Read the class play here

1. Wj , i o , , o t o r . . H i , e v e r y b o d y , I sr+'"rillc h o f y o u h e r e k
_*-' upposeea W-,
.f:iasheard Goldilncks... Little RedRidingHood ... -,.
of Baby Bear:How do you think I feel?I'll missschooi.
ui Cinderella ' Snow White andtheSeven
.. Diarfs? - i ri n , n But we can'tstopthefairy-talecanwe?
l burdid youknow thatonedaytheymer? yes, they AeV*_L
did, andmanymore timesbesides. it was along 7
Oh, DaddyBear: You meanto teJlme thatwe just ignore
time agoin a farawaylandcailedBlunderiand. our breakfasts, jobs andour appointments, for
our io
Brunderrand
waswonderrur rtwas dby
a piace. rure a , lJ']1;,1::1t:1;T;l$*:t:tt.H;.Ti: H:t:"i'
- firn-loving
*
King who hada fun-lovingwife calledThe Who wrotefhii storyaryhow?
locla intobui house?
and
Queen, theyhad a fun-lovingsoncalledThe ,brot
Princel BabyBear: Er ... I thinkit was a ... a ... a ... oh
'emagain? ybah' huriran a
ch a "'
AIsoliving Brunderland time Gordi-
in atrhat was ol#t #il:all
lock. However,Goldilocks wasn,taiwaysasgoodas
gold asour storybook mightsuggest. Indeed-at times MammyBear: A what?
shecouldbe a horriblelittle wretch.But look ... see BabyBear: A human being- you know,those things
for yourselfbecause sheis, thatpestfro*qthe
here with no fur except theirheads.
on They think they
west, Goldilocks! t f ,/ owntheplaceandthatallanimalsaredumb.
b" 6
(Enter
Gotditocks.) v'i
{pd^b )-
/ Atreasi
I;::!^!r,;:;:fX'l,j:if,l;ff:#l:.rt
Goldiloclcs: sits toss-leggedhand. chin)l, m
(s/re to we'Il getsomeair.
feciupi No-oneto play withl N*o-one bullyl So-on.
to (E*it Bears.Goldilocksbreal freeze.Shelaughs
to thur::pl '
No-oneto mangle!StiU ... not a badday boldly.)
for tormentingbears.(.S/re
stands,spots bear
a
ho,use.)altootclAbearhousetTti'nti'irU?*l. ^ Goldiloclcs:Mmm...Ismellponidge.TbinkI'llnip
windovr!(Picksup a large srone... prercnAs throw '
b . in andgraba bite to eat.
and thenholdsa freeze-)
r r, rla;a Goldilocl<s:Mmm delicious. thinkl'll eatthe
... I
u-22-> wholelotl
(EnterNarrator.) the
with bowl in hand' she walkstowar'ds
(Stilteating,
'i%*rhink
Narrator: (looksat Gotd,itocks at aud.ience)
rhen see i,l[ give Red RidingHooda
whatl.mean?fy*.y,earlierthatmorningrherewas
ri";di tq --
hhle '
:}i'jil111'-H::';..o^^-.-.^..,, get up?If
il'[ammyBear; Dddy Bear,would you ever --.-.-qrE : @iatsinumbl'';
thecardoesn't startyou'll be latefor work, thepoor
childwill be latefor school,andI'll missmy appoinr-
mentwith thevet.
t*
(EnterDaddyBear.)
4.r,rt
'y0#
z'*QWot
Daddy Bear:Younever moaning. nagnag
stop Nag; f >:F:-'-
... morning,
noon nighrlWhere's ponidge?
and rny you
Hood.. betit waslMy ne.1:oro{
;t/ M Riding
(tr{ammy
Bear handshim a bowl and. spoon.)
a bikeli a dingerlRight,whereshallwe srart?
''
Ivfammy ear:Now who's moaningandnagging?
B
Goldilork: Tjrechairs?
R ed RidingHood: Right!
(EnterBaby Bear.)
"ii*:;:nli:ru;::ilJ.nli1:r.::iJi:i':"ib*,r'i;i::;::{#
in thebook'
4un,
| -fl
:' They aboutlaughing')
'ease' Thel about
fatl
fall laughin'
r ' '
irtamryyBeal; Whatbook? "
C%aajlocks: tharwasgreat.
Oh,
Bab7Bear:itsaysinthebookthatwethreebearsgo<
for a rvaik conveniently Goldilocks come
ahd allorv to
Red RidingHood:Sure was. ,t , ,
in andwreck house.
the
Goldilocl<s: bears'
I hate I tI I
Dadtly Eear:Go a walk?
for what about job?
my ll''tl<A
*oodr I hatewolves' of ihemGf
one
t,|vfantmy And my appoinrment thevet?
Bear; wirh
E'r!#,1*r
i

2. oldilocks:No he didn't. In thestorv vour Crannv 'tYol.f
2: Yeah,you know - bobksandfairytales.
wasn'teaten. Baby Bea.r:O.h, you meanhumanbooks.iegends,
-
myths,fair;'tales all that Crimm stuff?
and
RedRiding Hood: Qh, thatwas only thepublished
story.The foliowing day the Big Bad Wolf came 1lo{
!: Exactly!Well, we gor on thephoneto theKin
back,spottedGrannyhangingout her bloomers, and a.nd Queen andPrinceof Blunderland. Thev said .
