Five Tips for Saving To Buy A New Home That Really Suck but Actually Work. By Craig Barrett, Mortgage Agent, Oakville, Ontario, Canada. http://www.CraigsMortgageService.com

2. 1
Live with your parents
for as long as you can
stand it.
Geez! We’re
never getting rid
Mom, Dad, I’m
of him, are we?
That’s great
moving back home!
son!

3. 2
Take the bus, hitch hike,
bum rides. Anything to
avoid buying a car.
Hey wait. I was on
t im e ! S on of a *@%?!!
BUS

4. 3
Never buy anything with
your own funds. That’s
what your parents and
friends are for.
Dad, I’m going out.
Again? Dont’ you work?
I need money, please. You’re killing me!

5. Never go out to eat,
4
even if you have to
eat Kraft dinner.
Mac n Cheese
I know we’re Canadian
is ready! but we don’t have to eat
Kraft dinners every night.

6. Don’t go away for your
5
vacation. Take a
stay-cation instead.
Why should I pay an arm
and a leg to go away and drink,
when I could just get drunk
right here at home?

7. Follow these tips and you
will have all the money for
your down-payment in no
time.
THE END
By Craig Barrett CraigsMortgageService.com