Age Quotes - DC.pps

WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO SURPRISED I DIDN’T TALK FOR A YEAR & A HALF. GRACIE ALLEN

YES TIME FLIES. AND WHERE DID IT LEAVE YOU ? OLD TOO SOON SMART TOO LATE. MIKE TYSON

THE SECRET OF STAYING YOUNG IS TO LIVE HONESTLY. EAT SLOWLY & LIE YOUR AGE. LUCILLE BALL

WHEN I WAS A BOY THE DEAD SEA WAS ONLY SICK. GEORGE BURNS

ONE SHOULD NEVER TRUST A WOMAN WHO TELLS HER REAL AGE. IF SHE TELLS THAT SHE’LL TELL ANYTHING.

BY THE TIME YOU’RE EIGHTY YEARS OLD YOU’VE LEARNED EVERYTHING. YOU ONLY HAVE TO REMEMBER IT. GEORGE BURNS

AGE IS STRICTLY A CASE OF MIND OVER MATTER. IF YOU DON’T MIND, IT DOESN’T MATTER. JACK BENNY

WRINKLES SHOULD MERELY INDICATE WHERE SMILES HAVE BEEN. MARK TWAIN

I DON’T FEEL OLD. I DON’T FEEL ANYTHING TILL NOON. THAT’S WHEN IT’S TIME FOR MY NAP. BOB HOPE

FIRST YOU FORGET NAMES, THEN YOU FORGET FACES, THEN YOU FORGET TO PULL YOURZIPPER DOWN. LEO ROSENBERG

AN ARCHAELOGIST IS THE BEST HUSBAND A WOMAN CAN HAVE. THE OLDER SHE GETS, THE MORE INTERESTED HE IS IN HER. AGATHA CHRISTIE

A DIPLOMAT IS A MAN WHO ALWAYS REMEMBERS A WOMAN’S BIRTHDAY BUT NEVERREMEMBERS HER AGE.

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