Snap... onebiteandbye bye Granny! they'dbe delighted comearoundto discuss
to the
matter with us.
Goldiloctcs:Is true,Red?
that
BabyBear: What time will they be here?
RedRiding Hood:Hey, Goldiel I'm a humanbeing.
Would I lie? lYolf 1: Oh, in aboutthreeseconds.
Goldilo clcs Soundspretty painful.
:
WolvesandBears:
ene... two ... three...
RedRidingHoodr you bet.you could hearher
screaming miles.
for (Loud bangingon door, Enter King,
eueen and
(Theyhear voices.) Prince of Blunderland) .
Hey,who's that? Mammy Bear..Bangon time! Comein, your
majesties.
Goldilocks:Dunno. Must be the Bears.Irt,s hide.
-
A&,
(They'spamperof to hide.) ;;;;i6 King: Hi, there, hairyfuny forestfriends! ,
oh
yar:to.r: But-it wasn't the Bears. wastheirfriends
It €%rves andBears: Heilo, fleshy royal ones.
I
" rne iyolves,
who wantedto tell theBearsabouta very
important meeting. (Theynod, shake pawslhandsetc. TheKing helpsthe
Queeninto her seatand stan^ on her rigit. Tie
(Exil Narrator. Enter Wolves,) Prince sitson her lap suckinghisttumb. The atrimals
sit ot thefloor facing them.Baby Bear and the prince
lYo[ I : WherearetheBears? eye eachother menacingly,)
lYolf2:Don,t know.Their car is parkedoutside.
they'vegonefor a stroll. S'trrng.ttrougir,
this Prince:Mammy.
Y.yb:
place a bit of a mess.
is
Queen:yes, love?
lYolf 3: I hopethey'll be backfor themeeting.
Pince:I don'tlike ,em.
IVolf 1: Yes indeed. - I
Today is the dayfor serting
Qiein:Why,love? |
therecordstraight.
I
to front stage;addresses aud.ience.) Prince:'Cos have hairon ,emand
Y"lF they all theysmell.
l ne humans haveaccused of blowing down
me
belonginsro threelittle pigs. Baby
lgr_t:r Bear:Who youcalling
are hairyandsmelly,
lYolf 2.:(walksto frout stage.)nna they accused me * , . youbaldylittlewhipperrnupprr? till I get
Wait my
of terrifyinga little boy calledpeter.nd his Grandad. paws ya!
into
lYotf3: (w,alks front.)Thehumans
to accused of
me
eatingRedRidingHood,sGranny. .,{mq borh for eacltother,butmotlters
go and.
intervene peace restored.) fatlters
and b
(To other wolves.) . King:Well,now,my good friends, believe have
I you
Hey,did you hcara noise? a problem.
(Enter Bears. Tlrcy exchangebear hugsandpaw_ MamnyBear: (sfterrses)your majesty, some
for
shakes.) years thehumans been
now have writingterrible
whichtheycall,fairytales'.
stories These stories
alwaysshow humans Ue
to wonJeifuJ ui animafs
ana
Babl,Beo,r: Wolves.
Hi, What'sthescene? to bedreadful.
Ilolf 1: Weli, Baby Bear,we thoughtit was abour '
Wolf2: Yeah, mean wasaccused terrifyine
I I of
time therecordwassetstraight. - I
perer.
somqjeriecalled I
-- b'8'1
illantntyBear; The record? 'Wolf I
3: I amsupposed have
to eaten Granny.
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ryfpgoe_surouod.u,cr,ng.. *r^, _, _,
rurammy
B r*y*i"i;'fuffi"# :
ea.
trrult'Irt!Desr.' rlley InrnKI cao't evenmakeponidg-e
?-
^,i n,
tr::i;iffi,ffxr,
tsffiIi#{,#
"-
u0noxw.us!They'llonlybe theoneswio gJi
&ed
inmyqueue'
around
laal.a.ey: gooks scratching t rorY{o?on
s his / ^ nwaiting
:rtreyitrlntsuiiioi aop"r
rt , sll, up: rwo
" ? {,j.lf::: tle neighbours.
annoy {:u "*,r@.Lur dooing
//will
(A'IIanimatsn'odand'agreewith each other') 1:
ob.noxio^, *.an',u*r,orro,u. .uggot to call us
King:(rises) ugly'
Comenow,my goodcreatures, all
not i
fairytalesareit suchbad taste.We havemany more
chaming fairytal"r;r,n #rr#ii."0"","?.,tii" ogs
r"t, I Brutal:Yeah heeveu totha.t little
and talks dirty
- ""' cin-
in tha* - --r noanimalswhich ,na
ia them and --:__, -
_- I clers'
ders. I
you ioui I I
families enjoyl
can
I I fo, both giggte.) |
Wolvesand Bears..Really?
Obnoxious:Comealong,Brutal darling.Let,s put
- . the
Yes.Forexampieihave ever poor mbn out of theirmisery.
Queen: you heard
of
'Cinderella'?
Brutal: Oka1,, pet,
ebnoxious leadthewavto thebus
.4,/I;'Cinderella'? sropr
(.LW)
(Giggling, they leave.Enter Cinders.)
_Ellt ]ggf Is thatumbrella,s
cousin?
MammyBear:
Ssh,BabyBear.
Sorryabout
that, Cinders: was her,Buttons, was her! Shesaid
It it she
Queen. carry
Please on. thought might havea problemandshe'dbe
I overin
abouUesiseconds.
Queen: it's a iovelystory,
Oh, isn'tit, darliq.g? r I
-
King: lt certainly my sweet andyoushallall see
is,
it. BringonCinderella!
(Theyall leaveand sit at thefront of the
.aunonsi
wtrlC.,g.rr..un*
cr"r"st
_ ^ft
Lrry Crnaers;
ffr'UglySisters going rhe and
are to ball I Cinders: FairyGodmother,
Oh, you,ve idea
no how
t can,tgo. miserabieam.My nnoUgiy Sisten
I have gone the
to
I ball andI'm left behind
covered muckanddirt,
in
Buttons:Why
not? dressed ragsandfeeiing
in reallyblue.
I
Cinden-Look me I'm filthyand haven,t a
at I I got Fairy Godmother:Yes, areabit messy
you looking
thingtowear. aren'tyou?
I
i
Buttons: seeyourpoint.(Siebawls
I evenloud.er Cind,ers:What I going do?
am to
now.) listen,
But sureiy
you've a FairyGod- I
gor
motnerl pudding you go
lairy Godmotler.. problem,
No pie.
to thatdooroverthere,
ciose behind hrocksix
it you,
Cjnd1rc:Yes,of course have. been
I I've tryingto times say:
and
ringherail ngming butshe's norans*eririg
just th.
phone.Nobody loves Notiven you,Bunoni!
me. *- DirtyCinders dirtynomore
ain't ET
Buttons:Thar's tnse! ff,$t/ l-,H.t"ty * shewaiks
,lrough door.--u1;
the
nor (phone ringsoff
stage, '>
tL"fi lVaitlThat's phonet
youanswer
the
it?
tviaybe hir. ivi,yioo,,
it's
'
Buttons: goodness,
) | h a nsrqrt ut uilf.i ' l
My Cinders, lookabsolutely
you
e%
vw ,
Fairy Godmof&er:Yes,you do, my doteyhonev. Just
Cinders:
Okay, it,ll probably a wrong
bur be nurnber. onething though. backby midnigit or else.'..
Be
-- (E:it Fairy Godmother.
Loud bangingat door.)
Obnorious:
We're to rhe toniqht.
otf ball
kuqtr,^tc

4. I
lv
brella: Yho's that? 5, )' rr t r c e l' at ila sI t c tts-Loo Ltrt gsil//istutgu Uus: U Ett,
I
.. you'reeve worse.I wouldn'tdancc with either
n of
e-Eoes door and looksout,)
to -, you if you weretheonly two womenleft on earth.
It's a coachrnan sixwhitehorses.
with Cinders.
vou're Besides, toniehtI've fallenin lovewith ... whatthe
goingrorhebail. ;
-
lwasher*name? dicln'ttell me. (Roars.)
She
FrJi- d n*tC Detectives HoundandDos comehere!
Buttons:I betshemeets handsilme
a princeandfalls
in lovewith him. Ah well, if that'swhal makes
hoppy, thenso be it!
(Exit Brutons.
EnterNarrator.)
r.a::
C^,1" F t".9 C
You called,
m'lord?
At your service,
your eminence,
PrinceFantasticus-Lcok;n;snnshingaDus; want you to
I
Narqator:That night at the ball PrinceFa
tracethelady with whom I spent, evening
the dancing.
Lookingsmashingabus take eyes
couldn't his off
Cinderella. D og : Y erywcll sir. (Takesoulnote book.)Ller.name?
-Lookingsmoshin abus; Do vou
P i nceF antasticus g P rince Fantaslicus-Lookin
g.smashingaltus; didn't say.
She
comehereoften?
Dog: Oh.Her address?
Cinderella:Only whenmy Fairy Godmothersends
me here.
(Theybothgiggle.) i
Pi n ceF anta sticut-L ookingsmashi ng abus.'Any
s
chancc me walkingyou home?
of
Hou,nd:I-et's get this straight'You want us to find a nameless,
Cinderella:Hardly. addressless,
phone-numberless person?
P rinceF an tasti us-Lo oking snrash g abusrWhy?
c in P ri n ceF anI ast i cus- Lookin gs n:rl,sin g abus,.yes. (M u Ies to
h mb
himselfl Well . .. muybeI'm a bit hard of hearin (Loudlyto
g. de-
Ciy!e_r.el!1:live sixty-three
I miles away. tectives) That'swhatI
ouf uou for, to solvethi tc
unsoivable,
P rinceF antasticu e un
s-Lookingsnnshingahrs,,Oh, well, -possible fi ndable,. o fi {.r";;, ;f' : ;; scov er.a Ie, ro rhak
.[d,ttr r b
pcrhaps phoncnumber
a whereI couldcontact theimpossibl"! e
vou, N;*;d;iilJii porriur._ solve,find
We could catcha movie, or go to the fairgrounj, anddiscover! i
nibblesomecandy-floss, up a Big lr{ac.,.. ,
pick
Dog: Any cluesat all? ]
Cinderella:Why, thSt,dibe nutffi
sure, gr..t. Prin ceF an|asti ctts_Lookin gsmash ga brs., none
in No,
:ouldyou tell me thetimi? at all. Wait,there one.That'sherslipperl
is (pointsto
fallen slipper.)And shedid say tharslie lives sixty-
i n ceF an tasti tts.Lookingsnrc shin abus: Ah,
c g tlrree milesaway.
'elax, , J
it's earlyyet.
)inderella:How early?
ffi y'sixty-three
:'J-:
iil5ffil,H f, ff,H,
mile radius.
xTiTxJ
f,'
Thatshouldn't too difticurt,
be
o.
tri n ceF an tasti s-Lookingsnrcs i g s^t'l should Hound?
it,
cu h n ab us:It'{about
r{tr seconds midnight.
to /
3
I{owd: No problem,Dog!
'inderella:
What? P rinceF an tasticus-Lookirr rtras gabrs;Get
gs lin
Trinc on to
eF an rasticus-Lookin
gsmashi us: Where it at onceandIet me know whenyou'ie foundher.
ngab JrZl Narrqtor:
! she Wry didshe Wasit s;merhingsaid? .
go? go? I
(A,s speaks,Hound and Dog minre an interyiew at
he
Fnoxious:Ah, her.She,s a door of a lrcuse.They tunt away and
forgct boring.
,,^ :'I1*' faceaudience
uahmorecxciling. whenNamator linishes.)
Giveusa dancc, lenJt-,re-
oh
Edtpone. llound and Dog sniffedout everyclue,but kept
corning against
up brick walls.dvery womanin the
.PrtqL!1
{.ret
Incei lost. country seemed be theownerof theslipper.
to
J.+#:;;rosr. Heprcferssomeone a bir f---
rvith (Exit Narrator.)
.. stylc.
Don'tyou,srveetie. let'sboogie!
Now
I{o.und:Well, Dog, that'severyhousesixty-three
milesfrornthepalace. What clowe do nowi

5. 'lhat
Hound: Royalfigule?You meanroundligure!
ten
wouldn't fit you if it was stretched times.
slipper
-7 Takeit off at onceandgive it to her .. . thequiet
-! Prettyone.
Dog; i dunno.I'm afraidto go backto baie' Hc canbe
Fantasticus-Lookingsmash
really meanat times,that ?r-ince (Pointsto Cinders.)
.ingabus!What'sthatnoise?
Brutll:H.ul Butthat'sCindels!
and
(Enterobnoxious Brutal, Cind,ers
slapping around. head
the
! :illtl !'i;iiii;ii'::!
andpitshingher,)
o.bnoxious; oniyasmall
She's cinocf
soot-sweeping
r "i"&:9, ,
cieaner'
obnoxious(ou4t"tlit+bffuC'
.l
/ r -^ ----- '-- .^t
Brutat:you brat! didn,t creankitchen
iittre why you the noor
Iast night? f,:iij;Jj||*J#,n:}jj,:"rt,|,T,!ii:ffiil.-^i""S
tlts rtur's rur r'e'rvreur
do it!
.
lbnoxious:Yeah, wherewere you? shoereluctantly.Cinders
@rutal hands Cindersthe
up')
triesit on and stands
cinders:I went to bedearly.I hadan awful headache.
Brutal:you,il have onewhenwe're finished Cinders:ithink it's a little tight.You see, dirced so
I
"*ors"
*i,t yoo.
(Thq,'re just aboutto give her a beatingwhenHound Call lhe Princel We've found ber!
Dog: (escitedty)
callsthem.)
' Hound: (roars)Prince Fantasticus-l'ooking
Hound: Ladies, ladies, -
please no violence!Now " smashingabus!
then, Now, ladies,it is our duty asper'
that's better. * - --- ---:^r-r
PrinceFantasti' Dog:Thatwas quickl
,oJ a.t..tiues to His Wonderfulness You bet -
cus-Lookingsmashingabus find the owner of this
to Pince Fantasticus'Lookingsmashingabzs:
aid is-adingerl lt's herl She'sa little
siiver siipper.Shewho fits the shoeshall fit theiole
rrr u' Juue'rq' ^* r'v rv ."^,*y n* hearing
'(
of princess. {airty,uof,"iti, I goodbar of souptil-. *tJ::::::,
my rnncessl
" dreis-making,add a nice'@g ';'-Yes'
By theway, what'syour name'r p''1t2
mine! It's got me written ail overit!
Obnoxious:It's
Brutal:How couidit be '''t wheuit's just asking
yours Cinden' But you cancall me Cinderella'
Cinders: r
iormv foot'
left can come in
*,,., ffi.t't,flifffL.oo sottoos. he tolive
(Thq push and shove each other in their effortsto the palacetoo?
grab theshoe from theHound.) bfH r ^^,.!--ot
b'!io
PrinceFantasticus'Lookingsmashingabus:oi
t[r..*,J aftermy
Dog; Ladies, please. One at a time.Good.Now would course can.I needsomeone look
he to
-vouplease down andwait your turn.
sit
q vteq'r
Abnoxious: fits, oh it fits. lt's so comfie,oh,it's like a cieannappY
It "'-" "^"t Buttons: can I what?They don't call me Jockey
on a baby,sbum.I,m goingto marrya prince. thewav'boss'
'"ffiryy;n t*:ttt:
Dog:r'mafraid getnoughr of tenfor that
you out tittteact.Nate
theElephantwouidhaveabetterchancethanyou'Nowtake.itoffxah&oiAid-gutsswhat'folks?Yes'you
afrytl
andgivethatbrutal-iooking
sister yoursa chance. -
of LY.V,^: - they all livedhappill,evgr 1 17
Nt flot -? ?)d-/ k (" 9*h huu'
'" King'
Brutal:Howyou my sweetie?
did know name,
;_ _ X:i:(:f;:j,_
aueenanafl'f" "in:;::lry;!:Bears'
Hurry we
Dog; up. haven't all
got dav. CJ{+ W&*"i4:ffK
Brutal:Ooh I feltthatl
... -' Xing; did story)'
Well, youlikdthat 1^
f"c(-
r (Slreis aboutto fight but looksat Dog and Hound Wolf 1: It was brilliant!
who are in no moodfor any more nonsense. tries
She lYolf 2z Fantastic!
