8. More people would have singed the guestbook, but when they saw X as one of the names they all thought they had already signed.
9. Where do I begin? I donât know whats more scary, This guy? Or the fact that heâs wearing a camo CLIP-ON tie and suspenders!! Heâs ready for huntinâ or board meetinâ at a moments notice!!
14. Ahh, the traditional âThrowing of the Bouquet of Swamp Floraâ Notice the usher havinâ a smoke on the campsite crapper.
15. Her vows: I promise to clean yer fish. You kill it. Iâll grill it Iâll love, honor and obey you, so you donât punch me in the face. I promise to pick vomit out of that beaver on your chin when you get too drunk every night. His vows: You got a real purdy mouth. Passinâ out in your bed after banginâ yur sister was the best thing that ever happened to me.
16. I now pronounce you husband and wife! Yâall go have fun nowâ ya hear!
17. Anyone seen a cake around here? We left it on the table and it seemed to blend into the surroundings..
18. How youâs doin little camera boy? Howâs about you come on around here and help me lay some pipe?
19. Next on Maury â DNA tests will prove, one of these men is this boys daddy.