When you enter into professional-Ship and deported from Student-Ship. Story of making professionals as friend and searching college life in job for first few months.
Real stories..sketches...comics..done is all lectures for training. edited using photoshop. but all original work of ashish and his friends.
8. Kaju ki Barfi Rakhi Sawant
P.
PAULI
Balloooooo...
Sho**u Mika
Paul
Shont Baccha Halkat
Badam ki Barfi
DOPChee
BaBu Komedy
BURFI
GOGLIN
MANoj KuMAR
Rasogulla
LADDU
SALEEM Officer
Don’t get LABELed
11. Originally composed by: Sunil Seetharaman
What's up I'm d
what's up batman!! I hate
MJ?? with the Bats!!, you
rediculous looser:(
costume
I love
Boxers &
Swimmers..
but sunny ..told me,
I'm the batman. A he is the sex
sex machine.. machine...
I'm the
Sunny??? batman. I'm
that asshole the real sex
gay. He keeps machine. I do
hitting on chicks all the
me. he is an time. I'm the
old gay sex real deal!!
machine.
Yeah!!...you
Nike.. do it with
JUST DO IT!! sunny. I
love
rambo.
To be continued...
12. Hey rambo!!
you are so hot.. :P Ehhh??!!@$%
* #!!!
You are the Ehhhhh....!!!!
hottest man, @@@##$% *@
I'hv ()!
ever...seen :P
Rambo-eat-you.
Rambo-hungry
I love your
huge muscles
HELPPPPP ....
Rambo-eat-you eyaaaakk...:((
to be
continued...
13. Previously on sex machine....
I'm tHE SEX
MACHINE
RAMBO is so
hott!!
Rambo eat- MJ
Hari om, hari om,
RAMBO-eat-MJ hari om om....&
Helppp:(
Helppp !!
Ohhhhh...aawww:((
rambo-no-eat-mj I hate you
rambo-eat-himesh rambo!!
14. Hey MJ,
Lets do it :P
I don't do
Ohh, fuck!! Spiders...:((
Spider man is soo
Brave..
this is blahsphemy , this is
madness. this is blahsphemy , this
is madness. this is blahsphemy ,
this is blahsphemy this is madness
go, buzz , this is madness
off..
Deep pit,
Don't jump
DIE...Pakistani....:((
AAAaaahhhh
MADness???
WarninG: thisss iss
Don't FART sparta
jai hind!! Spidey!!
ohh, fuck!! I lovee youu!!
what has sunny
uncle done??
I think, I Let's do it !!
love spiders
I want to do
spiders
he...he..
ohh!! let's do it heehee
again.. EPILOGUE:
# Sunny deol went
to jail for killing
Next Morning 853396413 pakistanis.
#batman went back
to fighting crime.
#Rambo is still
eating himesh.
18. ICE BREAKING/ HEAD HUNTING
Could you imagine, at the very first of your job day and you
asked for an Psychiatric treatment...not an hour or two! It’s
gonna be full three days×seven hours.
By:
Mridu Khanna
BY: MRIDU KHANNA BHATTTT.... ( means
“GET LOST” ) I don’t know how do,
UFF.... I don’t wanna no no no, why wud ppl
First day @ IiPM. remember those days pay thousands of bucks
Officially. when we managed to to his consultancy in
Behavioural Module. bear him. Woh Bola “ I order to get mad and
Lot of restlessness & started speaking for then need to go to
excitement going on in the first time in psychiatrist after
my mind. How will my 1990” , main boli “ listening to his
first day at work and since then u have baseless, nonsense
be??? But Fate had never stopped talks. I hope he
something else in speaking”. BUT, why is becomes Paul Gogglins
store for us. The he eating our head to spare the coming
Faculty comprised of with anything he felt generations of the
Ashok Bhatt. He proved lik saying..... I torture...... NAHI TO
to be exactly like his know m boring u ppl WOH DIN DOOR NAHI KI
name. with all this stuff INDIAN OIL MEIN
A “SHOCK”......... & I but if you hav already PSYCHIATRY CELL BHI
felt like saying, attended his sessions, BANANA PADEGA>>>>>>>>
rather, everyone felt going thru this will
like saying, us be a cakewalk for
u...
BHEJA
Disclaimer Points to Remember
Yahaan par jo bhi pravachan hua hai, uska • Don’t get Labeled: Keep yourself away
sacchai se kuch lena dena nahi hai. aayi from sticky glue
• Take a Lead: and jump into well of death
baat samj mai. Agar thanne laage ki aisi
• Be a Team Player: Only when you find
FRY
kuch baat huii hai to manne pareshan karne yourself in loss :D
vaase naa aaiyo, kyonki angerji mai ek sabd • Be yourself: No mask is permanent so no
excuses for that!!
hota hai “that is just a COINCIDENCE”.
• Take the Opportunity: then loose it Ashish
Hum “A Journey to the life” ki tarf se Mridu • Don’t remember anything, even if you
ji ka aaBHAR vyaqt karte hai. can
Samdariya
19. Comment Back!!
FRIENDS REVIEW Aug-Oct 2008 Issue No. 1st & Last A Journey to the Life
DEEPIKA
Dear Ashish,
Its said “ Friends are just strangers waiting to happen!” In a span of very short time, I found a wonderful friend in you.
A-Amiable, S-Sweet, H- , I-Intelligent, S-Smart, H- :).
Handsome
Its been wonderful writing you. You are immensely talented. Preserve your quality of goodness and stay as charming,
friendly, and creative as ever.... Loved “A Journey to the Life” by Ashish Jain :P. Good Luck!!
Keep in Touch.
PRIYANKA
Mr. Paul Goglin in the truest sense and hopefully you’ll become more famous than him :-P. Keep the artistic fire burning
always..... May be you’ll become a celebrity photographer before you become a “C” grade officer.
ASHISH = ARTISTIC
There are no thing subjective about it..........
ANKITA
Excellent Job!! Must say you worked really hard to put things together. All the best for your future.
SUNIL
Dude!! Do well in life..
PRANAB SAHA
Keep your creativity alive, come what way. Try to explore your true asset & excel in your hobbies....Take care and stay
tuned.
YOGESH
Excellent Job man...You don’t like work rather, you love work. Keep it up. Try to mugup with friends (Boys also) :D.
ASHWINI
Beauty is the only word that comes to my mind right now. Great!!
Ashish Samdariya, Flat No. 106, City Heart, Ratlam, M.P. | +91 9630012125 | http://ashishsamdariya.photoblog.com
20. Marks on my Heart
Friends Forever
The Real Journey
In our lives, thousand of people come and
go. Some of them remain for a while and
leave with us wonderful memories,
memories that linger on & on in our hearts.
This was an attempt by me to preserve
few of these with us. “A Journey to The
Life” is about a very tiny phase of my life,
about friends I made, and about their
views.
I would like to thank everyone who has
contributed in someway towards making
of this piece of work. Because “WITHOUT
THEIR SUPPORT AND INTEREST, THIS
WOULD HAVE BEEN IMPOSSIBLE.”
One more thing, Hope all readers find it at par with their expectation. Nothing
more to say.... Go Ahead!! Happy Reading...!!!
Never Lasting Words
I learnt a lot from you guys and wish I could be like you, more entertaining,
funny, friendly etc etc. Lot more to grasp in a very short time, could able to make
you all good friend of mine, but wish you we will be someday.
In this Journey, I discovered few close friends and I wish my relations will be
fresh and fine with all of you till I live and survive. I love you all: Varun, Sudeshna,
Gaurav, Roopansh, Priyanka, Mridu, Rahul and Komudi.
Location Location
IIPM VVGiri
Gurgaon Noida
Haryana, India UttarPradesh, India
The Special thanks to Mridu for her immense support while
writing to publishing and publishing to demo. Her views and
words supported me to come up with this. She knows it
better.