",
'ontheshoe')
'llt's
wo{f3:superr
perfect. goodness, made thisslipper.
Oh I was for
ilhank vou,God, turning intoa royalfigure,
for me Bear:Veryinteresting.
Daddy
i il,Iammy (Wipes from eyes.)
BearzTouching. tear
i
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6. t-
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abyBear: I lovedit, especially Ugly Sisrers.
the Retlection: Not you, you horrible-lookingcowl
yourmajesties, alwaysthought
You see, we you
humansthought you wereall beautiful.
that llicked Queen:What areyou talking about?
Whatare
yousaying?
DaddyBear: All humans
look thesameto me.
Reflection:It's quitesimple.Up untii now you used
IvlanrmyBear; Do you haveany morewonderful to be themostbeautiful womanin all theland.But
like that- with horriblehumans them?
stories now I'm afraid thatyourlovetystep-daughter Snow
in
White is morebeautiful.
Prince:Thousandsl
Wicked What?
Queen: That'scrazy.
Millions!
Queen:
Retlection:Sorry.I may be a Magic Mirror but I have
' to tell the truth.
Haveyou everheard ,Snow
Xrng; Quintrillions! of
lVhite andthe SevenDwarfs'?
lYickedQueen: Guards!Take it away.
I (Enrer Guards.TheyremoveMirror.) C .,/
ilnlfL I0, l{;(o
.All:Nol t .fz/ lr
(., Huntsman! (EnterHarry Huntr^on.1 )y'9
King:Bring on the'SnowWhite' story.Comc, hlw)
f{iends, us sit andwatch morefun in Blunderland!
let Huntsman: You called,your highness.
Narrator: Seeher?That's theWickedeuein.,Do you know SnowWhite to theforestand
lYickedQueen.'Take
why shg'smad angry? Well, you see,sherecentlymarried Leaveher for dead.
chopout her heart.
the King. He andhis first wife had a beautifulchild called
SnowWhite.Whenhis wifedied, the King marriedagain.
Huntsman: But, your highness,
that'smurderin the
His new wife, here(Fnsbwickd Oueen) usedto bb themost
beautiful womanin theland. Every day shewould askher first degree.
h{agicMinor whowasthefairestof themall.The Minor usedto
repll','You arethemostbeautifulin all theworld!' But one lYickcdQueen:Justdo asyou're told, Huntsman,
or
davthe Queen a nasg shock.(Exit Narrator,)
got you toowill getthechop.
bring in my Magic Mirror.
lllickedQueen.'Guards, (Both exit.EnterNanator.)
Guard1: Will thatbe all, Madam?
Narrator: And so poorHarry Huntsman hadhis
lf ickedQueen:
Yesl Now get out! orders chopout SnowWhite's heartandleaveher
to
'i
for deadin theforest.But the question wasHarry
is:
your mostwonderfulone.
Guard2: Certainly, Huntsman hard.X.enoughhatchet
to hearts heart-
so
lessly?
Guard1: Justcall if you needus,Madam.
Guard2: Yeah, just give us a shout. | - y
- (Exit Narrator. Enter Snow lWite with Harry Hunts-
* man.)
lYickedQueen:Get out! {
(Exit Guards.)
Now, then,whathavewe here? SnowlYhite:You've beenvery quiettoday,Harry.Is
theresomething yourmind?
on
lYicked Queen: Okay,let's begin.
Ir,[irror.Mirror on my wall, Huntsman:No, oh prettyone.
Who is the fairest and the most gorgeous
of them all?
1^r' -
Snow|Yhite:You seemvery downhearted in fact,
quitebrokenhearted.
Not you,you ugly-lookingbat.
Reflection:
Htrnlsman:(he brealudownin tears)Oh, Snow
White,I haveinstructions chopout your heartand
to
lYicked How dareyou!
Queen: leaveyou for deaddeepin the forest.The Wicked
- Queen jealous yourbeautY.
is of
(Slrcslaps cheeks at thesametinre
Reflection's
slaps back.)
Refiectiotr her
SnowlYhite: that'scrazy.l'm only eight.
But
i}ollr; Ouch!Don't do thatagainl
Iluntsnan: I know,but she'ssojealous mind's
her
gonewild. Shewantsyou dead.Finito, Caput.Bye
lYicked l-et'sstartagain.
Queen: byeforever!
Mirrorin mv hall
Ivlirror. But, Harry,you'renot goingto ...
Strowll'hitc:
Whois theprettiest them
of all?

7. Htntsmii: Of course not,I haven'igot theheart. But Rellection:Not you, you wrinkledwartface!
I cen'tbringyou backto thepaiace we'll bothdie.
or
I')ljust leaveyou here.I know there'sa gangof '
White?With herourof theway who couldpossibly
dwarfsaroundheresomewhere. They'll find you soon -o
be morebeautiful
thanI?
andprobably ^ A
adoptyou. Goodbye, little one.
