This document outlines various "laws" related to common experiences and occurrences. Some of the laws mentioned include: - Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. - Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. - Bell's Theorem: As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring. - Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine doesn't work, it will. - Wooly's law: When you are working late, the boss will never be around.