ENTERTAINMENT HUMOUR

1. TIME TO SMILE AGAIN

2. F L A T T E R Y AN INSULT GIFT WRAPPED

3. A WEDDING RING THE SMALLEST HANDCUFFS IN THE WORLD

4. STEWARDESS A PRETTY GAL WHO ASKS YOU WHAT YOU WANT, THEN STRAPS YOU IN SO YOU CAN’T GET IT.

5. A D U L T A PERSON WHO HAS STOPPED GROWING AT BOTH ENDS AND IS NOW GROWING IN THE MIDDLE.

6. A N T I Q U E AN ITEM YOUR GRANDPARENTS BOUGHT, YOUR PARENTS GOT RID OF, AND YOU’RE BUYING AGAIN.

7. K I S S I N G A MEANS OF GETTING TWO PEOPLE SO CLOSE TOGETHER THAT THEY CAN’T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH EACH OTHER.

8. C O U R T E S Y THE ART OF YAWNING WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED.

9. W R I N K L E S SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE HAVE, YOU HAVE CHARACTER LINES.

10. S U I C I D E JUMPING TO A CONCLUSION

11. M O N O L O G U E A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TWO PERSONS SUCH AS HUSBAND AND WIFE.

12. L E C T U R E AN ART OF TRANSFERRING INFORMATION FROM THE NOTES OF THE LECTURER TO THE NOTES OF THE STUDENTS WITHOUT PASSING THROUGH THE MINDS OF EITHER.

13. H U S B A N D A PERSON WHO GIVES UP PRIVILEGES HE NEVER REALIZED HE HAD.

14. M I S T R E S S SOMETHING BETWEEN A MISTER AND A MATTRESS

15. WINDOW DRESSING A GIRL WHO DOESN’T PULL DOWN THE SHADES.

16. DID YOU SMILE MUSIC - ZORBA THE GREEK