'
(ExitHarry.)
ff,.^$nr<,a ReJlectio: SnowWhire
n !
lYickedQueen.' she'sdead. Harry Huntsman
But chopped
Snou'lYhite: Comeback,Harry!Harry ... Oir no,I'm out her heart.
all alone, wait.What'sthatI hear?.. . thepitter-
But
patterof tiny voices.It mustbe - the SevenDwarfs. Reflection: no he didnlt.
Oh
AttD*'arfs: Y"h((q I
I I ll I lYickedQueen:What?
h' 'rfr/'
Hi Ho,Hi Ho, ReJlection: hadn'tthc heartto chopout her
He
It's off to rvorkwe go, 'heart.
Weworkall daybutgetnopay,
HiHo, Hi Ho,Hi Ho,Hi, Ho. WickedQueen..Then chopout his. Guards,
I'll get
Harry Huntsman bring me an axe!
and .
Dv,arf1: Hey.Who thehell is she?
Guard1: Too late,your highness, Harry's hopped
D v a r f 2 : M y G o d ,s h e ' s a l l !
t it on horseback.
Dx,arf3: Prettytoo! lYickedQueen..Takethis mirror away,I'm going to
find SnowWhite myself.I'll give her this poisoned ^t
Dtarf 4: Prettyawful! apple.Whensheswallowsonebite;shewill sleep Vf
-
Dx'arf 5 : Ah shutup, Grumpy, WickedQueent: Tell me, dear,would you know where
I might find the Number22 busstop?
Dx'arf 6: Don't mindhim, he'salwaysgrumpl'.
He
hates
everybody.
SnowWhitezSure.Yori walk four miles east,You
'Numbe{ 7
cometo a hugeoak treewith a sign saying
Dwarf 7: Who hateseverybody?
22 busstoptwo milesnorth'- you can'tmissit.
/
All Dx'arfs: Ah rvakeup, Dozy!
lYickedQueen:Oh thankyou, little girl: Please take
this appleas a present from me for your help.
Dv'arf 1: Now, dear,don't worry.lf you'relostwe'll
SrrotvlYhite: Oh thanks! l,{:i:rn ... I love apples.
take1'ou home.We know this forestlike thebackof
(Takes hugebite.) Aaghaagh!... (Shefalk to the
our hands, don'twe, boys?
floor, holding onto the apple.Shekeepsthe apple she
hasbitlen in her mouth.)
AII Dwarfs: Suredo!
WickedQueen:Ha ha ha! Now that'stheendof her.
(EnterNarrator.)
Ha ha ha ho ho ho!
Snou'lYhite; it's not thateasy.
But All Dwarfs:Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work *. Snow
Whitel
( {Strcntinres es:plartation. Dwarfs mf,ue,e-l'
an The
f_sponse,) ) Dtvarf6: Quick,call Doc!
Narrator: SnowWhite explained problemto Doc
her
andtherestof thedwarfs,They told lrer not to worry, D*'art 1: I'm here.(Hefeelsher pulse.)
andjust asHarryHuntsman predicted theyadopted
her.Sheworkedin theirtiny cottage keptit nice
arrd Dx,arf2: Is shedead?
andciean. that'snot theendof thislittlestorv.
But ')
Dwarf 1: No. But she's a deepsleep. reckon
in I she'll
'
(Exit Narrator,SnowWtite atrd. 2" years.
onehundred
be like thisfor about Unless...
Dwarfs,Enter
Guardscarrying Rcflection, WickedQueen.The
ninte gamebehveen lYickedQueenand Reflectiort what ...?
AllDvarfs: Unless
beginsagain)
princecancomealong
Drvarf 1: Unlessa handscme
' in a flashl
lYicked
Queen:
Dwarf 2: But wherearewe goingto find sucha guy
in this forest?
lr{irror,
Mirroronthewall
; Whois thefairest them
of all?
j
I
i

8. whar'srhat
Queen: noise?
/uick:you caried, littjeones?
oh t
nceFiashinquick! yousomeone
staying
here themoment,
f:::;r"^"t at
'inquick:
Theveryman!what seems
to w+ft: pfr.Maybeit,s bursiars.
at Snow White,)
-
w '-"""' " t"'E'J Mammy Bear" No. This
teePmg beauty! problem!
Noprobtem! is a Iovery
tlrj,r *"nrn;g,"r.ii'rE"E neighbourhood
-
head the
and piece apple out'
of '
E"n'"wakes
wntre falls nony aear: rknow.ui.t Gordilocks
up') i it,,
[o,,y fri;n; i;;-n.a dndher
nioing Hood.comeout
white: prince!
Mv messers ler's il;;;y;rn,!1",., here
and bd
i;;.*.
';::;';;"1"]1,0""""' D_addy
Bear; Hold it, son.
"- - "stLQunasnndsinfr ontofBa!
/ A I I Dwa r f s : M y g o o d n e ss!
(l vrl C ?t(- t.,
^A,
L'
Lt^K4
tr.,ffirliouthishandandstandsinrrontqr
u::r l,
r m::ii$,:1.!:-"1Yhite mer hero,in.J. ii., f *':;:"*:;
t animals llo:" Iand
where and
peopre
married following.y.:k
the should together
live """
i" it"g. .Jrrr"";fin. i" lr#"ii.'
