Security? Why what you probably think that means is probably doomed to fail, in the cloud…

1. Risk and Security in the Enterprise Cloud

2. … is a topic too big for 5 minutes. So, here’s the rest: http://www.slideshare.net/mastermark/enterprise-cloud-risk-and-security

3. http://www.flickr.com/photos/peterpearson/347124844/

4. http://www.flickr.com/photos/paszczak000/2564969200/

5. http://www.flickr.com/photos/rachels_secret/220269351/

8. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bertrand_Russell

9. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Gödel

10. No formal system extending basic arithmetic can be used to prove its own consistency.

11. Risk exposure (RE) = probability(loss) * magnitude(loss) http://books.google.com/books?id=0RfANAwOUdIC&pg=PA800&lpg=PA800&dq=risk+exposure+re+formula&source=web&ots=pENn1no-zn&sig=Xe72BRymob2ftXlp4CciUr-ly-Y&hl=en&ei=QquNSfLdMob00AXB4OGcCw&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=5&ct=result (The Handbook Of Information Security)

12. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Gödel LOL!

14. What’s “the Cloud” got to do with this?

15. http://www.flickr.com/photos/rachels_secret/220269351/

16. http://www.flickr.com/photos/paszczak000/2564969200/

17. So. What to do?

18. http://www.flickr.com/photos/peterpearson/347124844/ ?

19. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Gödel LOL!

20. http://www.flickr.com/photos/euthman/2989437967/in/set-72057594114099781/

21. The U.S. DOE published an excellent report in December: “A Scientific Research & Development Approach to Cyber Security”. http://chas.typepad.com/dli/2009/01/cyber-security-rd-needs-for-doe.html

22. The Jericho Forum, part of The Open Group, is doing important work in defining models of security and risk that don’t ignore Gödel’s LOL. https://www.opengroup.org/jericho/about.htm

23. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Gödel LOL!