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1. Just another day in Sarkar-land…

2. “Sarkar, aapne milne koi aaya hai”

5. “Ch*tiya**e ka ek bahut bada consignment
aane waala hai, ship se, Shikooti gaaon mein.
Aapka aashirvaad chahiye”

7. “Ek consignment ka bees lakh”

10. “Dekho Rashid,
Main nahin jaante tum Ram Gopal
Verma ki kaunsi film dekhke aaye ho.”

11. “ Ya fir mera Navrattan tel ya Boroplus
ka ad hi Dekhke aaye hoge…

12. “Lekin jabse mera launda jawaan hua
hai, ch**ti**pe ka saara karobaar
maine uske naam kar diya hai.”

13. “Ab main apne naam se toh
ch**tiy**a nahin hi karoonga”

16. “Aur karne bhi nahin doonga!”

17. Sir yahan pe ch*ti**pe ka qarobar
Sirf aap hi nahi karte !! Aur bhi hain

18. Jaa Raha hoon Ch**iya*e Ke Betaaj
Baadshaah Ke Paas….
….Aur Yaad Rakhna….Teri Keh Ke Loonga!

19. Rashid…tum Tension nahi lenge …
Main Sarkar se unke Life ka Sabse bada
Chu*iya*a Karayenge!

20. Later…

21. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

22. Ae Ramu…Ramu Please bol ismein
asli goli hai…Ramu…Ramu please!

23. Teri kah K
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