Flashinquick paiace. the "
All dwa-r-fs-ati-nd.O.Oo.
wasbest manandtheyall hadr gr;;;; BabyBear: But,Dad,they
Apart,rhat- started
it.
is' fiom Grumpy!snow white, frin., rirrrri,iqui.t
7 Daddy
Bear; I know, we can,t
oi-r'i'na' I
::.rt'1l,','""ry,ffffiTtil'r".'.o,!|j 'na, - ? i ,r,'t,io"y Y€butthe oran to continue.
wc s€€r rastafford
*.,u.seen rrrior-rny in
" "):4T"JL troubie
,.;:"'": rvhitercast vtusl9-ei';;.'il",i.
Jnow
Exrt indNarrator. -{ff^rl
Enter
xirg,
Prince,wolvesandBears.)
Queen,
, !j:!,yrotrue, Daddy
to sayfor yourseives?
Bear.
whath: youtwo got
lve
BabyBear: Thatwasa fabulous
story' Gordirocks:*.':: sorry,
Bears, we didn,trearise
---"' but wr
vur
Mammy Bear;It brought thatanimais feeiinis.-
had
tears my eyes.
to sucha
sweet
littlegiri.
DaddyBeai: I lovea happyending.
rl'olf 1: How manyof these my Granny'ttt".:_t
stories there? ,rr.
are attacking I wr l1o.. ".p ,*'r, uoou,
her. ,ou
y,rl,llli"ktheycourdrearycatchonamongthe
::Hiff'ffij::J$iJ'Jd:$ff';::i,:':#,
animal
children Blunderland.
in
iii#!"'r.',T,T{HilTJrff;:ff1::r';.
odd animalprogramme. #*ir*ii*#itiiff:;:r;it,: rrv'r t'E consider'
Attackinggrannies
ii1 giu. nl. a bad
name.
j;,;,',n]il,:;ll,l,if
:'if'v;#,r,l;:'.',[ffut:d ii;,yl'^ purrn,Hey,
stalk'.
0*?.t/"|hfu
_-. i think time!
it,s
Queen:'Rumpeistirtll*, , ,l
Prince:,AJi ,AJaddin,s iF %Cr;
, . I-.g1ol. d//;rime what?
ror
Baba', ,<
King: i'uteu
r-ook, ,"",*nr,
*f*iIffi togoand happiry afrer.
fr[sAtf,ko'Queen:Time rive ever
r:ri^rt*''
Babv ver at
Bear:No, watch)
(Looks
i:,'li,l,':""!!iffi:ili*fiil.'**:n:i;,.*
'i'"i.i.'.'ito",.
' :ilSi1l?,',:ii.'J;
' rI: ,l
"'cnrnvolve and
or,n.
you rewriti
.4//:
No?
honcsriyl iii.* *o*
u.o,,":to" There still
are three
Bear:Hey youcould oursrory.-v'errvLr.
]..aby ... ,Boldirocks seconds.
call and
d'u ine
the Ail: Three
' hree
Super
Bears'. ... trvo,.. one... ByEl
ByEl ByEl
l]'otf3: you could my story
cali ,Littie
,Me WonderWojf,. Dreaded
RidingHood
ets

9. 2
Kto,B
..,j,jiHrLLERi .r.,,.
.i:.MILLER I S' DAUGHTER
RUMPELSTTLTSKIN
t{EssENcnReffir eu4fp
STORY TELLER
llved a K1ng. He was
had one .Jaurt, he ioveadi:-;;-";"'ii*ululj"Et*rlir[l : sood Klng but he
get n o r e . / o n e d a v b l s n e sse n fe i was iii- lt"""tr ' age] aDout how he could
HTILER, bou are such a good sweet chird. vou turn/cver'r, r
paea, -vJ"-iiv*tiii
good_sweetchild you i"iriZ"erythlng
into gold.
|+ffl3tl ;,,::"^:Tasserati
MTLLER : Hush chlld!
##u!;=iJi"r'lfl"n e .
SToRYTELLER And
: do you know the nessenger rushed back to
tell the Klng. ilre parace to
the vilrase word rhe
the is,
K r N G :W e l l ! w h a t ' ! s k e e p i n g y o u ? r e t c h n"riT
iiiiiry!lg,".ir::i,*:*":il;"n::::"";l:".g i r r -cne-
HE SS EN G E R e s yo u r u l j e i ti t_ rtri i -rniir u#- vour
: y at once !
K I N G: I ' l . I d a n s e a j i g _ i f i h r s w o r k s . HaJesty.
s,W6aptue-.messe-fg"e?t6tr -]'r-a
KrNG: Nowdeai, ru! alons into rnv rri}'ui"fi" f cffine?r rhe sirr.
and a little heap oFstrai i o r y o u "5ii"r,"p;-i;;G-lei .
a spinrng wheer
to spln into sold ";
DAUGHTER, i
""ii";';i_;;ril"j!5.i"'-'3oi?.tn":lt;"n:::.
Krl{G : Jaretlr ! guaid'the 6oor carefully
ionight,
away. sh€ migrrt }rant to r*n
G A UR D y e s s i r ! Wh a t e ve r yo u say Slr .
:
D A UGH T E R o h F i ss! w h a t ao n
: - m.r-g otng to do? How can r .do som ethinggr at
irlrposslble. (starts to cry) -- - rs
a6aii'
: w e l l ll ttl e " si rl ' w r,a i -- tir to you
;:$:t sive r ne if r tur n ur is hay inro
DAUGHTER am,,"iy noor.ll (*,0* oofui*f *o ftua ld$..
