Singapore is a place where: - Research has shown its people have the worst eyesight in the world due to long hours spent studying and queueing. - Queueing is a national pastime and schooling puts stress on both children and parents. - Nearly all of the population is literate, while the remaining few can be found enjoying entertainment instead of reading. - Social unrest is rare, except over issues involving popular consumer items or services.

1. SiNgApOrE
SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...research has shown that its people
have the worst eyesight in the world.
(Myopic symptoms evident at MRT waiting lines)
SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...queueing is a national pastime

2. SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
......schooling is a harrowing experience
(For the parents)
SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...93% of the population are literate.
The remaining 7% can be found in cinemas:
And on public transport:

3. SINGAPORE IS A PLACE WHERE...
...social unrest is unheard of
(Except where Hello Kitty toys, $1 BreadTalk breads
and free M1 GSM handphones are involved)
UnIqUe
YOU ARE SPECIAL!
Just what is a Singaporean?
How can a Singaporean be defined?
We proudly present the traits.
WE HAVE TO BE NUMBER 1
It's almost a prerequisite for us to be tops in everything.

4. WE ARE BIG-HEARTED
We don't think twice when donating fat cheques
to disaster victims abroad.
But it's a different story with Flag Days at home.
WE FEEL FOR OTHER SINGAPOREANS
We may not know each other;
but when disaster strikes our fellow men,
we share their anguish.

5. WE HAVE GREAT FORESIGHT
The authority says, "Plan early for retirement."
We always plan ahead...
WE LOVE FOOD
Brought about by the vast variety of grub
in our multi-cultural melting pot.

6. WE ARE LAW-ABIDING
Well, most of us are, anyway.
Those wayward few face a certain punishment
which is also unique to us...
THE END