Inaugural third place match.
Warp Pipe Winter Solstice
I hope everyone had a great
Cup.
Christmas, and enjoy the
Icefresh defeated fellow rest of the holidays!
member LikeaBoss last
- Hasfarr
Thursday in a hard fought
match. He has been
awarded a gold trophy for
his efforts. Members from all
around the forum rejoiced,
not only because Ice won,
but also because they don’t
need to use Online
for a while.

3. THE WARP PIPE FORUMS
12-26-11 Rahpeed’s Ripples – a column by Rapidcar1 - Since 2009
End of the World debunked
In one year the world is Why have we all reached
supposedly going to come to this conclusion? Why is it
an end, or is it? After much unanimous? Have we even
speculation and research done our research? These
with my esteemed are all questions you are
colleagues (Snakebite2468, probably asking yourself in
Bck00062). I have the subliminal part of your
concluded that this event will mind. Well we can tackle
be nothing like the this with taking a step back
extremists who blow it out of and looking at this situation
Put picture here proportion will claim it to be. in the correct perspective.
In fact, with our collected How many theories are out
judgment's, we have been there? How many have
pointed to only one logical enough evidence to hold
answer. There will be true? Are there any
nothing happening. That’s contradictions?
right people, nothing will
happen on December 21st
2012! We have many theories to
reinforce this argument.

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12-26-11 Rahpeed’s Ripples – a column by Rapidcar1 - Since 2009
End of the World debunked We have the Planet X
Earth’s atmosphere will
theory, that a huge planet
melt the icebergs in the
almost the size of the sun
south and raise the water
will rip through our solar
level causing there to be
system passing very closely
less land thus less
in Earths Atmosphere. It is
resources for the growing
said that this planets
population. This theory is
gravitational pull will cause
quite convincing. However
several severe
considering the factors
disasters(The movie Day
Put picture here after Tomorrow for example).
put into play. That would
take some time, not just
This theory has also falsely
one year from now.
predicted Planet Nibiru(X)
will be visibly seen by the
These are just two
masses in the sky by April of
examples of End of the
2011.
World theories all
because of a calendar
that was stopped on 12-
We have the Global
21-12. Some have even
Warming theory that the
went as far as
pollution we put into the

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12-26-11 Rahpeed’s Ripples – a column by Rapidcar1 - Since 2009
End of the World debunked Saying their would be an
alien invasion because of
the way humanity treats the
Earth. There are many
theories out there, some off
the wall, some logical, some
convincing, and some just
plain stupid.
Put picture here Its up to you to decide what
to believe, These are just my
thoughts on the matter.
Ya’ll think about it, I’m out.
~Rahpeed

6. THE WARP PIPE FORUMS
12-26-11 Hasfarr’s Interviews - Since 2009
A Brief Interview with Mirage
I asked forum leader H: For our gamers, what is
Mirage2777 a few questions. your favorite Video Game
NOTE: The answers are and Video Game Company?
very silly.
M: Probably The Legend of
Hasfarr: How long have you Zelda: Skyward Sword and
been in the Warp Pipe Nintendo.
Community?
H: Who would you like to
Mirage: 7 kilometers. see as our next United
States President?
H: When were you made
Admin? M: FDR.
M: You were never made H: Are you a Nazi?
admin.
M: No, but I am extremely
H: What ways do you want wealthy.
to make the forum better
Those are the words of our
and brighter?
great leader. I’m out.
M: More lamps.
- Hasfarr

7. THE WARP PIPE FORUMS
12-26-11 A column by GameFreak043 - Since 2009
How to survive The Warp Pipe
Greetings lost children! My Anyway, that's enough about
name is Mustachio Joe. You me. This column is a
may know me as paradise for all the sad little
gamefreak043, a proud, lost children who wish to
beloved and totally not have a decent stay. To be
egotistical member of the honest, this place and the
Warp Pipe Forums. Why am previous incarnations of this
I going under a different place has a problem
name for this column, you concerning any possible new
ask? The reason being is members leaving us after
that I have found new that their introduction threads
few people trust individuals due to being scared off by
with such a *ahem* "ghey" veteran members.
name such as
"gamefreak043". As such, I
have changed my name to a
more "trustworthy" alias.
Why did I tell you all I'm
gamefreak043 anyway?
Because shut up.

8. THE WARP PIPE FORUMS
12-26-11 A column by GameFreak043 - Since 2009
How to survive The Warp Pipe
This weekly column is here
How to Survive the Warp Pipe Forums Day 1: What does "trolling" or "Being a Nazi" mean?
to provide you with the
information you need in Today, we will be taking a look at the various terms the members of this good old forum are often to
order to survive The Warp use. Let us start with the basics.
Pipe Forums. We may look
Post: The individual messages made by the fellow members of the forum. Two consecutive
intimidating at first, but if you
messages made by the same member are called "double-posts". Normally, double posts are
follow this column you will be
automatically merged to the first post, but it is still recommended that you know what the term means.
able to fit right in and realize
just how great of a Thread/Topics: You see those links that lead you towards a subject matter and a number of posts
community we are. that are (supposed to be (see "derailing")) talking about the subject? Each one of those are called
threads or topics (both words mean the same thing).
Now, let us begin.
Closed Topics: Topics "closed" by the moderators or administrators of the forum can no longer be
posted on by regular members. (See The Graveyard for closed topics.)
Topic Derailment: When the current subject at the last couple of posts is a completely different
subject from the original (first) post. For example, Member A creates a topic about "Halo", the popular
video game series. Member B responds with "I think Halo iz a pretty cool guy, eh kills aliens and
doesn't afraid of anything". Member C responds with "I think aliens a pretty cool guyz, eh gets killed
by Halo and doesn't afraid of anything". All subsequent posts follow the trend set by Members B &
C. The topic is then officially derailed.

9. THE WARP PIPE FORUMS
12-26-11 A column by GameFreak043 - Since 2009
How to survive The Warp Pipe
How to Survive the Warp Pipe Forums Day 1: What does "trolling" or "Being a Nazi" mean?
Troll: This does not refer to the ugly mythical creatures who do nothing but be dicks all day. This term refers to the ugly REAL-
LIFE creatures who do nothing but be dicks all day. Trolls are people who actively seek to provoke anger, annoyance, etc. from
the other individuals around them.
Troll behavior (sometimes referred to as "trolling") includes, but is not limited to
- Spamming (see below)
- Deliberately antagonizing and fighting fellow members
- Posting pictures of their (small) testicles on otherwise innocent threads.
- In the event that Flash is enabled (which is disabled at the time of this writing), embedding youtube videos, turning autoplay
on, and the shrinking the video to a single pixel so that no one can stop the annoying audio that would ensue from simply being
on the same page as the post.
- Posting the IP addresses of fellow members for everyone to see.
- derailment of topics
Note: Fellow members often call each other "trolls" in a good-natured manner. They should not be taken seriously.

10. THE WARP PIPE FORUMS
12-26-11 A column by GameFreak043 - Since 2009
How to survive The Warp Pipe
How to Survive the Warp Pipe Forums Day 1: What does "trolling" or "Being a Nazi" mean?
Spam: The act of posting several useless, long, and often annoying messages throughout several topics that add nothing to
the topics themselves. Common cases of spam include holding down the "A" key on the keyboard for ten seconds before
submitting their post, and then going to another topic and repeating the process.
Raid: The act of gathering multiple people to spam a certain place, from Chats to other Forums to a twitter page.
Page stretch: When one makes a post containing one or a series of characters, making the page "stretch" horizontally.
Hitlering: Overall acting like a total ass.
Fgt: A shortened from of the word "faggot". Recently, this word has been in use so often that it completely lost all meaning
deeper than just a generic insult. (This word has been censored on the forums.)
That is all the time we have for today. Join us next week for Day 2 of How to Survive the Warp Pipe Forums, where we will be
talking about the individual members of the forum and identifying them into different categories.

11. THE WARP PIPE FORUMS
12-26-11 Swing your arms from side to side, do the Mario! - Since 2009
Nintendo Weekly with Hasfarr
Welcome to Nintendo Off the release of games like
weekly, the part of the paper “Super Mario 3D Land” and
where I’ll share news from “Legend of Zelda: Skyward
Nintendo games and Sword”, a strong holiday
hardware. season for Nintendo is
expected. Sales went up for
This week, the bottom half of
the Wii and 3DS systems on
the games from the 3DS
Black Friday, and are
Ambassador program were
expected to rocket in this
released. One qualifies for
holiday season.
the program if they
purchased the system
previous to its price cut. The
games released feature
“Yoshi’s Island”, “Fire
Emblem”, and “WarioWare”.

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12-26-11 Swing your arms from side to side, do the Mario! - Since 2009
Nintendo Weekly with Hasfarr
When interviewed by The “Plus, this holiday is the first
Wall Street Journal, holiday that it’s available for
Nintendo of America $149 or below. It’s reaching
President Reggie Fils-Aime a whole new demographic
had this to say: that’s wanted to buy in, but
“Even today, the Wii couldn’t do it before.
provides a family experience And for consumers, there’s
that you can’t get anywhere over 1,000 games that have
else. I love the stories I hear been published, so the
of grandparents playing with breadth of the gaming
parents and with the experience is extremely
grandkids. wide. The Wii continues to
Those are experiences that be the fastest-selling home
you can’t get elsewhere. console ever in the history of
That’s why we continue to the gaming industry in the
break records. “ U.S.”

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12-26-11 Swing your arms from side to side, do the Mario! - Since 2009
Nintendo Weekly with Hasfarr
Nintendo is planning to air
another “Nintendo Direct”
update today, hosted by
Nintendo President Satoru
Iwata. It is expected to
discuss the future of the Wii,
3DS, and Wii [U].
A similar update is expected
to be shown tomorrow, from
Nintendo of America
president Reggie Fils-Aime.
More details here:
http://www.gamerlive.tv/article
/nintendo-planning-another-
direct-announcement-special

14. The End
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Warp Pipe Forums Newspaper. Happy
Holidays! - Hasfarr

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