: r
rins
sXil:ii'-T"I 3ff;:":n:":"1d vo"i'irt#'' e'1"voui rI
lgYfEL : Risht - 1"! me set crackins ?- , Qof$
:I3:XT:1":*;-:: e r ! t 1 e r n g a s p ' " ' i ",;g soon C t | . l I e a q y .
nuu
D A U G H ? E R : H e r T.:'I:1 i:::_n:1r-:" i i a : " . i I " f f i | t EG":lr-ef/Hiread ready.
STORY The s,trange lit$
: man aisapp""i"6l in tlie
open the workroom. mor-ning the klng cane ro
Kiltg :- opeu up Jareth, t@.
go!.d thread. Hhat is this f see { spools of
Tha'u rs rarrffii""i *or" g"rdl-i w111 think of sone
reward for you later. al y
DAUGHTER your Highness please fetl)ffe go [ome
:
KfNG:Not yet. Tonlght you will spin t"i"t-as much, or f'll have your head
so see to it !
' -*A
,'.''
I

10. &
' ,'i; ;
:' i,
]t ,
Lv-
'
,j"
..,
naq->
'--)-
: Oh Sir rt,s rnpdilibiS.l
: Ndbense ne dear. .tlretb You fiuard the nllIer' s daughterT€6alght.
GUARD! Yes Your HaJestY.
DAUGHTER O dear, what w111 I do ?
;
4
RU'|PEL : Oh - here I an aga1n, tbls tlne Ir11 have that lovly ndchlace that
yourre wearing.
DAUGHTER Oh have ltt
: f donrt care anylnore.
sToRyTELLEn : so once nore tbe funny lltt1e nan sat down at the sPtnnlng
wheel and worked for a few hours. In the nornlng all was ready.
KING : Gaurd open up. tthy - yes nore gold He.Ll-done-Jy dear. Just one
nore tlme lf you do thls you !t111 be ny Queen'
DAUGHTER Pllase donrt aak Ee to do 'tbls your Hajesty'
:
KING: Thls is the last tlne. Jareth gaurd the doorltonlght
DAuGHTER tonlghi
: lft.i" ii nothlng I can do' :";
RUMPEL oh yes there ls.
: t^-Y
' DAUGHTER oh no there lsn't.
: V
-RUMPEL Do you pronise ne whatever I ask'
:
fiioijliit* i""ii'r have nothine to sive vou. .
s r r f h' t ' ( ^
I nuMpsl : That is not what r ask.
I ijeijiHieR ; i-nive'nottrlns, but I suppose I'11 give vou Xh[t Y]u ask.
t+uupsL : Right tt is done ! ;. t ,l- tl
s@o*-(.eL >cc5
: KING: lfell now-ai-e you mi deJr, yon look pale but we will be narried soon.
4
S T O R Y T E L L E R : A ns o t h e y
d vtere.The Klng spent rnuch of his tine naklng his I
wife happy.The followi.ng year the Queen gave birth to a beautlful baby
g1rl.She was thrilled.
- KfNG:Now we have everything.
r,,f-.
STORYTELLER:Butthat night the-little f u n n y m a n c a m e to see the ygung
Queen.
I RUMPEL: f ,nr here to colleqt. f 'lI have the baby.
. D A U G H T E R : N o tu r b a b y a n y t h i n g
o else.Oh please slr I never dld you any
harn.why would you harm ne.
RUMPEL:TeII you what if you can tell ne teIl rireny nane at the end of three
days you can keep your baby.Other-wise the baby is nine.
sToRYTELLER:tlr€-trtrfday th6 Queen sent her neiseirger all over the country ^ L-r,
' seirchlng for nanes.On the }ast flay the ggitCd*..Fd lnterestlng news, g$t+.e.4-
j GUARD:Your Majesty,I saw ti?!te" funny llTtle rnari sdylng.pobody will guess ^ril
. ny nane for lt is RUHPELS?ILTSKTN
DAUGHTER:Oh thank you ,you will be rewarded:. ^ n
SToRYTELLER:TIratght. ni I t' r_ _ {
RLTHPEL:HeIIhave you had any success.dUe-{ 0{ nV 4+E-
D A U G H T E R : I st . C h r i s t o p h e r
l ?-z
3xU:il,iT"l"t""3f,;ffif(
RUHPEL No it is no!
: , ?
DAUGHTER Is it
: ;#+t?crry ? lh{T f.
RUMPEL : No it i-s not
DAUGHTER Is it Joseph-Hary-Cet'dldl
:
R U M P E L : Oc o u r s e n o t .
f
D A U G H T E R : T h ein i t R u m p e l s t i l t s k i n
&UHPEL:
s
(BANCINGHIS FOOT ON DOHN} . t1f [c
How did yorr f ind otrt.Yotr must be nlagic
S T O R Y T E L t , g P . ^ : W e!l l H e w a s s o m a d h e s t a m p e d h i s o t i r e r f o o t s o h a r d t h a t h e
dissapesred tlrrQirgh the fl.oQr;.And d,r yoi,l kn,rw hhat?The King and Qrreen
and their babl' .ltld al. l. thpi f FeqPle li','eci happil-v ever af ter:. I I
..j: