You should have either a lot of time or a lot of intelligence to reword like this - Sample this scrabble!

1. SCRABBLE Quite Clever!

2. GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

3. SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z''S

6. A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

10. THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

12. EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT

13. PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

14. DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

15. And for the grand finale:

16. PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS