A cloud cardio, strength & conditioning program for a firmer, more toned *aaS

1. Cloudersize
The Revolutionary 12-Step Cloud Cardio, Fitness, Strength &
Conditioning Program For a Firmer, More Toned*aaS

2. Thanks, Jim!
In this keynote session, Christofer “Mr Cloud Security”
Hoff provides a definitive list of the security problems
with cloud computing that can add ugly inches to
your *aaS. As Hoff will explain, sometimes an *aaS
will be so ugly that it should only be private. Hoff
introduces his revolutionary “Cloudersize”
conditioning program, and explains how a balanced
diet of standards, architecture, compliance and
innovation can give you a firmer, more toned *aaS.

3. Cloudersize

4. Cloudersize
• There Are Lots Of Cloud
“Get Fit Quick” Schemes

5. Cloudersize
• There Are Lots Of Cloud
“Get Fit Quick” Schemes
• Some Tell You That
Everything You’ve Done
Before Is Worthless Or
Unnecessary

6. Cloudersize
• There Are Lots Of Cloud
“Get Fit Quick” Schemes
• Some Tell You That
Everything You’ve Done
Before Is Worthless Or
Unnecessary
• Everyone’s Got Some New
Tool You Should Buy

7. Cloudersize
• There Are Lots Of Cloud
“Get Fit Quick” Schemes
• Some Tell You That
Everything You’ve Done
Before Is Worthless Or
Unnecessary
• Everyone’s Got Some New
Tool You Should Buy
• Just 4 Minutes A Day!

12. What It Really Takes For A
Firmer, More Toned*aaS:

13. What It Really Takes For A
Firmer, More Toned*aaS:
• Acceptance That Security Does Make Your
*aaS Look Fatter

14. What It Really Takes For A
Firmer, More Toned*aaS:
• Acceptance That Security Does Make Your
*aaS Look Fatter
• An Understanding Of How The Game Has
Changed

15. What It Really Takes For A
Firmer, More Toned*aaS:
• Acceptance That Security Does Make Your
*aaS Look Fatter
• An Understanding Of How The Game Has
Changed
• Knowledge Of What Exercises Work & Those
That Don’t

16. What It Really Takes For A
Firmer, More Toned*aaS:
• Acceptance That Security Does Make Your
*aaS Look Fatter
• An Understanding Of How The Game Has
Changed
• Knowledge Of What Exercises Work & Those
That Don’t
• The Healthy Application Of Dedication, Hard
Work, and Sweat...

17. In Honor Of Vegas...

18. In Honor Of Vegas...
Cloud Trust:

19. In Honor Of Vegas...
Cloud Trust:
Compliance

20. In Honor Of Vegas...
Cloud Trust:
Compliance
Resiliency

21. In Honor Of Vegas...
Cloud Trust:
Compliance
Resiliency
Assurance

22. In Honor Of Vegas...
Cloud Trust:
Compliance
Resiliency
Assurance
Privacy

23. In Honor Of Vegas...
Cloud Trust:
Compliance
Resiliency
Assurance
Privacy
Security

24. Compliance: The Real Hurdle

25. :: The 12 Steps ::

26. 1. Get Off the Couch
You Don’t Play, You Can’t Win

27. 2. Set Your Goals
Make It Better Or Get In The Way?

28. 3. Weigh Your Options
There’s More Than One Way To Skin A Cat

29. 4. All Things In
Moderation
It’s Not All Moving To The
Cloud Today...

30. 5. Heavy Lifting

31. 6. Trim The Fat

32. 7. Watch The Scale
It’s Not The Only Value Prop. For Cloud...

33. 8. Get Absolutely Ripped...
...Off If You’re Not Careful. Invest Wisely

34. 9. Focus On Your Core
Work On The Things That Matter

35. 10. Develop Strength,
Agility, Flexibility

36. 11. Avoid Being
The Biggest Loser
Security & Compliance Are Critical; Make Them So

37. 12. Don’t Drop the SOAP
No Time To REST, Everything’s Managed via API

38. 13. Supplements
1. Cloud Security Alliance
http://www.cloudsecurityalliance.org
2. CloudAudit
http://www.cloudaudit.org
3. Rational Survivability Blog
http://www.rationalsurvivability.com
4. Come See My Talk:
Cloudinomicon: Idempotent Infrastructure,
Survivable Systems & Bringing Sexy Back
To Information Centricity 7/29 10am-11am