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IF YOU THROW A BIBLE
  AT A DRAG QUEEN…




     By: Anthony Simmons
IF YOU THROW A BIBLE AT A
            DRAG QUEEN




Then She will punch you in the
             face
IF SHE PUNCHES YOU IN THE
               FACE…




Then she will get arrested.
IF SHE GETS ARRESTED…




The she’ll make toilet wine.         (Maybe Pinot Grigio,
 Merlot… there is really no way to be completely sure.)
IF SHE MAKES TOILET WINE…




Then she will get sloppy
IF SHE GETS SLOPPY…




Then she turns into a he. And
        he’s violent.
IF HE IS VIOLENT




Then he will be detained
IF HE GETS DETAINED




then all the other drag queens will get angry
             and get arrested too.
IF ALL THE OTHER QUEENS ARE
                  IN JAIL




Then the wig and fabric shops will go out
              of business
IF THE WIG AND FABRIC SHOPS
             ARE GONE




And there are no Drag Queens
THEN THE WORLD WILL SUCK




If the world sucks, then it is a vacuum.
DON’T TURN THE WORLD INTO
        A VACUUM.
    Keep your bibles to yourselves.

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If you throw a bible at a drag

  • 1. IF YOU THROW A BIBLE AT A DRAG QUEEN… By: Anthony Simmons
  • 2. IF YOU THROW A BIBLE AT A DRAG QUEEN Then She will punch you in the face
  • 3. IF SHE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE… Then she will get arrested.
  • 4. IF SHE GETS ARRESTED… The she’ll make toilet wine. (Maybe Pinot Grigio, Merlot… there is really no way to be completely sure.)
  • 5. IF SHE MAKES TOILET WINE… Then she will get sloppy
  • 6. IF SHE GETS SLOPPY… Then she turns into a he. And he’s violent.
  • 7. IF HE IS VIOLENT Then he will be detained
  • 8. IF HE GETS DETAINED then all the other drag queens will get angry and get arrested too.
  • 9. IF ALL THE OTHER QUEENS ARE IN JAIL Then the wig and fabric shops will go out of business
  • 10. IF THE WIG AND FABRIC SHOPS ARE GONE And there are no Drag Queens
  • 11. THEN THE WORLD WILL SUCK If the world sucks, then it is a vacuum.
  • 12. DON’T TURN THE WORLD INTO A VACUUM. Keep your bibles to yourselves.