Senator Franken is unable to attend an event on behalf of someone named Emily for her 30th birthday because he will be in Minnesota at that time. He appreciates being thought of and wishes Emily a happy birthday. The summary discusses the Princess Kay contest at the Minnesota State Fair, noting that unlike other pageants, these contestants are Midwestern farm girls genuinely interested in promoting the dairy industry they were raised in. It also lists some attractions at the fair such as the Butter sculptures, Giant Sing Along, Miracle of Birth Center, and Sweet Martha's Cookies.
6. The MN Congressional Delegation
On behalf of Senator
Franken, thank you for your
request. Unfortunately, Sena
tor Franken will be in
Minnesota at that time and is
unable to accommodate your
event. He did ask me to pass
along his sincere appreciation
for thinking of him, and he
wishes Emily a happy 30th
birthday.
Thank you for your
understanding.
10. Butter sculptures
You see, Princess Kay is the Minnesota Nice
princess. The Princess Kay contest is the antithesis
to the big-haired, spray-tanned, heels-and-
swimsuit pageants that also (somehow) still exist.
These girls are not crown-hungry divas clawing at
each other in uncivilized attempts at snagging the
coveted title and associated glory. These are
Midwestern farm girls. Their enthusiasm for the
dairy industry is genuine. These ladies really do
compete for this title at least partially—if not
primarily—to aid and honor the industry in which
they were raised.
11. Condom on-a-stick (TWSS)
•Pro-Choice Resources
•Only pro-choice booth
at the Fair
•Run an abortion
assistance fund, lead
advocacy efforts and
provide sexuality
education
•Facilitate a post-
abortion discussion and
support group