7. what is a psychopath?
• Robert Hare PCL-R
• 2 factors, 20 items
• Each item is scored
– 0 does not apply
– 1 applies somewhat
– 2 definitely applies
• SCORE YOURSELF!
– prize is a holiday for 1
near Crowthorne, UK
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Hare_Psychopathy_Checklist
10. health warning
• DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME THE PUB!
– should only be deployed by professionals
– community forums and innocent advice
– thesis
• anyone who thinks cloud is optional, a game,
or is curious about its destructive effects – is
likely a pyschopath. ways to tell…
12. 1/1 Grandiose sense of self-
worth
Cloud is the answer My cloud is the
to everything answer to
everything
I am cloud
0 1 2
13. 1/2 Glibness/Superficial Charm
Cloud is easy Cloud is
obvious
Come on in the Is the person
water’s lovely always doing
lightning talks…
0 1 2
14. 1/3 Pathological Lying
Cloud never goes Patriot Act doesn’t
down matter
Cloud is for
everything (but only Data sovereignty
have web app doesn’t matter
examples)
0 1 2
15. 1/4 Cunning and manipulative
I like you, you’re Come and present
smart, you “get” at…
cloud, like me
You’re one of us
0 1 2
16. 1/5 Lack of remorse or guilt
Oh, the cloud I Your business was
advised you to use down?
went down?
How interesting…
0 1 2
33. Your score?
• Picture of people
• According to the rigorous, scientific
and industry standard methodology
we’ve just done?
– <5, sit down you’re normal
– <30, sit down, you’re a criminal
– applaud the people left standing, be nice
to them
35. unbend my iron
• cloud < utility, but what is cloud?
– clouds move across boundaries
– clouds are driven by natural forces
– Cloud is not NIST, not Dope’n’stack, not
VMware
– southern electric does not create custom
electric for my home grown iron
– APIs are the plug sockets of this generation
– technology naval gazing is not cloud
36. Final Thoughts
• a psychopath is for
life, not just for
christmas
• 20% population
cause 70% of the
pain
• when asking for
cloud advice,
beware!