1. My Chemical Romance For
Dummies
By Tumblr user
killjoyathogwarts
this band ruined
my life

2. Gerard Way
• Gerd, Gee, Geezy etc
• He sings and says aww pickles
• He changes his hair a lot
• He’s sassy (like seriously omfg)
• Most people find him attractive bc he is
• He does comics too bc being good at
singing and attractive isn’t enough
Gerd and Lyn-Z

3. Frank Iero
• Frankie, Frnk, Fronk etc
• Rhythm guitarist/Band Whore
• Loads of tattoos and dogs
• Short lil shit
• He’s attractive too
• Loves MCR so much he’s a part of
it
If this isn’t
cute, leave
See, tattoos
w/ the wife
(Jamia)

4. Ray Toro
• Fro man, Frotoro, ToroSaurus…
• Lead guitarist/Backing Vocals
• Has a fro and adorable voice
• Full time job as a wee cutie
• He had a kid that was a secret for
about 3 months
• Released a solo song that is perf
Ray where did u go
Ray and Christa
qt

5. Mikey Way (Not Mickey)
• Mikes, Michael, Mikeywikey
• Bassist
• Master of pokerface
• Gerd’s little bro
• Has cool tshirts
• Loves unicorns
When he smiles it’s cute
Cool as fook
emotionless

6. I Brought You My Bullets, You
Brought Me Your Love (2002),
• First album, referred to as “Bullets”
• Demolition Lovers, Headfirst For Halos,
Drowning Lessons
• “Unauthorized duplication is a violation of
applicable laws and will result in Gerard
coming to your house and sucking your blood”

7. Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
(2004)
• Released on a bigger label
• Referred to as “Revenge” or “Three
Cheers”
• Helena, I’m Not Okay (I Promise), Thank
You For The Venom

8. The Black Parade (2006)
• A “rock opera” ok wikipedia said so
• For when you are sad
• Welcome To The Black Parade,
Teenagers, Disenchanted

9. Danger Days: The True Lives Of
The Fabulous Killjoys (2010)
• Basically all the mainstream twats know
these songs bc Glee
• Na Na Na, Sing, Summertime
• A sort of concept album about killjoys
and shit

10. Conventional Weapons
• Was written after TBP but they scrapped it then
brought it back and released it over 5 months
• Last album *cries forever*
• The Light Behind Your Eyes, The World Is Ugly,
Surrender The Night