1. DevOpsDays Ignite
Gavin McDonald
gavin.mcdonald@hootsuite.com
@iamgavitron

2. “Letting Go”
A cloud-survival primer in 5 minutes
Oct 25-26 2013

3. Server Names

4. source: http://muppets.disney.com/kermit-the-frog

5. role22.region.devops.com

6. Inventory Management

7. attach a real person

8. can you spot the DB?
i-01dd3378
i-8479dee3
i-769f0e0b
i-0509197f
i-749f0e09

9. source: http://d104xtrw2rzoau.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/cat-has-money.jpg

10. Configuration Management

11. N all the things

12. ansible
puppet
chef
cfengine
etc

13. Automated Builds

14. … From Bare “Metal”
(or iso)

15. source: http://r1.feelol.com/UploadImages/201305/Black_Cat_In_Snow.jpg

16. source:http://www.troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/entropy-bro-entropy.jpg

17. Don’t Fix it. Kill it.
source: http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/I+_d6b3e0ccc94846135930e0ced65ef34c.jpg

18. Repair Time vs Replace Time

19. source: http://images.wikia.com/base327/images/9/96/How-To-Create-A-LEGO-Star-Wars-Clone-Army.jpg

20. Thank You!
Gavin McDonald
@iamgavitron
g@hootsuite.com