America Is the Target; Israel Is the Front Line _ Andy Blumenthal _ The Blogs...
George Bush And The Parachute
1. A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.
2. The first passenger says: "Ik am Ronaldo , the best football player in the world. The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans ." He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
3. The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says: “ I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.“ She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.
4. The third passenger, George W. Bush, says: “ I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can‘t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.“ He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.
5. The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy: "I am old. I have lived my life as a good person and a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."
6. To this the little boy says: “ Don‘t fret old man….. There is a parachute for each of us! The smartest president of America took my schoolbag....."
7. The moral of this story…. Each country gets the president it deserves.
