My slides from the Web Community Forum Facebook Conference. Panel moderated by Dave McClure with co-panelists Tris Hussey and Jeremy Pepper. See more background here http://urltea.com/2av6

1. My Name is Baratunde, and
I’m a Facebook Curmudgeon
Small Presentation Thing for Web Community Forum 2007
www.baratunde.com
Comedian, Author, Vigilante Pundit

2. About Me
Political comedian, writer
Blogger for Huffington Post, Jack & Jill
Politics, baratunde.com
Former strategy consultant for
mediacommwebstuff
Recently joined The Onion as Web Editor
www.baratunde.com

3. Facebook User Since 1990s
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4. Rich User Profiles!
Name Major
Phone Number Email
Mailing Address Dorm Room
Class Year Offline-Poking
www.baratunde.com

5. Rich User Profiles!
Multi-
Platform
Messaging
Name Major
Phone Number Email
Mailing Address Dorm Room
Class Year Offline-Poking
www.baratunde.com

6. Rich User Profiles!
Multi-
Platform
Messaging
Behaviorial
Targeting
Data
Name Major
Phone Number Email
Mailing Address Dorm Room
Class Year Offline-Poking
www.baratunde.com

7. Rich User Profiles!
Multi-
Platform
Messaging
Behaviorial
Targeting
Data
Name Major
Phone Number Email Location-
Based
Mailing Address Dorm Room Services
Class Year Offline-Poking
www.baratunde.com

8. Things to Fix
in the New FacebookWebAdvertisingSocialPlatform 2.0 Service
Bad for whales (partially resolved)
Bass ackwards contacts & messaging
The (Spam) Platform
Other Whining
Conclusion
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9. The Day Facebook Died to Me
Presence
August 17, 2007
900 frnds, 600 in grp
replaced email list.
trapped
used for promo
BLOCKED
>> Angry Blogging
Photo by B I R D, via Flickr
Status: Partially resolved by Pages
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10. Groups vs. Pages
Presence
How about Grages?
Feature Groups Pages
? Y
Bulk Messaging w/o Limit
Y --
Members Can Reply to Msg
-- --
Target Msg by Geography, Other
Y -- *
Invite Mechanism
Y -- *
Use for Event Invites
-- Y
Applications
Y
Usage Metrics (vid plays, etc)
Y -- *
Easy to Find (via directory)
Status: Pages wins for me.
* = likely to be fixed
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11. I have 1,224 friends
Contacts
Now what?
Create Custom Groups:
Affiliation: high school, conference, illegally wiretapped
Geography, etc.
Let Me Do Things with them
Messaging
Event invites
View and interact with apps (e.g. popular books among subgroup)
Status: Still Sucks
www.baratunde.com

12. MySpace Flashbacks
Msging
or Never Abandon Basic Features that Work
Folders???
Search???
Group Messages???
Flagging???
Filters/Blocking???
Export/Download???
Status: Still Sucks
www.baratunde.com

13. MySpace Flashbacks
Msging
or Never Abandon Basic Features that Work
Folders???
Search???
Group Messages???
EMAIL!!
Flagging???
Filters/Blocking???
Export/Download???
Status: Still Sucks
www.baratunde.com

14. If I get one more Zombie invite
CrApps ...I’m digging up a corpse, injecting it with the Rage virus and
setting it loose on the Facebook developers
Give me a Dashboard w/ total &
friend users
Build in ratings
Create a category for “stupid”
Let me opt out
Status: Getting better. Doesn’t
email me
www.baratunde.com

15. Networks and Beacon
Whining
Now I’m just piling on
Let me join multiple city networks
Give users explicit control of their data
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16. Facebook has massive potential
The End
May one day be as good as
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17. Facebook has massive potential
The End
May one day be as good as
The
Internet
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