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1. SEEKING A BANK
for the end of the World
BY COMPLEXSEARCH.COM

2. Apparently, we’re
on the edge of a
fiscal cliff

3. Is my bank fiscal cliff proof? How could this get worse?

4. Mayan prophecy says the world is due to end December 21, 2012

5. You are so screwed

6. Before you assemble your army for the apocalypse…

7. Let’s assume banks survive

8. Don’t put me back
under the mattress

9. Grab your hot zombie girlfriend and get to the bank

10. But choosing a bank isn’t easy

11. 83% of consumers say
it’s important to read
online reviews before
choosing a bank

12. So Kick your cat off the computer & read user reviews

13. Overall grade of poor, customers
complain about everything from unfair
charges to reduced credit limits

14. Customer reviews
highlight terrible
service and total
lack of flexibility

15. Consistently bad marks on customer service,
accuracy and unfair fees -And former national city
customers have not been happy with the migration

16. Please let
online banks
be better

17. An overall grade of fair,
many five star reviews
for great interest rates
& first class service

18. Mostly five star and one star reviews claiming the
best banking experience ever or bait and switch—
who is right?

19. Practice some deep breathing exercises…

20. The good news is
there are plenty of
banks and one is sure
to be right for you

21. The bad news is your hot zombie girlfriend
left you for a younger guy—Bummer

22. You’re on your own with the zombies, but we
can help you find the right bank

23. SEEKING A BANK
for the end of the World?
Click here for more info
@CaraPosey By cara posey for complexsearch.com